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lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#1476: Feb 27th 2016 at 8:09:08 PM

Result: A dark red liquid with the opacity and consistency of blood was dispensed. Upon drinking, the D-class received several deep lacerations and had to be rushed to medical facilities. He is expected to make a full recovery in X months.

Test: A cup of Wonder

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
TheEngineer24 O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down) from Site-0 Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#1477: Mar 2nd 2016 at 1:08:49 AM

Result: A bright blue liquid. Upon drinking, D-class felt wondering about the entire site.

Test: A cup of senpai

[REDACTED]
CalvinBoyOfDestiny May be Stupendous Man from Chagrin Falls Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
May be Stupendous Man
#1478: Mar 2nd 2016 at 6:11:44 PM

Result: Test subject now had an extreme desire to be observed at all times.

Test: A cup of TEH AELINS FRUM TEH OTUAR SPAESS (Master Chief's horrible machinima from Arby n' the Chief: The Movie)

Insert something clever here
Alucart23 Since: Jun, 2015
#1479: Mar 6th 2016 at 8:45:28 AM

result: a bitter yellow liquid that was reported as tasting like a turkey that fell into a rubble and was served without getting cleaned first.

test: a glass of 20 gauge shotgun buckshot supercooled to room temperature.

Alucart23 Since: Jun, 2015
#1480: Mar 27th 2016 at 11:11:11 AM

bump

edited 27th Mar '16 11:11:23 AM by Alucart23

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1481: Mar 27th 2016 at 4:15:35 PM

OUTPUT: A cup of liquid lead, at 70 degrees Farenheight. Cup was shaped like a shotgun slug, just, you know, in foam. Upon testing, D-72234E noted that it tasted "exactly like a really cheap, but really old wine". After [___] hours, D-72234E was found to be dead of lead poisoning. The remaining liquid had reformed into solid lead.

I'm not cleaning that up. -Dr. O'Malley

INPUT: One cup of Gao Gai Gar.

Dr. Calvin has displeased me. - Dr. O'Malley

edited 28th Mar '16 9:47:44 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
CalvinBoyOfDestiny May be Stupendous Man from Chagrin Falls Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
May be Stupendous Man
#1482: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:26:08 PM

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Input: A cup of SCP-294.

Insert something clever here
Savaget1337 64th Successor (Don’t ask)
64th Successor
#1483: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:44:17 PM

Result: 294 did not dispense any liquid. Instead, the display screen simply read "Nice try, jackass."

Note: Ha! Got ya good, Dr. Calvin! - Dr. Ryans

Test: A cup of Omae Wa mo Shindeiru.

If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
TheEngineer24 O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down) from Site-0 Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#1484: Apr 3rd 2016 at 11:07:39 PM

Result: [REDACTED]

Test: A cup of 007.

Have agent [REDACTED] drink it! - Dr Stroll

[REDACTED]
leviathan_cross Since: Feb, 2016
#1485: Apr 14th 2016 at 2:56:07 AM

RESULT: SCP-294 dispensed water filled with bacteria not matching any known organisms on Earth. Analysis reveals the bacteria to be identical to a species inhabiting SCP-007.

REQUEST: A cup of Rickroll.

TheEngineer24 O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down) from Site-0 Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Hiding
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
#1486: Apr 18th 2016 at 3:57:50 AM

Result: A cup of [REDACTED] liquid. When a D-235 drink it, it will sing never gonna give you up repeatedly until D-235 is tranquilized by Agent Lon.

Test: A cup of K-class scenario.

edited 18th Apr '16 3:58:33 AM by TheEngineer24

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CalvinBoyOfDestiny May be Stupendous Man from Chagrin Falls Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
May be Stupendous Man
#1487: Apr 18th 2016 at 3:41:59 PM

Result: Testing denied by O5 council. "Don't want to risk an XK." - O5-9 Test: A cup of what makes Dr. King get apple seeds from every test.

Insert something clever here
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1488: Apr 18th 2016 at 8:55:32 PM

Output: SCP-294 dispensed a cup of blood. Later examination- corroborated by Dr. King feeling ill and lightheaded immediately after -proved it was his blood; apparently, simply being Dr. King creates that reaction.

Input: A cup of decaying plant matter and animal feces, fermented for 1000 years.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
CalvinBoyOfDestiny May be Stupendous Man from Chagrin Falls Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
May be Stupendous Man
#1489: Jun 21st 2016 at 4:58:06 PM

Result: bump

Test: A cup of dank memes.

