Result: The cup contained a liquid that stayed perfectly still and changed color every 2.5 seconds. After drinking, D-Class remarked that it "tasted like something really stupid" and then alternated between references to Spongebob Squarepants and humming the theme music for The Benny Hill Show.
Input: A cup of Crazy Bus
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayOutput: A cup of dark blue liquid. Upon closer inspection, the cup containing the liquid seem to shake and wobble every 10 seconds or so, often just enough to push the liquid's surface to the cup's lips without making it spill over. The D-Class personnel who ingested it began experiencing bouts of involuntary physical and verbal tics within 30 minutes of ingesting the liquid. This lasted for a day, after which the D-Class personnel's behaviour returned to normal.
Input: A cup of processing power.
edited 17th Jan '16 8:47:54 AM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Result: A random assortment of liquids from previous requests made to SCP-294 was dispensed. Drinking these liquids resulted in [DATA EXPUNGED] and caused the D-class to become a Euclid. The former D-class is now in containment as SCP-XXXX.
Input: A cup of "hallucinogen that causes everything to look like the 2080s"
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayResult: The cup is filled with a gold liquid. Upon ingestion, D-13972 reported it as tasting "Like [D-13972] just swallowed a glass of pennies."
Further testing revealed that the drink removed all traces of vitamin C from the D-Class's body.
Test: A glass of nature.
edited 31st Jan '16 7:38:08 PM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.Result: A cup of Thread Revival Juice, previously acquired from SCP-261. Revived this thread. Subject was reported to repeatedly state "bump."
Test: A cup of Thunderbirds 1965, another of Turbocharged Thunderbirds, another of Thunderbirds 2004, and a final one of Thunderbirds 2015. (I am not sorry)
Insert something clever hereResult: A transparent pink sap-like liquid was dispensed from the machine. The D-class who drank it was found to have a markedly increased libido and spent the rest of the day making advances on various women working at the facility.
Input: A cup of determination
Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in MayResult: A cup of shining yellow fluid was dispensed. The D-Class who consumed this substance immediately attempted to escape, and was remarkably proficient at all actions for a period of roughly [DATA EXPUNGED], after which he was captured easily due a sudden [REDACTED]. Guards attempting to capture him during this time later reported feelings of deja vu.
Input: A cup of this peace, which is what all true warriors strive FOUR
she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempeResult: A golden liquid which makes people repeat quotes from the The Legend of Zelda CD-i Games.
Test: A cup of dimensional rifts.
Insert something clever here

Experiment canceled. No solid objects please. Dr Conagher
Test:A cup of HESOYAM
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