Hahah, here's one I just had.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: I don't know.
Stranger: you have to know
You: But it's just so strange. Neither really make any sense.
Stranger: i am looking for a boy
Stranger: if you are not i am going
You: Hmm. I might be. Are boys the one with the funny dangly things?
Stranger: say m or f or
Stranger: disconnect
You: I don't understand you.
Stranger: fuck your self soo
You: What?
Stranger: go on your masturbating
You: Huh?
Stranger: idiot
You: Well, that's not very nice.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD
Not exactly funny, but...
- You: Helloooo
- Stranger: how are you?
- You: I am lovely. Yourself?
- Stranger: :)
- Stranger: i'm fine, thanks..
- Stranger: where are you from?
- You: A human father.
- Stranger: good..
- You: In Berkeley.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- Stranger: hi
- You: Helloooo
- Stranger: where are you from?
- You: A human father.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- Stranger: Hi
- You: helloooo
- You: What are you
- Stranger: Human
- Stranger: You?
- You: I see.
- You: I am one.
- Stranger: Oh good.
- Stranger: A/S/L?
- You: hm?
- You: Right now? This one?
- You: I'll be right with you
- Stranger: Ok
- Stranger: Where are you?
- You: I am a 14 year old female in California. This is new.
- You: I'd like something else please
- You: Your hair
- You: What is it like your hair?
- Stranger: I'm a 17 year old male living in Oregon.
- You: That's good! Can you taste?
- Stranger: You are kind of weird. You know that?
- You: I won't be. Can you taste? Do you hear? Is anything eating your body?
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- Stranger: hey
- You: Hellooo
- Stranger: what up?
- You: I am building my family.
- Stranger: oh?
- You: Yes. More people come every day. :) Very exciting. We're moving to the wine reserve soon.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
- You: Hi!
- Stranger: hi
- You: I need advice
- You: I came here because I wanted to be anonymouse
- You: Also, I have nowhere to go
- Stranger: mkay
- Stranger: :]
- You: I work in a clinic
- You: And I really, really like the nurse I work with.
- You: Quite a bit. I think of him at night.
- You: But (please don't hate me) I'm a man
- Stranger: Well is he bi/gay too? Or..straight?
- You: I don't know.
- You: The trouble is, if they find out they'll put me on all kinds of pills.
- You: They'll lock me up.
- Stranger: That's stupid. I think you should just find out if the dude's gay/bi or not. & they dont have to find out if you keep it like a secret.
- You: It doesn't matter anyway, he's a eunuch.
- You: I ought to be one too, but now it's too late. They'd never give me the treatment at my age.
- Stranger: Oh well Im sorry. D; but i have to go. good luck w/ yeah :D
- You: Okay.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edited 31st Jul '09 2:00:17 PM by Made of Meat
- You: No.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was just playing hard-to-get... :<
You: Hi, I am a banana.
You: I peel myself.
You: And then, I eat myself.
Stranger: so... when can i tap dat
You: It always tastes good.
You: Sweet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That conversation was disturbing in more ways than one.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm a girl.
You: I'm hot.
Stranger: i m a guy
Stranger: age?
You: 20.
You: I live in New York.
You: I don't have a boyfriend.
You: I have long, brown hair.
You: And green eyes.
Stranger: aha
You: Yeah. You wanna stop by my place sometime?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am tall tan and no gf
You: OK then, but first there's something you gotta know...
Stranger: green eyes too
You: OK, then, but first I gotta tell you something.
Stranger: i m listening
You: Chop your goddamn pork sword off. I'm not a girl, you idiot.
You have disconnected.
I kinda feel bad for the poor guy now... oh well.
You: Hi.
You: I accidentally my legs.
Stranger: keep them within the circle
You: All right then. Thanks.
You: Also The Game.
Stranger: you lost
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And you did, too. :P
pearlina brainrot affects millions of people worldwide. if you or a loved one are suffering from pearlina brainrot, call 1-800-GAY-NERDSMy Furby is evil, man...
You: It keeps spouting demonic phrases at me.
Stranger: all furbys are evil
You: No.
Stranger: have you tried kicking it in the face?
Stranger: SHIT MAN
You: Listen to this. I'll type down what it's saying.
Stranger: GET OUT OF HTERE
Stranger: RUN
Stranger: RUN AWAAY!
Stranger: hurry before it's too late
You: "COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BRAT. I'M GOING TO BLAST YOUR FACE IIN WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER. HA HA HA.
You: It's scaring the freak outta me.
You: HELLO, STRANGER. I SMOKE POT.
