-is usually fairly lucid for a drunk-
-points at thespacephantom and laughs-
edited 28th Sep '10 2:23:18 PM by MidnightVelvet
Heey guysss, whazzuppppp?
Where's Rigbieeeeee? I want some pieeeeeeeeee.
edited 28th Sep '10 4:15:45 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Oh, it's so deliishussss.
-licks pie from beak-
Margaret is hawtttttttt. I want some of those lady pecs, indeed.
-falls over-
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘-looks at vending machine-
Heeey there, Marget. [sic]
-crawls on top of it-
How's about we take a date together, and you kiss me, and you forget about that idiot Slasherrrrrr.
-kisses Frenches it-
edited 28th Sep '10 4:49:51 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘-smashes the glass and his hand bleeds-
I am bleeding, thus making me the victor.
-looks up to see someone crawling on the vending machine-
Heysh you needsh to get it drunk first hehehe.
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.OKAY, HOW'SA'BOUT WE GIVE HER SOME WHISKIEEEEEE?
-starts pouring a bottle of Jack down the machine's edge-
Oh, yeah, you liek that.
edited 28th Sep '10 4:58:09 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘BUT I WANT MYSELF SOME MARGOT!
MARGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
-falls off of machine-
edited 28th Sep '10 4:55:17 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘-sips wine daintily-
I'm Scottish, it's going to take me a while to get smashed.
-sip-
Indeed.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu

-Hic- Thish is da BEST MUG OF water everrrrr -falls down-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI