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Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#1: Jul 31st 2009 at 1:42:08 PM

I figured this deserves its own thread.

Post your funny convos from Omegle here.

You: Hello.
Stranger: hey yall
Stranger: ITS MILEY CYRUS.
You: ?
Stranger: YALL KNOW ME.
You: orly
Stranger: MY DDADDY IS FAMOUS.
You: orly
Stranger: YES
Stranger: HE HIS BILLY RAY
You: orly
Stranger: ORLY IS RIGHT
Stranger: HE INVENTED THE MULLET
You: orly
Stranger: you arent any fun :[
You: no wai
Stranger: yes wai
You: orly
Stranger: damn you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
Stranger: old are u?
You: I am 12 and what is this?
Stranger: what is this?
You: ??
Stranger: no
Stranger: from?
You: from wat
You: ???
Stranger: where are u from?
You: um
You: im from springfield
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: my 18
Stranger: from korea
Stranger: ok?
You: konnichiwa
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: japan no
You: o
Stranger: me korean
Stranger: 안녕하세요
You: those are funny pictures
Stranger: why?
You: lots of circles
Stranger: ah.
Stranger: u girl?
Stranger: or boy?
You: i dont know
Stranger: ?
You: ??
Stranger: u are girl?
You: o yes
Stranger: hard...
Stranger: :)
Stranger: metoo
Stranger: i 'm girl
You: ok
Stranger: umm.
You: ?
Stranger: talking
Stranger: speak!
You: hi
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hi
You: so do you like ninjas
Stranger: ninjas what?
You: ninjas
You: wear black
You: and fight with ninja swords
Stranger: animal?
You: like naruto
Stranger: ah~
Stranger: ok
Stranger: understand
Stranger: u middle student?
You: middle?
Stranger: yes
You: what middle
Stranger: my country school
You: ?
Stranger: elementary school
Stranger: and middle school
Stranger: and
Stranger: high school and collehe
Stranger: college
You: o
You: elementary
Stranger: u?
You: elementary
Stranger: ah
Stranger: me.
Stranger: highschool
You: k
You: so you like sex?
Stranger: no
You: o
You: my sister showd me sex yesterday
Stranger: ..
You: fun
Stranger: opps
You: ?
You: so why you not like sex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah, it can be pretty funny if you get stupid people.

Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#2: Jul 31st 2009 at 1:48:32 PM

Hahah, here's one I just had.

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: I don't know.
Stranger: you have to know
You: But it's just so strange. Neither really make any sense.
Stranger: i am looking for a boy
Stranger: if you are not i am going
You: Hmm. I might be. Are boys the one with the funny dangly things?
Stranger: say m or f or
Stranger: disconnect
You: I don't understand you.
Stranger: fuck your self soo
You: What?
Stranger: go on your masturbating
You: Huh?
Stranger: idiot
You: Well, that's not very nice.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#3: Jul 31st 2009 at 1:50:21 PM

"Are boys the ones with the funny dangly things?" Crowning Moment Of Funny there.

SHIKI is dead.
MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#4: Jul 31st 2009 at 1:58:01 PM

Not exactly funny, but...

