A snow monster preys on rich people to steal their money and then tries to spend the money in shops.
edited 7th Jan '11 4:26:40 AM by Kerrah
The snow monster is actually the reincarnation of Robin Hood, only EVIL!
A man gets struck by lightning, and is now stuck in a permanent Mushroom Samba.
The drink was Applied Phlebotinum
A furry humps a sexbot.
edited 7th Jan '11 4:36:17 AM by TheGreatPiesAlt
A delicious satire on the old adage "Sex Sells". Starring Robert De Niro as the furry.
A samurai and his mutant dog travel through the United States to battle against John Fitzgerald Kennedy and Richard Dixon. In the year 1886.
Other dimensions and time travel has been achieved. The samurai is actually an individual of mixed Chinese, Japanese and Spanish decent from the distant future of our world (hence his dog's mutations) and seeks to protect the timeline in the style of samurai from centries past.
A samurai and a knight face off against a thief and a ninja. Both groups want to kill the Big Bad and save the world.
edited 7th Jan '11 6:28:52 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerIt's Final Fantasy!
Two Guys and a Girl team up against Satanic space aliens with the aid of ten thousand soldiers.
edited 7th Jan '11 7:08:58 AM by NathanielTheSeeker
Commissar Ciaphas Cain *, Ferik Jurgen, and Amberley Vail, leading the 597th Valhallan Regiment against the Dark Eldar.
The only way for a catgirl and a Space Marine to prevent the vampirification of Einstein is to deliver him tomorrow's newspaper and two forgeries of the Mona Lisa, and the ability to spin and knit the yarn of a woolly mammoth.
edited 7th Jan '11 12:32:24 PM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.The newspaper delivery is a ploy to reasonably keep an eye on Einstein from his front porch while they Mona Lisa forgeries are for distracting the vampires with their impeccable taste for great art and lavish treasures (and to swindle them for cash so that the space marine and catgirl can buy a time machine to get woolly mammoth hair to knit into a scarf to put around Einstein's neck that will keep the vampires away for good).
William the Conqueror has his name legally changed to Norman.
edited 7th Jan '11 1:31:17 PM by SeanMurrayI
It's just a nice name is all!
A crossover between Yakitate Japan and Azumanga Daioh in space, with a strong Furry Fandom bent.
Warning: Posts may cause derp.Someone thought it was a good idea.
JFK is wandering through the forest, holding hands with Clint Eastwood.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIThe movie takes place in an alternate timeline in which Kennedy becomes a Hollywood actor instead of becoming president. He and Clint Eastwood go on to star as Frodo and Sam in a somewhat odd interpretation of Lord Of The Rings.
A celebrity bodybuilder squares off against an army of killer bees.
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!It was produced by the same team that made the Jerry Bruckheimer biopic which claims he's a werewolf.
Michael Bay directs a movie with NO explosions.
The bear is actually a member of a time traveling alien race, and his mission is to bring back a human philosopher so that the scientists on his home planet can further research how the human's mind works. Unfortunately for him, Socrates isn't about to go quietly... not to mention he's a real bugger when he's pissed.
Sailor Moon and Bugs Bunny go on an adventure to find the lost city of Atlantis.
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!

It's an intentionally surreal film made by film-making college students who got their inspirations from their dreams.
An Anti-Hero who killed the heroine's family gets forgiven by the said heroine, only to be turned into an angel by growing wings out of his back in a really painful way.