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2012 Apocalypse Predictions May Be Off By 50+ Years

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Sivartis Captionless One from Lubberland, or the Isle of Lazye Since: Apr, 2009
spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
Dat Troper
#2: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:23:50 PM

Not cool, science. The 2012 class shirts won't make any sense if the world doesn't end!

Gelzo Gerald Zosewater from the vault Since: Oct, 2009
Gerald Zosewater
#3: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:38:26 PM

My first thought was, "Fuck, now I'm going to have to deal with this shit again in 50 years."

Ruining everything forever.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#4: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:42:54 PM

I guess that comic about the world ending in the 60s was right

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
"In distress", my ass.
#5: Oct 19th 2010 at 8:52:36 PM

Bah, everyone knows that 2038 is when it all goes kaboom. tongue

All your safe space are belong to Trump
Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#6: Oct 19th 2010 at 9:36:31 PM

Sounds like an article from the Onion. Didn't believe in 2012 anyway.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#7: Oct 19th 2010 at 11:01:14 PM

It was less being off by 50+ years, and more being off by one apocalypse. The Mayan calendar ends there because they ran out of space on the rock. We'd have another one ready if Cortez didn't go apeshit in there.

Ponicalica from facing Buttercup Since: May, 2010
#8: Oct 20th 2010 at 4:25:21 AM

The Mayan calendar ends there because they ran out of space on the rock.
Exactly. It's the Mayan Y2K.

the future we had hoped for
SantosL.Halper Inquisitor Since: Sep, 2009
Inquisitor
#9: Oct 20th 2010 at 5:21:00 AM

^^ You realise that the Mayan calendar is cyclinical, Cortez conquered the Aztecs, and that there are 7 million Mayans around nowadays, right?

edited 20th Oct '10 5:21:21 AM by SantosL.Halper

Nyktos (srahc 84) eltit Since: Jan, 2001
(srahc 84) eltit
#11: Oct 20th 2010 at 2:36:14 PM

Guys! The world is going to end in 2017! I can prove it with math!

2 + 0 + 1 + 7 = 10
The current year is 2010.
10 ÷ 10 = 1
1 = END OF THE WORLD!

I guess it is.
LizardBite Shameless Self-Promoter from Two Galaxies Over Since: Jan, 2001
#12: Oct 20th 2010 at 7:17:18 PM

2 + 0 + 1 + 7 = 10

The current year is 2010.

10 ÷ 10 = 1

1 = END OF THE WORLD!

But it remains the same if you remove the zero...

THE WORLD ENDED IN 217! WE ARE ALL JUST THE DYING DREAMS, THE LAST RESOUNDING ECHOES OF THE HUMAN RACE! NOTHING IS REAL!

RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#13: Oct 20th 2010 at 9:58:20 PM

OH MY GOD I NEED TO PUNCH MY TV NOW TO MANIPULATE THE SIGNALS.

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