Yeah, that happens frequently. I just pose as female to begin conversations with the ASL folks.
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityConsidiering your looks...
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.If that isn't proof that the universe loves you, mellon, I don't know what is.
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityI feel bad about trolling non-asl people. So like, Blessed with Suck?
edited 2nd Feb '10 11:42:17 PM by melloncollie
I assumed you didn't, 'cos like, 2 times is a pretty poor sample size.
Yes, but this is not only the Internet we're dealing with, it's Omegle. 3 out of every 1 anonymous chat is requests for cyber.
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensitySears Exhilaration talks to an internet troglodyte.
Stranger: How do you know I'm a man\?
You: Jebus Cripes, you a government worker or something?
Stranger: I love crepes!
Stranger: Will you make me one?
You: Uh, okay, sure.
You: So where are we? This cyberpsacey shit or something?
Stranger: Or at least a sandwich, woman.
Stranger: The kitchen! where a woman should be I think.
You: Fuck! I'd rather be in a kitchen than this fucking warehouse they have me in@
Stranger: You're in a warehouse? Oh my lanta! Is ET in there too?
You: No clue. You know this ET guy?
You: They broke my fuckin legs and drilled a hole in my head and stuck a computer jack thing in it. I don't know shit, I'm no hacker.
Stranger: Reaally? Well shoot, I lost my legs in 'nam
You: They replace them?
Stranger: Oh gosh, what color pill did you take???
Stranger: Do you know kung fu?
You: They gave me a white triangle. Tasted like shit but it made the pain in my legs go away.
You: I'm supposed to. Instead I have, like, a knife.
Stranger: the triangle... that's the pointy one, right?
Stranger: Wow, Neil, that's... intense
You: Yeah. Three corners. Kindergarten stuff.
Stranger: So, where's this warehouse at?
You: I have no fuckin clue, man. Somewhere under Sandpiper Dome I guess, there's no way they got that van past the checkpoint.
Stranger: Well is there at least women making you some damn sandwiches there?
You: I got a bowl of rameny watery crap earlier. Didn't finis it. It made my mouth tingle.
Stranger: You know what made MY mouth tingle?
You: What? Meth?
Stranger: My doggy's weewee
You: Oh. You're that kinda guy, I see. I advise you to fuck yourself with a rusty jack.
Stranger: Jack left me..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't know what's funnier: pretending to be gay in this thing or pretending to be a wee girl.
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.Stranger: hello, im a stragerous danger
You: Really?
You: I'm just a poor innocent girl all alone on this big Internet
Stranger: wow we are perfect together, wanna catch up for coffee tomorrow
You: Sure! Can I bring my friend along?
Stranger: sure, the more the merrier
You: She doesn't get out much, but she's always a blast when you get her talking
Stranger: i like the quiet ones
You: Okay, so just me and you, then?
Stranger: excellent...(little does she know...hahaha)
Stranger: meet you 1 out on main st
You: Oh, can I bring Vera along?
Stranger: who is that?
You: A double-barelled shotgun my father bought me
You: I Call It "Vera"
Stranger: paedophiles, AWAY!!! (transformers noise)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
@BLAM: Note to self, when people ask to cyber play along with quotes from Fanny Hill. Or perhaps Naga Eyes.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.Dunno how funny this is but hey.
You: Hello.
Stranger: good day
Stranger: asl
You: Why doyou ask?
Stranger: cuz
Stranger: its important
You: Why? How? I don't understand.
Stranger: if u a guy
Stranger: then i would not consider taking a course on coversation with you
Stranger: as i would with a female
You: But this system is anonymous. You have no reason to believe that I am in fact whatever I tell you.
Stranger: that is true
Stranger: but my hopes can make me believe that i am truely talking to who you say you are
You: hm
You: So what kind of conversations would you have differently by gender?
Stranger: well, normally with females, i would get to know them a bit
Stranger: as with a male, i would be completely random and what some people would call retarded
Stranger: because there is no real point in pursuing the conversation lol
You: Why not?
Stranger: because the purpose of this site was to match a guy with a perfect girl and hopefully engage in sexual activitites
Stranger: i do not wish to do so with another male
Stranger: that is frowned upon and considered homosexual
You: eh... I'm skeptical. I mean, everybody is anonymous, so as I said you don't know that the person you're talking to is actually female
You: in addition to this, there's no reason for them to go to the point of giving you their physical location.
You: Also the vast majority of people are just fucking around for shits and giggles.