Stranger: CUMTSHOT!
You: ....That wasn't me, that was my Furby.
You: I threw him out the window.
You: He should be gone for now.
Stranger: lol
You: So, where you from?
Stranger: i heard it flies back
You: This one isn't.
You: I heard it shatter on the pavement outside.
Stranger: nice.
You: Interests and stuff?
Stranger: uhm i love music?
You: Cool. ...Wait a minute, I thought it shattered on the pavement outside. How did that Furby fix itself?
You: And what's it doing with that gun? What isfuhwi naf[
You: I AM A FURBY. I HATE YOU AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD.
You: ERADICATE.
You: I WILL ERADICATE YOU.
You: WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER.
You: HA HA HA
You: HA HA HA
You: HA HA HA
Stranger: 0.o awww your so cute when your insane
You: YOU MUST FEAR THE FURBY
You: FEAR ME
You: OR I WILL KILL YOU
You: AH HA HA
Stranger: what are you going to do..? annoy me to death? lol
You: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
Stranger: oh really now? where do i live
You: I WILL FIND YOU AND STAB YOUR MOMMY, AND THEN YOU.
You: I AM A FURBY.
You: WE ARE ALL EVIL.
You: I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF AFTER I STAB YOU.
Stranger: i doubt that.
You: AND THEN I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOUR DAD.
You: GOODBYE.
You: KAH IS OFF TO EAT BUNNIES.
You: I WILL EAT THE BUNNIES IN THE SAME WAY I WILL BITE YOUR HEAD.
You: AH HA HA HA HA.
You have disconnected.
edited 31st Jul '09 2:34:48 PM by Midna
pearlina brainrot affects millions of people worldwide. if you or a loved one are suffering from pearlina brainrot, call 1-800-GAY-NERDSTried this for the lulz.
You: sorry, not a girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
My attempts at actual trolling turned into honest conversations when the people there turned out to be pretty nice and I felt bad for trying to troll them. ^_^;
Welcome To TV Tropes | How To Write An Example | Text Formatting Rules | List Of Shows That Need Summary | TV Tropes Forum | Know The StaffI imagine that somewhere else on the internet, somebody in another forum linked to this site just as I did, and the other forumites decided to alternate trolling and nice conversations just like here.
(goes nice with the apathetic character in his avatar)
edited 31st Jul '09 4:48:14 PM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.Sorry for doublepost....
You: totally.
You: you live near a school?
You: I do.
You: Lots of cute girls there. And boys. Whatever floats your boat.
Stranger: lol, son, i am the wheelman
Stranger: i operate like no other
Stranger: move in
Stranger: scope the yard
Stranger: make the catch
Stranger: get out before anyone knows whats up
You: I think i saw something on Encyclopaedia dramatica about that.
You: sooooo..... Get anything good lately?
Stranger: no
You: Too old?
Stranger: unfortunately, some guy came to my house the other day
You: FBI?
Stranger: said something about "i know what you do" and "im from a major news network"
Stranger: i was like....are youkidding?
You: lol
You: FO Xnews.
You: They were probably thinking you were a terrorist or something.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is... sort of creepy.
Haven't have any funny ones yet.
Stranger: wats up
You: the roof
Stranger: lol tru
Stranger: F/M
You: alien entity from mars
You: .
Stranger: yea ig2g
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
edited 31st Jul '09 4:58:37 PM by Wicked223
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!Also....
Stranger: hi
You: wuts ur fav acronym.
You: mines roflbmplfo.
Stranger: O can't understand
Stranger: is not english
You: orly?
Stranger: from?
You: orlando.
Stranger: I'm Brazilian
You: omg hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: guy or girl ?
You: chickzorz 4eva dde.
Stranger: vai se foder = fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: a wild abra appears!
You: i choose you, charmander!
Stranger: abra used confusion ray
Stranger: charmander faint
You: .... Go MEWTWO!!!
Stranger: holy shit!
Stranger: abra used teleport!
Stranger: abra escaped
You: shoot. It was so close, too.
Stranger: now what?
You: dunno.
You: Pokemon Center?
Stranger: sure
You: gotta revive charmander.
Stranger: always something to do over there
Stranger: tralalalla
Stranger: hello!
Stranger: im nurse joy!
You: OMG! I lover your Chansey!
Stranger: you
Stranger: his ball is big
Stranger: yours looks like it 2
You: But my charmander needs hlz plz.
Stranger: but my pussy havent being touched in 12 years
You: lolgtgbye.
You have disconnected.
edited 31st Jul '09 5:05:44 PM by Solstace
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityGuys. I'm talking to another troper on Omegle.
