Dunno. After that we talked about OS operation for a while. They didn't know how to mount drives on Windows... or something.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.aw man! I wish I knewa bout this thread when I went a trollin' on omegle... Stopped when I got some creepy persistant cannible/ possible troll.
I also started one on about how I am a Troll (from billy goats gruff) and Buttercup said I'm a cute troll ._.; I fail at trolling my moe-ness gets in the way.
Real Life rwby roseYou: ello
Stranger: Hi!(:
You: what are you?
Stranger: im a person
You: human?
Stranger: maybe...
You: female, male or both?
Stranger: haha female(:
You: like with boobs and long hair and all that?
Stranger: yup yup(:
You: and with babies inside?
Stranger: oh yes
You: why do u use omegle?
Stranger: hmm.. becuz i am bored(:
You: what do u thing you can find here?
You: *think
Stranger: entertainment(:
You: entetainment?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: We're no strangers to love
Stranger: you know the rules, and so do i
You: a full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: you wouldnt get this from any other guy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Stranger: gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
Stranger: never gonna let you down
You: never gonna run around
Stranger: and desert you
You: never gonna make you cry
Stranger: never gonna say goodbye
You: never gonna tell a lie
Stranger: and hurt you
You: weve known each other for so long
Stranger: your hearts been aching but your too shy to say it
You: inside we both know whats been going on
Stranger: we know the game and were gonna play it
You: and if you ask me how I'm feeling
Stranger: dont tell me your too blind to see
You: never gonna give you up
Stranger: never gonna let you down
You: never gonna run around
Stranger: and desert you
You: never gonna make you cry
Stranger: never gonna say goodbye
You: never gonna tell a lie
Stranger: and hurt you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edited 10th Jan '10 8:12:47 PM by SRC
DeadYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Perry the Platypus, your timing is uncanny. And by "uncanny" I mean "completely canny".
Stranger: I love that show
You: Everyone does. :p
Stranger: What does :p mean anyways
You: It's supposed to be a smiley.
You: A face sticking out its tongue
Stranger: zxfbszdf
Stranger: fg
Stranger: zzzfzds
Stranger: adf
Stranger: fg
Stranger: f
Stranger: ffd
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
Stranger: f
Stranger: u
Stranger: u
Stranger: u
Stranger: u
Stranger: u
Stranger: u
Stranger: u
You: Interesting.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edited 10th Jan '10 8:19:03 PM by AXavierB
wtf
You: hi
Stranger: sup
You: Not much, just thinking
Stranger: Homework HALP ME Stranger: HALP
You: Shoot
Stranger: What's a foiling character?
You: ...character foil?
You: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Foil
You: This should help
Stranger: I aint reading just tell me
You: Seriously?
Stranger: Cmon man be a guy
You: ...
You: A character foil is a character that contrasts the qualities and characteristics of another character.
Stranger: lolwut
You: ...
You: A character foil is the opposite of another character, and it compliments the other characters qualities.
Stranger: Sweetttt
Stranger: T Hat's got nuting to do with foil.
You: Jewelers put a shiny metal underneath a jewel to make it shine more.
You: That's where the "foil" comes from.
Stranger: What are you may teacher?
You: You could have known that by reading the article.
Stranger: Don't be a punk
Stranger: ASL?
You: Why do you care?
Stranger: smart girls fuck better
Stranger: so
Stranger: so
Stranger: say something I bet your a girl
Stranger: so I herd you liek books
Your conversational partner has disconnected\\
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edited 10th Jan '10 8:34:12 PM by OuttaTheBLAM
You're looking for this person.You: Hello.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
cool story bro
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.^^^What the fuck?
No, seriously, I need to know:
WHAT THE FUCK?!
edited 10th Jan '10 8:44:54 PM by OuttaTheBLAM
You're looking for this person.Blammikins, pondering Omegle is like trying to headbutt your way through 10 feet of granite. The more progress you make, the more your head hurts, and you'll never actually get anywhere.
In other news, have I ever mentioned the time I was connected to the Mudkip something or other?
edited 10th Jan '10 8:51:19 PM by Solstace
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityOmegle is perfectly incomprehensible.
You: Hello.
Stranger: HI
Stranger: where you from?
You: Boston.
Stranger: I'm from Brazil
You: Ah, that's cool. Too may Americans here.
Stranger: asl??
You: ...
You: I just gave you a location.
You: It would be "as", then.
You: Or "ass" to avoid confusion.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I've had about a dozen, actually. Last night I learned why people join PETA.
I just don't mention them, because they aren't funny.
edited 11th Jan '10 4:19:18 PM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.Stranger: I am god.
Stranger: I know Youve been a bad boy this year.
You: God is Santa?
Stranger: I am god!
Stranger: Granting you three wishes
You: hmm
You: That's genies, not God
Stranger: I know that
Stranger: I'm god
Stranger: I know everything
You: Enlighten me on the secrets of the universe, then!
Stranger: I know whose on your rape list
You: Go on
Stranger: You're mom
Stranger: *Your
Stranger: Your baby sister
Stranger: George Bush
You: ...and?
Stranger: emnem
Stranger: a baby's face
Stranger: your moms face
Stranger: santa
Stranger: AI Ds orphans in africa
Stranger: alladding
Stranger: mr. roger's neigberhood
You: The entire neighborhood?! That's a little extensive
Stranger: no the guy
Stranger: Mr. Roger
You: How did you know that?!!