Insert something clever here
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1490: Jun 21st 2016 at 5:41:28 PM

Result: [REMOVED BY O5 REQUEST.]

Dear lord, someone kill that thing! -DR RW.

Test: A cup of SCP 008

Corrosion Self-Replicating Mechanism of War from Some Galaxy Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
#1491: Jun 21st 2016 at 5:52:14 PM

Result: Test denied by O5 Council. Researcher who made this request demoted to D-Class.

Test: A cup of cup.

''Annihilate everything.''
lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#1492: Jun 21st 2016 at 6:35:30 PM

Result: A cup containing a chalky white fluid which, when poured out onto a flat surface, began forming itself into a smaller, but otherwise identical-looking styrofoam cup. An attempt at drinking resulted in the D-class suffering anal blockages and eventually [REDACTED]

Input: A cup of power copying ability

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
CalvinBoyOfDestiny May be Stupendous Man from Chagrin Falls Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
May be Stupendous Man
#1493: Jun 25th 2016 at 1:39:51 PM

Result: A blue liquid. When drank, gave the subject ability to copy abilities with a touch of the right hand.

Test: A cup of Dimensional Donuts.

Insert something clever here
Alucart23 Since: Jun, 2015
#1494: Jun 25th 2016 at 1:49:41 PM

result: cup containing a pink, viscous liquid with multicolored sprinkles, samples show large amounts of sugar. like, enough that one droplet put you into a coma.

input: a cup of protoadamantium

selfKaiHarness BLADES OF JUDGEMENT! from The Crack in Time Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
#1495: Jun 25th 2016 at 2:37:24 PM

Result:A blue-ish metal thick drink made up of [DATA EXPUNGED] and [REDACTED]. A D-Class was ordered to drink it. After drinking it, the taste is metal, but with an aftertaste of Pepsi Blue. 40 Minutes later, The Subject begun to have massive energy spikes in activity.

" Seriously, who's going to stop the subject? He's gone completely [EXPLISIVE] insane. Someone, put the subject out of it's misery. I don't want to see him ever again. " -Dr. Reinfield

Input: A cup of Senzu bean Smoothie, A Cup of Goku's Saiyan Blood, and A Bottle of Saiyan Juice. \\ (Requested by, Dr. Yrisendale as a part of his Otaku travels.)

Listen, Zamasu may have lost Goku Black during erasure but he always is alive to this very day. IMMORTALITY IS MY BITCH!
arcada188 about to beat a badger Since: Jan, 2015
about to beat a badger
#1496: Jun 25th 2016 at 2:40:53 PM

Result: A cup of [REDACTED] liquid. Causes a massive surge in activity, violentness, and superhuman powers.

Input: A cup of enclaves.

You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?
AHI-3000 Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
#1497: Jun 25th 2016 at 4:15:21 PM

Result: A cup of liquefied soil from Kaliningrad Oblast, Russia.

Test: A cup of SCP-682's blood. I then dare someone to drink it.

edited 25th Jun '16 4:17:48 PM by AHI-3000

Berrenta Bejeweled (she/her) (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
Bejeweled (she/her)
#1498: Jun 25th 2016 at 5:30:01 PM

Result: A cup of [DATA EXPUNGED], highly toxic.

Input: A cup of a hot summer day.

lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#1499: Jun 27th 2016 at 6:33:03 AM

Result: A semi-opaque, glowing bright yellow and liquid with a greenish tint poured out of the machine. Upon drinking, the D-class said it tasted like "hot lemon-lime Gatorade." He began glowing brightly and brought the temperature in the room up by XX degrees Celsius. Everyone else in the room remarked that it was "too hot". The effects tapered off somewhat after 12 hours, and disappeared completely after 24.

Test: A cup of drastic

Note: Please get someone other than Dr. Calvin or Dr. Alucart to do the test. "Bump" and "DATA EXPUNGED" are not sufficient to put in as results. -Dr. Lew

edited 27th Jun '16 6:42:19 AM by lewattoo

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
arcada188 about to beat a badger Since: Jan, 2015
about to beat a badger
#1500: Jun 27th 2016 at 6:45:48 AM

Test: A foaming, reddish drink that is very hot and smells like spray paint. Drinking it causes a burning throat and irrational behavior.

Input: A cup of Saparmurat Niyazov.

You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?

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