It's a Beast Boy origin story that's suffering from heavy Adaptation Decay.
A little boy gets his pinky finger stuck in a Coke bottle that quickly reveals that it can talk. At first, the Coke bottle is very annoyed with having a finger stuck in him, but it eventually warms up to the boy, and they become close friends and go on wondrous adventures, like the time they rescued that missing dog.
edited 1st Dec '10 9:38:13 PM by SeanMurrayI
The octogenarian is a Mad Scientist who wants to blow up the world because he hates JRPGS.
Above premise.
The world outside their apartment is structured like one a la Abenobashi, and only the octogenarian has the required skills to defeat the final boss and return things to normal.
Three newts and an ostrich must save the world from alien invaders.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.Humans Are Morons and they'd probably fail miserably in a real battle against the undead.
A high school glee club is taken over by a talking pogo stick with the voice of Kevin Spacey.
edited 2nd Dec '10 4:36:37 PM by TyeDyeWildebeest
No beer?! But if there's no beer, then there's no beef or beans!It's possessed by the ghost of their former president, who must prove who he is and expose his rival and murderer!
The only way to prevent a terrorist attack is for a group of SAS commandos to teach a small town Texan sherrif to sew gloves.
edited 2nd Dec '10 4:39:58 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerAn Eldritch Abomination bend on destroying humanity has gained control over all kinds of fabric.
The world is secretly being controlled by a housefly.
^^The housefly is a miniature electronic construct piloted by a very tiny man with the powers of a God.
^It's the only buddy cop screenplay in Hollywood that hasn't yet been produced.
Cowboys fight aliens.
It's NOT a comedy.
edited 3rd Dec '10 10:49:32 AM by SeanMurrayI
Peanut butter and bread are expensive commodities; he'd be making a fortune off of the deal.
Zombies turn out to be our last, best hope for peace.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.An Omnicidal Maniac decides to spare life on Earth as long as we become his undead army horde.
A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits win the World Series for the Chicago Cubs with the help of their star player: A monkey pitcher.
edited 3rd Dec '10 5:24:43 PM by SeanMurrayI
It's a failed film adaptation of a Lewis Carroll poem that suffers from tremendous Adaptation Decay.
A man stubs his toe, becomes a brave new superhero in a bustling metropolis to win the affection of the love of his life—a cat.
edited 3rd Dec '10 8:13:16 PM by SeanMurrayI
The thing he stubbed his toe on was a radioactive hunk of metal. He's also a perverted Zoophile.
A guy stays over at his friend's place and is eaten by a rug.
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!The dummy is actually a malevolent spirit who wants to kill her and use her body to live again.
A spec ops solider, a rookie policewoman, a city, armies of giant mutant fauna and a mad scientist.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!You're asking me to justify what now?
A lone swordsman must defend the HMS Invincible against a swarm of inbound Exocet missiles.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.

Too bad they ignite upon contact to sunlight. Flaming Zombie Rasputin and his Flaming Zombies, this summer on Fox.
Pete is wandering around a hidden laboritory when some SCIENCE happens. Now he must face the challenges of randomly turning into an anthromorphic personification of a nearby animal.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.