Stranger: I'm god. know what?
You: About my old crush on Mr. Rogers...
Stranger: You really want to bang him.
You: ...>_>
You: That lovely singing voice...
You: He fills that cardigan out so...
You: nicely. <3
Stranger: Youre just really sick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Your mom's face"
I have no PSL for Mr. Rogers, btw.
edited 14th Jan '10 7:06:36 PM by OuttaTheBLAM
You're looking for this person.You: *grabs microphone*
You: we're no strangers to looooooove~
You: You know the rules, and so do I
You: A new commitments what I'm thinking of
You: You wouldn't get this from any other guyyyyy
You: IIIIIII just wanna tell you how I'm feeeeeling
You: Gotta make you understaaand
You: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you
You: down, never gonna run around and desert you
Stranger: Seriously now, rickroll? (T~T)
You: I take requests.
Stranger: Urm, how about welcome To T He Jungle?
Stranger: Please
You: Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
You: We've got everything you want but we... something
You: We are the *makes up words*
Stranger: lol
You: If you've got no money, honey we've got your disease
You: in the jungle welcome to the jungle
Stranger: nicely done
Stranger: Simon Cowel stamp of approval
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl
You: Why are you stalking me?!
Stranger: yup
You: THAT IS NOT A RESPONSE.
You: WHY AS AN INTERROGATIVE REQUIRES A REASON AS A RESPONSE
You: THAT IS THE NATURE OF THE WORD
You: WHY ARE YOU VIOLATING GRAMMAR
Stranger: suck my dick
You: ARE YOU A GRAMMARPHILE?
You: YOU SICK FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Just trying to make his day more interesting. Or night, as it were.
edited 14th Jan '10 7:45:18 PM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.So, I was browsing Omegle and being bored when this happened. Mutual trolling is what Omegle was made for.
Stranger: I AM THE WALRUS.
Stranger: are you?
You: Weird. I didn't know walruses could type. Are you a freakish escaped lab experiment?
Stranger: aahh you see, i am THE walrus
Stranger: so i am all kinds of magical
You: Can you shoot lightning bolts out of your tusks?
Stranger: pshhh dont be silly.
Stranger: i am the walrus, much like john lennon.\\ You: I'm disappointed. I thought every super intelligent walrus could shoot lightning out of their tusks. I guess I was wrong.
Stranger: i feel sad that i have disappointed you
Stranger: what can you do, smartypants?
You: I'm immortal.
You: Still there? You can't hide from me, walrus.
Stranger: immortal, eh
You: Yeah.
Stranger: like claire from heroes
Stranger: shes got the worst power
Stranger: anyway, you're nothing compared to the walrus
Stranger: and if you must know, i am the walrus is a song by the beatles i was just seeing who woulkd disconnect when i said i was the wlarus and who knows the song
Stranger: you are neither. congrats :D
You: So... you aren't really a walrus then?
Stranger: i am theeeeee walrus
Stranger: but no. and i get the feeeling you're not really immortal
You: But I am.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well...this is awkward
You: I am immortal. I've lived for over 700 years. I've seen things you could never believe. I've fought in every war since the Hundred Years War. Who are you to tell me that I'm not immortal?
Stranger: The Walrus.
You: Them's fighting words, walrus. No one accuses me of lying about my immortality and gets away with it. I challenge you to a DUEL!
Stranger: I ACCEPT THIS DUEL.
You: Good. We will do this the honourable, old fashioned way. Each of us has a sword, and the last one alive wins. Do you still wish to accept?
Stranger: of course
You: Then let's begin.
Stranger: okay.
You: *lunges forward to stab walrus*
Stranger: *dodges sword and waves sword at....stranger*
You: *slashes sword at walrus, walrus is hit*
You: *walrus falls to the ground, bleeding*
Stranger: NOO
Stranger: YOU CANT SAY WHAT THE WALRUS DOES
Stranger: *walrus is merely grazed*
Stranger: *walrus thinks that the duel says that teh last one alive wins*
Stranger: *walrus realises immortal stranger is immortal*
Stranger: *walrus consults rulebook and walrus wins as immortal stranger cheated*
Stranger: AHA!
You: So, you saw through my cunning plan. You're a clever walrus. I think I'll let you live. Goodbye, walrus. *vanishes, as if he was never there*
You have disconnected.
Hey, y'all seem like a good bunch to steal some Wiki Magic from for this purpose. I started in on an Omegle page.
Check it out and make it better, if it strikes your fancy.
You:"Not a word; I know just what is in your mind, and that is just what I am speaking to. Yes, learn from me that, though the sorrows of the world are great, its wickedness—that is, its ugliness—is small. Much cause to pity man, little to distrust him. I myself have known adversity, and know it still. But for that, do I turn cynic? No, no: it is small beer that sours. To my fellow-creatures I owe alleviations. So, whatever I may have undergone, it but deepens my confidence in my kind.
Stranger: rub this til it squirts
You: Destroys confidence, paternal confidence, of which God knows that there is in this world none to spare. For, comparatively inexperienced as you are, my dear young friend, did you never observe how little, very little, confidence, there is? I mean between man and man—more particularly between stranger and stranger. In a sad world it is the saddest fact.
Stranger: nvm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is cybering that gets down to business, I suppose.
edited 2nd Feb '10 10:58:37 PM by OuttaTheBLAM
You're looking for this person.

Why the hell was s/he doing that?
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.