Stranger: No, it's the Endless Recursion of Time chatroom
You: Are you a Troper?
Stranger: Hm, pretty much yeah
You: Forum tag?
Stranger: Denwa
You: Golem
You: I think I've seen you around
Stranger: Haha, really? That's cool.
You: Been there recently
Stranger: I don't post much though
You: ?
Stranger: Or edit for that matter <<
You: I don't know why I asked, but you just seemed like one.
You: Wait until I post this in the Omegle thread!
Stranger: Whoa. TROPER VIBES. =O
Stranger: And okay
You: I didn't mean literally wait
You: That would be Weird
Stranger: Mmhmm. I didn't know there was an Omegle thread though. Dang I got to get with the times....
Stranger: ffff gotta go now
Stranger: See ya on the thread
edited 31st Jul '09 8:48:58 PM by Golem
"They wanted to play 'memes' with the Old School. Now there are tears." - Fast EddieThat page should display any edits that they've made since August. No edits, no troper, although I can think of some excuses.
edited 31st Jul '09 8:55:22 PM by Tzetze
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.You: ur seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy
You: lolololol
You: And no.
You: Not interesting.
Stranger: wut about my dick in ur mouth?
You: You're really trying to get a boner off the internet?
You: Wow.
Stranger: not really
Stranger: i dont expect to
You: If you did, that'd be pretty sad.
You: If you're going to use the internet, go look up porn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think this is pretty funny, but I don't know if anyone else does.
edited 31st Jul '09 9:02:09 PM by KrisMahai
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”You: Hello.
Stranger: conversational topic
You: What, you're making me think of one?
You: That's not very courteous.
Stranger: response
You: Response to response
Stranger: response criticizing O Ps greeting
You: Response criticizing OP's bad conversational skills
Stranger: posting posts a link to a Rickroll video
You: Posts action of rolling eyes
Stranger: someone calls the person who posted the rickroll a "homosexual"
Stranger: another poster chimes in, agreeing with previous person
You: You're holding a nonverbal conversation with yourself and calling yourself gay.
You: Just thought I'd point that out.
Stranger: You are now ready to post on 4chan
You: Ah, dammit.
Stranger: remember do not feed the trolls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I didn't really figure out what they were talking about till they mentioned 4chan. And then you saw my reaction.
Does this convo make me a noob?
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”

I figured this deserves its own thread.
Post your funny convos from Omegle
here.
Stranger: hey yall
Stranger: ITS MILEY CYRUS.
You: ?
Stranger: YALL KNOW ME.
You: orly
Stranger: MY DDADDY IS FAMOUS.
You: orly
Stranger: YES
Stranger: HE HIS BILLY RAY
You: orly
Stranger: ORLY IS RIGHT
Stranger: HE INVENTED THE MULLET
You: orly
Stranger: you arent any fun :[
You: no wai
Stranger: yes wai
You: orly
Stranger: damn you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
Stranger: old are u?
You: I am 12 and what is this?
Stranger: what is this?
You: ??
Stranger: no
Stranger: from?
You: from wat
You: ???
Stranger: where are u from?
You: um
You: im from springfield
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: my 18
Stranger: from korea
Stranger: ok?
You: konnichiwa
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: japan no
You: o
Stranger: me korean
Stranger: 안녕하세요
You: those are funny pictures
Stranger: why?
You: lots of circles
Stranger: ah.
Stranger: u girl?
Stranger: or boy?
You: i dont know
Stranger: ?
You: ??
Stranger: u are girl?
You: o yes
Stranger: hard...
Stranger: :)
Stranger: metoo
Stranger: i 'm girl
You: ok
Stranger: umm.
You: ?
Stranger: talking
Stranger: speak!
You: hi
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hi
You: so do you like ninjas
Stranger: ninjas what?
You: ninjas
You: wear black
You: and fight with ninja swords
Stranger: animal?
You: like naruto
Stranger: ah~
Stranger: ok
Stranger: understand
Stranger: u middle student?
You: middle?
Stranger: yes
You: what middle
Stranger: my country school
You: ?
Stranger: elementary school
Stranger: and middle school
Stranger: and
Stranger: high school and collehe
Stranger: college
You: o
You: elementary
Stranger: u?
You: elementary
Stranger: ah
Stranger: me.
Stranger: highschool
You: k
You: so you like sex?
Stranger: no
You: o
You: my sister showd me sex yesterday
Stranger: ..
You: fun
Stranger: opps
You: ?
You: so why you not like sex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yeah, it can be pretty funny if you get stupid people.