*Stranger: hi
  • You: Helloooo
  • Stranger: how are you?
  • You: I am lovely. Yourself?
  • Stranger: :)
  • Stranger: i'm fine, thanks..
  • Stranger: where are you from?
  • You: A human father.
  • Stranger: good..
  • You: In Berkeley.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: hi
  • You: Helloooo
  • Stranger: where are you from?
  • You: A human father.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: Hi
  • You: helloooo
  • You: What are you
  • Stranger: Human
  • Stranger: You?
  • You: I see.
  • You: I am one.
  • Stranger: Oh good.
  • Stranger: A/S/L?
  • You: hm?
  • You: Right now? This one?
  • You: I'll be right with you
  • Stranger: Ok
  • Stranger: Where are you?
  • You: I am a 14 year old female in California. This is new.
  • You: I'd like something else please
  • You: Your hair
  • You: What is it like your hair?
  • Stranger: I'm a 17 year old male living in Oregon.
  • You: That's good! Can you taste?
  • Stranger: You are kind of weird. You know that?
  • You: I won't be. Can you taste? Do you hear? Is anything eating your body?
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: hey
  • You: Hellooo
  • Stranger: what up?
  • You: I am building my family.
  • Stranger: oh?
  • You: Yes. More people come every day. :) Very exciting. We're moving to the wine reserve soon.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: Hi!
  • Stranger: hi
  • You: I need advice
  • You: I came here because I wanted to be anonymouse
  • You: Also, I have nowhere to go
  • Stranger: mkay
  • Stranger: :]
  • You: I work in a clinic
  • You: And I really, really like the nurse I work with.
  • You: Quite a bit. I think of him at night.
  • You: But (please don't hate me) I'm a man
  • Stranger: Well is he bi/gay too? Or..straight?
  • You: I don't know.
  • You: The trouble is, if they find out they'll put me on all kinds of pills.
  • You: They'll lock me up.
  • Stranger: That's stupid. I think you should just find out if the dude's gay/bi or not. & they dont have to find out if you keep it like a secret.
  • You: It doesn't matter anyway, he's a eunuch.
  • You: I ought to be one too, but now it's too late. They'd never give me the treatment at my age.
  • Stranger: Oh well Im sorry. D; but i have to go. good luck w/ yeah :D
  • You: Okay.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

edited 31st Jul '09 2:00:17 PM by Made of Meat

Midna Blorbonmyoji (he/she/they) from way down south in the land of the traitors (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Blorbonmyoji (he/she/they)
#5: Jul 31st 2009 at 2:18:52 PM

*Stranger: can i haz a hug?

  • You: No.

  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was just playing hard-to-get... :<

Stranger: hi

You: Hi, I am a banana.

You: I peel myself.

You: And then, I eat myself.

Stranger: so... when can i tap dat

You: It always tastes good.

You: Sweet.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That conversation was disturbing in more ways than one.

You: Hello, there.

Stranger: hi

You: I'm a girl.

You: I'm hot.

Stranger: i m a guy

Stranger: age?

You: 20.

You: I live in New York.

You: I don't have a boyfriend.

You: I have long, brown hair.

You: And green eyes.

Stranger: aha

You: Yeah. You wanna stop by my place sometime?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i am tall tan and no gf

You: OK then, but first there's something you gotta know...

Stranger: green eyes too

You: OK, then, but first I gotta tell you something.

Stranger: i m listening

You: Chop your goddamn pork sword off. I'm not a girl, you idiot.

You have disconnected.

I kinda feel bad for the poor guy now... oh well.

Stranger: hey

You: Hi.

You: I accidentally my legs.

Stranger: keep them within the circle

You: All right then. Thanks.

You: Also The Game.

Stranger: you lost

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And you did, too. :P

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Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#6: Jul 31st 2009 at 2:30:56 PM

Hahah! You guys have some funny stuff! And yes, Meat, your ones are funny.

Midna Blorbonmyoji (he/she/they) from way down south in the land of the traitors (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Blorbonmyoji (he/she/they)
#7: Jul 31st 2009 at 2:34:33 PM

My Furby is evil, man...

You: My furby is evil.

You: It keeps spouting demonic phrases at me.

Stranger: all furbys are evil

You: No.

Stranger: have you tried kicking it in the face?

Stranger: SHIT MAN

You: Listen to this. I'll type down what it's saying.

Stranger: GET OUT OF HTERE

Stranger: RUN

Stranger: RUN AWAAY!

Stranger: hurry before it's too late

You: "COME HERE, YOU LITTLE BRAT. I'M GOING TO BLAST YOUR FACE IIN WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER. HA HA HA.

You: It's scaring the freak outta me.

You: HELLO, STRANGER. I SMOKE POT.

Stranger: CUMTSHOT!

You: ....That wasn't me, that was my Furby.

You: I threw him out the window.

You: He should be gone for now.

Stranger: lol

You: So, where you from?

Stranger: i heard it flies back

You: This one isn't.

You: I heard it shatter on the pavement outside.

Stranger: nice.

You: Interests and stuff?

Stranger: uhm i love music?

You: Cool. ...Wait a minute, I thought it shattered on the pavement outside. How did that Furby fix itself?

You: And what's it doing with that gun? What isfuhwi naf[

You: I AM A FURBY. I HATE YOU AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

You: ERADICATE.

