Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Result: pack of beige tic-tacs labled "Dehydration". Having been instructed to eat one, D-Class mentions a sense of thirst. After eating five more at once, D-Class's skin has developed wrinkles. When ten more are eaten at a time, D-Class essentially turns into Donovan from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Input: 23 yen shaped foldings of $1 Monopoly money. Powered
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Former Human
Output: 23 plastic popcorn kernels.
Input: 1999 yen. Unpowered
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Output: Blue, geometric transparent rock candy in a clear candy packaging labelled "Y2K Bugs". Labelling was in UK English and Flemish. One (1) of the product/candy from the packaging is given to a Class-D personnel. Upon consumption of the candy, the person started screaming about how "the end is near" and threatened to "fix" all computer devices in the facility. Terminated when he tried to exit the place of testing. Further testing showed nothing unusual in the ingredients used.
Input: 314159265 yen, powered.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
Result a small bag of 100 million pi flavored candies.
Input:682 yen
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Output:One everlasting gobstopper. Have fun trying to finish it.
Input: 9001 yen, unpowered
edited 12th Mar '17 10:02:50 AM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Results: A scouter, upon tasting it, subject crushed it and shouted out something about Power-Levels, before they were engulfed in some kind of glow and threatened to destroy the earth, before they were terminated.
Input: A note saying "this is a robbery", powered.
Former Human
Result:1 Cyanide Pill that immediately flew into the subjects mouth. Came with a note that said: "Nice try. But I have weapons of my own. >:)"
Input: 500 Yen. Powered
Sorry, Edited.
edited 12th Mar '17 11:01:50 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
May be Stupendous Man
You cannot add other items besides an amount of Yen into the machine. Also, you should specify a power setting.
Insert something clever hereOutput: A tall purple-and-red striped aluminum drink can branded "Number One". Labeling was in German and Icelandic. Liquid inside was similar in taste and scent to "Pitch Black" variant of the Mountain Dew soda, but brighter in color. A few ml of the drink was given to a Class-D. Upon ingestion, he grew a pompadour and was wearing a vintage-style two-piece suit with a vest, the outfit patterned like that of the can. He then proceeded to ask other personnel in the room a few weird questions, and later sang a song from the children's TV series "Lazy Town". He later then ran away, his whereabouts currently unknown. Remaining ml of drink under testing.
Input: 52 yen, powered (but connected to a backup generator)
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
Former Human
Output: The power went out, as a voice said "Uh oh, u friccin moron, u just got BEANED!" After that, a human sized bean started to "Jumpscare" people with really loud noises. A note was produced that said: "That is why you never power me using a backup generator." Bean stored as SCP-4560.
Input:777 yen, Unpowered.
edited 13th Mar '17 8:39:57 AM by chianticat10
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Results: Seven-hundred and seventy seven chocolate coins, wrapped in tin. Coin design is that of the U.S Quarter.
Input: a DVD containing "We are Number One", a song from Lazytown. The DVD was shrunk using SCP-████ to the size of a Yen Coin, Powered.
edited 13th Mar '17 9:11:24 AM by Jaxfirebus
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Result: A bag of Lazy-O's cereal with a ticket to a concert, although the address seems to be nonexistent.
Input: 7 yen-sized/shaped pieces of brass.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Former Human
Output:1 note that said "Tell Mr.Brass I said Hey."
Input:1225 yen, unpowered
“How long has it been? 23 days?”Output: Pocky in pineapple flavor. This variant was never manufactured by the original company. Upon tasting and ingestion, nothing unusual happened, though appearance-wise, the breadsticks had a taste of apples.
Input: 1889 yen. Powered.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
a bright red can that when eaten caused the subject to transform, subject can now jump [[redacted]] feat and wished to be called "Mario".
10000 yen powered
edited 16th Mar '17 2:19:43 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Result: A lead case, Inside was Radioactive materials strong enough to pierce through standard grade radiation suits. Entire site was evacuated while the materials was neutralized by making a D-Class eat it and locking them in a lead box. The D-Class claimed it tasted like Limes, Oddly enough once consumed the radioactive material was destroyed.
Three days after the incident, the Class D broke out of containment and is now on the loose.
Input: 150 Yen Coins with American Flags printed on it, Powered.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Output: An American Flag made of candy. The flagpole was Chocolate Dipped Pocky, the top of the flagpole was a sour gumball, and the flag itself was a fruit wrap with cherry, apple, and blue raspberry flavor.
Input: 2015 yen, powered.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
May be Stupendous Man
Output: One miniaturized Scranton Reality Anchor.
Input: 1488 yen, unpowered.
edited 26th Jul '17 10:29:17 AM by CalvinBoyOfDestiny
Insert something clever here
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Result: A pack of tiny licorice wolves, which attempted to hunt the assigned researchers. Tasted delicious.
Input: 413 yen
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Result: a Pie came out, upon a D-class consuming it, they displayed complete knowledge of Pi backwards. No other unusual things have been spotted about this pie.
TEST: A single yen coin with a picture of a violin carved on it.
"I want the world's smallest violin, for real" -Dr J.
Former Human
Output: A tiny gummy shaped like a violin.
Input:1000 yen drenched in tap water. Unpowered.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Furry Trash Man
Output: A plastic water bottle that on closer inspection was actually made of hard gelatin. Content was vodka that was highly sweetened.
Input: 1000 Yen smeared with honey.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Output: A bunch of honey covered chocolate bars. What did you expect?
Input: 2017 yen, powered.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Facing the consequences.
Output: Standard american flag.
Input: 10000 yen soaked in blue paint.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Results: A toolbox, the tools inside appear to be made out of a hard candy. D-class tasted it and immediately started shouting "Grey-tide" and ran at a security officer with the candied tool.
D-class Terminated on the spot.
Input: A yen coin marked with "-5" on it. Powered. (aka: negative five yen)