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Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#77: Jun 18th 2010 at 1:09:23 PM

A cup of a puce-coloured liquid with a mildly unpleasant odor. The D-Class personnel asigned to drink it immediately became cold and aloof toward the researchers, and mildly unfriendly toward anyone he was familiar with. The effect lasted for one hour.

A cup of the Black Pearl.

edited 18th Jun '10 1:09:45 PM by SullenFrog

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LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#78: Jun 18th 2010 at 1:15:04 PM

A cup containing seawater, and liquefied sails and wood.

A cup of BDSM.

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Phyi from Internet Since: Apr, 2010
#79: Jun 18th 2010 at 1:38:21 PM

A cup with a black colored liquid, and the viscosity of coffee. It smells like leather, and sweat.

A cup of {{So Bad It's Good}} please.

edited 18th Jun '10 1:38:45 PM by Phyi

LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#80: Jun 18th 2010 at 2:03:40 PM

A cup of disgusting-smelling fluid of unknown composition. D-class personnel assigned to test it laughed for 12 hours straight after ingestion.

More chocolate-banana milkshake for Cassy.

"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
CaptainNapalm Totally Not a Schoolboy from a closet. Since: Mar, 2010
Totally Not a Schoolboy
#81: Jun 18th 2010 at 2:06:22 PM

Output: 1 cup of chocolate banana milkshake.

Input: A Flaming Moe Homer please.

edited 18th Jun '10 2:07:15 PM by CaptainNapalm

Let's play a game about Pokémon...
VampireBuddha Calendar enthusiast from Ireland (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Calendar enthusiast
#82: Jun 18th 2010 at 2:09:48 PM

Output: A warm, delicious alcoholic beverage with a slight but noticeable 'burnt' odour.

Input: A cup of liquid.

Ukrainian Red Cross
Astroraptor from [Classified] Since: Dec, 2009
#83: Jun 18th 2010 at 2:53:32 PM

Output: 1 cup of water

Input: 1 cup of teleportation

We both have said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#84: Jun 18th 2010 at 3:15:57 PM

A cup of a literally invisible liquid. When ingested, the drinker immediately disappeared and reappeared within [REDACTED] Installation, [REDACTED] miles away. Further testing shows that the drinker has no control over his destination when teleporting.

A Ryncol, please.

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Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion Since: May, 2009
Black Inches
#85: Jun 18th 2010 at 3:21:09 PM

A cup of green liquid. When examined to discern its chemical makeup, it was found to contain elements previously unknown. Upon drinking it, a nearby Class D instantaneously fainted, and didn't wake up for 14 hours. When he did wake up, he complained of a headache rivaling that of if one drinks five bottles of vodka in a single night.

A cup of philosophy.

Escape.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#86: Jun 18th 2010 at 3:22:34 PM

^^Result: a substance colored exactly like how it is seen(or reported) in the game. Testing is now commencing concerning the ingredients.

^ An off-white fluid, reported to taste like a rough coffee; D-class subjects having ingested this substance began discussing the reason for SCP-343's existence, the meaning of life, and other topics with observing researchers at length, only stopping to ask for a glass of water. Effects lasted three hours.

Request: Joker venom.

edited 18th Jun '10 3:26:23 PM by Colonial1.1

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Chubert highly secure from California Since: Jan, 2010
highly secure
#87: Jun 18th 2010 at 5:13:55 PM

Result: A cup of green liquid which instantly evaporates, poisoning any who inhaled the gas. Victims began laughing uncontrollably, only to [DATA EXPUNGED] minutes later. Class D personnel spent two weeks cleaning up the mess.

Ok, guys, no more requesting comic book fluids.- Dr. ████

Request: A glass of something that will make SCP-682 harmless.

edited 18th Jun '10 9:45:08 PM by Chubert

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Runic from Here and Now Since: Apr, 2010
#88: Jun 18th 2010 at 5:15:34 PM

Result: A glass of ping-pong balls. I think it failed.

Request: A glass of me, please.

"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
CaptainNapalm Totally Not a Schoolboy from a closet. Since: Mar, 2010
Totally Not a Schoolboy
#89: Jun 18th 2010 at 5:18:48 PM

Output: A cup containing various body fluids and tissues from the requester, not unlike the infamous "cup of Joe" test. The subject who made the request immediately exhibited visible discomfort and was hospitalized after collapsing.

Request: A cup of Quickzine.

