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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1: Sep 28th 2010 at 2:21:52 PM

-Hic- Thish is da BEST MUG OF water everrrrr -falls down-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#2: Sep 28th 2010 at 2:22:55 PM

-is usually fairly lucid for a drunk-

-points at thespacephantom and laughs-

Ha! You stupid drunk!

edited 28th Sep '10 2:23:18 PM by MidnightVelvet

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#3: Sep 28th 2010 at 2:34:53 PM

Thatsh not...niiiiice.

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#4: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:15:09 PM

Heey guysss, whazzuppppp?

Where's Rigbieeeeee? I want some pieeeeeeeeee.

edited 28th Sep '10 4:15:45 PM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#5: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:17:41 PM

Shut up, there is no pie!

-accidentally stumbles over the pie-

Hahahahahaha, whaaat?! Here's your pie!

-throws some at Mordecai Tre-

edited 28th Sep '10 4:18:25 PM by MidnightVelvet

Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#6: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:19:03 PM

Oh, it's so deliishussss.

-licks pie from beak-

Margaret is hawtttttttt. I want some of those lady pecs, indeed.

-falls over-

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Be Legendary
#7: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:38:10 PM

-picks a fight with a vending machine-

THE FUCK -hic- YOU LOOKING AT ASHHOLE.

-shoves it-

YEEEAH YOU DON'T LIKE THAT DO YA.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#8: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:47:36 PM

-looks at vending machine-

Heeey there, Marget. [sic]

-crawls on top of it-

How's about we take a date together, and you kiss me, and you forget about that idiot Slasherrrrrr.

-kisses Frenches it-

edited 28th Sep '10 4:49:51 PM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Be Legendary
#9: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:50:32 PM

-smashes the glass and his hand bleeds-

I am bleeding, thus making me the victor.

-looks up to see someone crawling on the vending machine-

Heysh you needsh to get it drunk first hehehe.

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#10: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:52:52 PM

OKAY, HOW'SA'BOUT WE GIVE HER SOME WHISKIEEEEEE?

-starts pouring a bottle of Jack down the machine's edge-

Oh, yeah, you liek that.

I'M A GIANT BIRD!

edited 28th Sep '10 4:58:09 PM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
BigDaddyP Be Legendary from England Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Be Legendary
#11: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:54:01 PM

DA BOOZE

-takes the bottle and hurls it to the wall-

Now NEITHER of ush can have her!

-falls to the ground sobbing=

Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#12: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:55:01 PM

BUT I WANT MYSELF SOME MARGOT!

MARGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

-falls off of machine-

edited 28th Sep '10 4:55:17 PM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#13: Sep 28th 2010 at 5:02:07 PM

Oh, mah gawd, y'all are crazy. Man, you guys are too flippin drunk, I'm outta here!

-starts walking out, trips over... nothing-

Gah, dangit!

heartlessmushroom Space hobo Since: Jan, 2010
Space hobo
#14: Sep 28th 2010 at 5:30:37 PM

HEEEEEYY! GUUUUYS! WHERE IS THE DOOOOR

KarlzBelena from hell Since: Feb, 2010
#15: Sep 28th 2010 at 5:35:42 PM

Fuck, I'm not drunk! I'm totally not drunk! I had one drink; I'm so not drunk! I'm not even flushed, look. See? Wait, I am flushed? Fuck you, I ain't drunk!

we are not the same you will hear my voice
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#16: Sep 28th 2010 at 5:37:04 PM

Heheheheh.... You're all so silly looking, ahahahahah...

*has moar white russians*

Sonic hates SOPA
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#17: Sep 28th 2010 at 5:43:51 PM

OH EM EFFIN GAWD, you guys are crazy! I'm not like you, you drunken freaks!

-gets off the floor, stands up straight-

SEE?! Ugh! Friggen drunkards...

-grabs a bottle of vodka, starts downing it-

heartlessmushroom Space hobo Since: Jan, 2010
Space hobo
#18: Sep 28th 2010 at 5:53:52 PM

im gonna take this squirrel and shove it up my zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#19: Sep 28th 2010 at 9:26:35 PM

Heeeeeeyyyy looooook! A booody, ripe for seeeeexx.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
TheGreatPiesAlt Since: Dec, 1969
#20: Sep 29th 2010 at 4:07:22 AM

I looove yoou. -starts humping a random troper violently-

rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#21: Sep 30th 2010 at 9:11:24 AM

-sips wine daintily-

I'm Scottish, it's going to take me a while to get smashed.

-sip-

Indeed.

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
cutealien TA CUTEST THING AROUND from The lab Since: Dec, 1969
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
#22: Nov 13th 2010 at 8:06:27 PM

hicup-from drunkness turns into tentacle monster and rapes tropers-

prepare for bullet hell
queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#23: Nov 20th 2010 at 5:40:05 PM

um i never drank alcahol im just here for coke o-o

I am bad at picking things.
FuschlatzOReilly Since: Dec, 1969
#24: Nov 20th 2010 at 11:41:30 PM

Fufufu... Anyone here up for a battle?

queenofdarkness Be green. from Watching you in ceiling. Since: Dec, 1969
Be green.
#25: Nov 21st 2010 at 12:12:24 AM

-trys whiskey-yummy

I am bad at picking things.

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