You: I WILL ERADICATE YOU.

You: WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER.

You: HA HA HA

You: HA HA HA

You: HA HA HA

Stranger: 0.o awww your so cute when your insane

You: YOU MUST FEAR THE FURBY

You: FEAR ME

You: OR I WILL KILL YOU

You: AH HA HA

Stranger: what are you going to do..? annoy me to death? lol

You: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

Stranger: oh really now? where do i live

You: I WILL FIND YOU AND STAB YOUR MOMMY, AND THEN YOU.

You: I AM A FURBY.

You: WE ARE ALL EVIL.

You: I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF AFTER I STAB YOU.

Stranger: i doubt that.

You: AND THEN I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOUR DAD.

You: GOODBYE.

You: KAH IS OFF TO EAT BUNNIES.

You: I WILL EAT THE BUNNIES IN THE SAME WAY I WILL BITE YOUR HEAD.

You: AH HA HA HA HA.

You have disconnected.

edited 31st Jul '09 2:34:48 PM by Midna

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BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#8: Jul 31st 2009 at 4:37:56 PM

Tried this for the lulz.

Stranger: want a girl who can sex chat with me
You: sorry, not a girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: AMOLE AMOLE AMOLE AMOLED
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My attempts at actual trolling turned into honest conversations when the people there turned out to be pretty nice and I felt bad for trying to troll them. ^_^;

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Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#9: Jul 31st 2009 at 4:39:05 PM

I'm reminded of an instance where someone tried out the Turing test by getting a clueless, perverted doof to communicate with a homemade chatbot for 3 hours or so.

Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#10: Jul 31st 2009 at 4:43:23 PM

^HAHA! I read those logs! Those were great.

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#11: Jul 31st 2009 at 4:45:08 PM

(Off-topic: I approve of your signature.)

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#12: Jul 31st 2009 at 4:47:50 PM

I imagine that somewhere else on the internet, somebody in another forum linked to this site just as I did, and the other forumites decided to alternate trolling and nice conversations just like here.

(goes nice with the apathetic character in his avatar)

edited 31st Jul '09 4:48:14 PM by Tzetze

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Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#13: Jul 31st 2009 at 4:50:38 PM

Sorry for doublepost....

Stranger: i am a pedophile, and i think this is awesome, amiright?
You: totally.
You: you live near a school?
You: I do.
You: Lots of cute girls there. And boys. Whatever floats your boat.
Stranger: lol, son, i am the wheelman
Stranger: i operate like no other
Stranger: move in
Stranger: scope the yard
Stranger: make the catch
Stranger: get out before anyone knows whats up
You: I think i saw something on Encyclopaedia dramatica about that.
You: sooooo..... Get anything good lately?
Stranger: no
You: Too old?
Stranger: unfortunately, some guy came to my house the other day
You: FBI?
Stranger: said something about "i know what you do" and "im from a major news network"
Stranger: i was like....are youkidding?
You: lol
You: FO Xnews.
You: They were probably thinking you were a terrorist or something.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#14: Jul 31st 2009 at 4:52:43 PM

This is... sort of creepy.

Haven't have any funny ones yet.

You: ...

Stranger: wats up

You: the roof

Stranger: lol tru

Stranger: F/M

You: alien entity from mars

You: .

Stranger: yea ig2g

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

edited 31st Jul '09 4:58:37 PM by Wicked223

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#15: Jul 31st 2009 at 4:58:28 PM

Also....

You: omg hi
Stranger: hi
You: wuts ur fav acronym.
You: mines roflbmplfo.
Stranger: O can't understand
Stranger: is not english
You: orly?
Stranger: from?
You: orlando.
Stranger: I'm Brazilian
You: omg hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: guy or girl ?
You: chickzorz 4eva dde.
Stranger: vai se foder = fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: omg hi
Stranger: a wild abra appears!
You: i choose you, charmander!
Stranger: abra used confusion ray
Stranger: charmander faint
You: .... Go MEWTWO!!!
Stranger: holy shit!
Stranger: abra used teleport!
Stranger: abra escaped
You: shoot. It was so close, too.
Stranger: now what?
You: dunno.
You: Pokemon Center?
Stranger: sure
You: gotta revive charmander.
Stranger: always something to do over there
Stranger: tralalalla
Stranger: hello!
Stranger: im nurse joy!
You: OMG! I lover your Chansey!
Stranger: you
Stranger: his ball is big
Stranger: yours looks like it 2
You: But my charmander needs hlz plz.
Stranger: but my pussy havent being touched in 12 years
You: lolgtgbye.
You have disconnected.

edited 31st Jul '09 5:05:44 PM by Solstace

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#16: Jul 31st 2009 at 8:21:58 PM

@Solstace: that last one of yours .. OMG.

A brighter future for a darker age.
Golem \m/ ('.') \m/ from New York Since: Jan, 2001
\m/ ('.') \m/
#17: Jul 31st 2009 at 8:47:48 PM

Guys. I'm talking to another troper on Omegle.

You: Is this the Mountain Dew chatroom?

Stranger: No, it's the Endless Recursion of Time chatroom

You: Are you a Troper?

Stranger: Hm, pretty much yeah

You: Forum tag?

Stranger: Denwa

You: Golem

You: I think I've seen you around

Stranger: Haha, really? That's cool.

You: Been there recently

Stranger: I don't post much though

You: ?

Stranger: Or edit for that matter <<

You: I don't know why I asked, but you just seemed like one.

You: Wait until I post this in the Omegle thread!

Stranger: Whoa. TROPER VIBES. =O

Stranger: And okay

You: I didn't mean literally wait

You: That would be Weird

Stranger: Mmhmm. I didn't know there was an Omegle thread though. Dang I got to get with the times....

Stranger: ffff gotta go now

Stranger: See ya on the thread

edited 31st Jul '09 8:48:58 PM by Golem

"They wanted to play 'memes' with the Old School. Now there are tears." - Fast Eddie
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
Golem \m/ ('.') \m/ from New York Since: Jan, 2001
\m/ ('.') \m/
#19: Jul 31st 2009 at 8:53:08 PM

Maybe they don't have an article!

"They wanted to play 'memes' with the Old School. Now there are tears." - Fast Eddie
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#20: Jul 31st 2009 at 8:54:59 PM

That page should display any edits that they've made since August. No edits, no troper, although I can think of some excuses.

edited 31st Jul '09 8:55:22 PM by Tzetze

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KrisMahai Hm? Since: Jan, 2013
Hm?
#21: Jul 31st 2009 at 9:01:40 PM

Stranger: help me get a boner

You: ur seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy

You: lolololol

You: And no.

You: Not interesting.

Stranger: wut about my dick in ur mouth?

You: You're really trying to get a boner off the internet?

You: Wow.

Stranger: not really

Stranger: i dont expect to

You: If you did, that'd be pretty sad.

You: If you're going to use the internet, go look up porn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think this is pretty funny, but I don't know if anyone else does.

edited 31st Jul '09 9:02:09 PM by KrisMahai

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Smokie Since: Jan, 2001
#22: Jul 31st 2009 at 9:18:31 PM

This is pretty funny. I lost the quotes though.

In one I was pretending to be a girl and there were other funny ones but I don't remember them. I only remember saying "I'm smart, I studied oxford"

KrisMahai Hm? Since: Jan, 2013
Hm?
#23: Jul 31st 2009 at 9:24:47 PM

Stranger: Greeting

You: Hello.

Stranger: conversational topic

You: What, you're making me think of one?

You: That's not very courteous.

Stranger: response

You: Response to response

Stranger: response criticizing O Ps greeting

You: Response criticizing OP's bad conversational skills

Stranger: posting posts a link to a Rickroll video

You: Posts action of rolling eyes

Stranger: someone calls the person who posted the rickroll a "homosexual"

Stranger: another poster chimes in, agreeing with previous person

You: You're holding a nonverbal conversation with yourself and calling yourself gay.

You: Just thought I'd point that out.

Stranger: You are now ready to post on 4chan

You: Ah, dammit.

Stranger: remember do not feed the trolls

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I didn't really figure out what they were talking about till they mentioned 4chan. And then you saw my reaction.

Does this convo make me a noob?

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
KrisMahai Hm? Since: Jan, 2013
Hm?
#25: Jul 31st 2009 at 9:31:19 PM

No. Does that mean I'm not or that I am cause I haven't?

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”

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