Let's play a game about Pokémon...
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#90: Jun 18th 2010 at 7:01:05 PM

Output: a cup of an odd liquid that causes an increase in the speed of the drinker.

Dr. Kondraki: Yes, very vague, why not try harder to make it sound like the explanation given by an RPG?

Request: a drink of Lovecraftian Superpower

SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#91: Jun 18th 2010 at 7:04:48 PM

A cup of a rank, viscous substance resembling boiled human fat. Staring at it caused everything to seem wrong on some fundamental level, and the D-Class personnel who ingested it [DATA EXPUNGED]; the lockdown was not lifted until decontamination and psychiatric evaluations of all personnel were completed the following week.

NEVER do that again.—Dr. Dawson.

A cup of The Old Republic, please.

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Darxzero Black Inches from The Mansion Since: May, 2009
Black Inches
#92: Jun 18th 2010 at 7:08:01 PM

The cup contains a liquid miniature galaxy, which, when observed with a microscope, appears to be teeming with life. The cup has been taken away for further research.

How about... a cup of solar flares?

edited 18th Jun '10 7:08:38 PM by Darxzero

Escape.
Eriksson Since: Dec, 1969
#93: Jun 18th 2010 at 7:26:11 PM

All recording equipment and Class D personnel in the area were destroyed by absurd temperatures and various forms of radiation.

Dr. Clef: Really, now, how did you expect that to end?

Request: A cup of GEDDAN.

KarlzBelena from hell Since: Feb, 2010
#94: Jun 18th 2010 at 7:35:27 PM

Output: A drink with a greenish hue described by observers as either "amusing" or "obnoxious". When consumed, causes the drinker to succumb to what appears to be an epileptic seizure, the only apparent difference being that the drinker levitates in midair. The effect passes after about thirty seconds.

Request: A cup of YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

we are not the same you will hear my voice
CaptainNapalm Totally Not a Schoolboy from a closet. Since: Mar, 2010
Totally Not a Schoolboy
#95: Jun 18th 2010 at 7:38:34 PM

Output: A bright orange, swirly liquid described as having a tart, potent taste. Causes all subjects who drink it to instinctively shrilly shriek "YEEEEEEAAAAAH!" until said subjects pass out from lack of air.

Request: A cup of O-ethyl S-[2-(diisopropylamino)ethyl] methylphosphonothioate

Let's play a game about Pokémon...
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#96: Jun 18th 2010 at 7:41:08 PM

^^A cup of a liquid resembling ponding scum. Upon ingesting it the D-Class personnel produced a pair of sunglasses which had not been on his person before the experiment and remarked, "Looks like our magic vending machine is...sold out," whereupon a deafening YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! emanated from nowhere and everywhere at once for a span of six seconds. The sound continued to accompany every statement and quip the drinker made until he was terminated to alleviate the annoyance factor.

^ [EXPERIMENT CANCELLED]

Really, do you people actually want to loose a weapon of mass destruction on this facility?—Dr. Dawson

A cup of Teen Titans, GO!

edited 18th Jun '10 8:24:13 PM by SullenFrog

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CaptainNapalm Totally Not a Schoolboy from a closet. Since: Mar, 2010
Totally Not a Schoolboy
#97: Jun 18th 2010 at 7:53:34 PM

^ It's actually a nerve agent, sir...

Output: A cup of what appear to be assorted bodily fluids, tissues, and some crushed silicon shards. Testing has revealed the fluids to contain at least 5 genetic signatures, three of which do not appear to be fully human...

Request: A cup of Encyclopedia Dramatica

edited 18th Jun '10 8:02:36 PM by CaptainNapalm

Let's play a game about Pokémon...
KarlzBelena from hell Since: Feb, 2010
#98: Jun 18th 2010 at 8:21:09 PM

Output: A pitch-black sludge reeking of human feces and tire smoke. The drink was deemed unfit for human consumption and disposed of.

Request: A cup of cochicken.

we are not the same you will hear my voice
NickTheSwing Since: Aug, 2009
#99: Jun 18th 2010 at 10:00:42 PM

Output: an odd drink which had the appearance of a combination of beef juice and turkey juice.

Request: a can of Psycho Serum

KSPAM PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY from PARTY ROCK Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
#100: Jun 18th 2010 at 11:43:21 PM

An innocuous clear liquid that, when ingested or sniffed, elicited violent and paranoid behavior in all subjects, as well as enhanced strength. Perhaps from mental instability?

A cup of SCP-682 please.

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