Planescape Hijack
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I lol'd.
Now that I think about it, maybe he actually sincerely meant he was giving them AIDS as a present. But because he's Satan, when he tries to do good for someone, it still ends up being evil.
That is totally in line with Jack Chick Logic.
I think this was one of my favorite parts. Cause here you have these two real-life tragedies, and then..."And Don is into vampirism." Which is a pretty huge non sequitur, but also...what?
edited 12th Oct '09 9:56:11 AM by Haven
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count DorkuI think Jack Chick might think that there is actually a major subculture of vampires and that his "Vampire" story is just as grounded in reality as his other stories.
Then again, his other stories aren't exactly grounded in reality either.
edited 12th Oct '09 10:23:32 AM by WilliamWideWeb
SHIKI is dead.Then again, his other stories aren't exactly grounded in reality either.
That second sentence was redundant. "as grounded in reality as his other stories" kinda got the idea through.
... He used his own tracts, in his tracts, as Deus ex Machina.
Pardon me for asking, but isn't pride a sin, and humility a virtue? Therefore, by his own rules, isn't Jack going to hell?
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.Wicked223: Jack Chick is the sort of person who would condemn you to hell for a single sin.
SHIKI is dead.Wow. Just wow. That was hilarious. Did you notice how when whatshisname was converted, not only was he converted due to reading a Chick Tract while in a Chick Tract, but the conversion took literally a single panel? Like, not even in the indefinite amount of time between the panels, but between dialogue boxes. He glanced at the tract and was a good Christian IMMEDIATELY. Wow. Totally seconding the prideful thing, that takes Easy Evangelism to a whole new level.
Don't give up now, Willy! These are great!
edited 12th Oct '09 2:20:49 PM by DireSloth
Not actually back.You are updating again!
And yeah, this tract is pretty ridiculious.
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - NarbonicWhen you think about it, the Chickverse isn't actually that bad a place. Apparently you can have all the sex, drugs and rock'n'roll you want and even sell your soul for the Devil, and all you have to do to become a good moral person again is to read a Chick Tract and yell some crap about Jesus at the Devil.
RAW RAW FIGHT THE Jack Chick POWAH
Had to say it.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.Oh, do that one!
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic

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