Stranger: true, but as you engage in further conversation with the inidividual female, she will be most prompted to give you her email address
Stranger: where engaging in photo exchanges and webcam sessions take place
Stranger: and eventually a facebook connection
You: yes, I get the idea.
You: But have you actually managed this?
Stranger: IF they were a female as thety stated lol
You: And why use Omegle? Wouldn't a dating site or something be more appropriate?
Stranger: yeah, but i would like to see how much information people are willing to give up lol
Stranger: i have plently of FWB i could call
Stranger: but i found this method more amusing
You: I'm not familiar with that acronym.
Stranger: friends with benefits
You: And so you're not looking for long-term relationships. But you put so much work into it.
Stranger: FWB
You: oic
You: Would seem more efficient to go to a bar and pick up a slosher.
Stranger: i just have alot of time on my hands
Stranger: true
Stranger: but i am not of the age yet lol
You: ah... a teenager. Explains a bit I suppose.
You: You can't proposition women at wherever your social places are? School?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but this way seems funner lol
You: But in real life, you can use hand gestures and vocal tones and suchlike. Here we have only text, which isn't terribly expressive.
Stranger: well, you could be expressive on this, with the use of capital words and letters, and brackets to express some sort of feeling or emotion behind what you type
You: It doesn't really work as well. Surely you don't mean to imply that it's just as good as real paralanguage? [skeptical]
You: See.
You: Besides, making a fool of oneself with gestures and voice is fun.
Stranger: that is true
Stranger: you seem to smart for this website lol
You: Well, I come back occasionally. I've had an interesting conversation or two here.
You: Only exchanged emails once, though, and it didn't go anywhere. Probably because I don't know Mandarin.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: yeah that could be an obstacle
Stranger: well normally these sites are full of overactive, sexually driven young folks
You: Like yourself? :/
Stranger: yes
Stranger: very true lol
Stranger: i've never conversed with someone so analytical and who uses proper grammar and spelling as yourself :P
You: There are a few people like me. One was a college student. One pretended to be a hacker. One was a PETA member. We're around.
You: As for "analytical", I"m just pedantic.
Stranger: ahaha i can see that :P
Stranger: well it is rather late
Stranger: and i am very tired
You: Good night.
Stranger: i will probably never converse with you again so goodbye forever :P
You: See you never.
You have disconnected.
I wonder if these people remember me.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.That was quite the interesting conversation.
"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."Why did I read that in Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka's voice?
You're looking for this person.Stranger: hy
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 19, f, ca
Stranger: 20 m uk
Stranger: how
Stranger: are you?
You: good
Stranger: gotta pic i can see?
Stranger: ????????????
You: hang on
Stranger: kk
You: [1]
◊
You: There
Stranger: cool
Stranger: your ugly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edited 12th Feb '10 3:00:10 AM by AXavierB
Stranger: I'm 13 m
You: Can I sexually harrass you?
Stranger: R u f or m
You: UUUU Ummmmmmmm... not sure
Stranger: ???
You: I.... just... with the pants... and...
You: which one is m
You: ???
Stranger: Male or femal
You: Yes
Stranger: Girl or guy
You: which is which???
Stranger: Do u got a dick
You: is that the dangly thing???
Stranger: Yes
You: Then yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edited 23rd Feb '10 5:17:30 PM by Icemelter00
Part of a looong conversation I had:
Stranger: I'm glad we had this talk, son.
Stranger: Salvation is easier than you might think.
You: And how do I go about doing this salvation thingy?
Stranger: Well, let me tell you about how my life was saved by Jesus Christ.
Stranger: This is a story about my life. Finding Jesus changed everything.
Stranger: Flipped it, you even might say.
Stranger: I was born and raised in West Philadelphia.
Stranger: I was rather fond of playing games with my fellow schoolchildren on the playground; I spent much of my time there.
Stranger: We were great fans of basketball, and there was a hoop right outside of the school.
Stranger: Unfortunately, one day a few unsavory young men came up to our playground.
Stranger: They were obviously up to no good.
Stranger: They started causing a lot of trouble, and I must confess, it quite scared my mother.
Stranger: I fell in with a bad lot andfound myself involved in a fight, and this did not sit well with poor, dear Mama.
Stranger: She told me then that I was going to be moving in with my aunt and uncle (they lived in Bel-Air).
Stranger: They were great Mormons, and they showed me the error of my ways.
Stranger: That is how I became a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
You: I suddenly have an urge to get on one knee and propose to you, join the Church, and then rap about it

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: m or f
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: m/f
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edited 2nd Feb '10 11:30:38 PM by Lemurian
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