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Grandiose Powerstone - 3
Artifact
{T}: Add three mana in any combination of colors. Use this mana only to cast a spell with converted mana cost 7 or greater.
It's vast power can be unlocked only by those of vast ambition.

• The Onslaught 2GB
• Enchantment - Saga
• I: Two target creatures you control deal damage equal to their power to target creature an opponent controls.
• II: Create a Legendary Green and Black Equipment Artifact token named Lifescythe. It has Equip - 3, and gives equipped creature +3 / +3, Lifelink and Hexproof.
• III: Destroy all token creatures, then gain 3 life for each creature destroyed this way.

Clarity of Thought - 2U
Enchantment
Whenever you shuffle your library, you may draw a card.
{2}{U}{U}: Shuffle your library.
Great insight can be obtained when you look at something from a new perspective.

It's kind of a shame they've been purposely avoiding effects that force you to shuffle lately. I could have seen this card being legit a few years ago.

• Glorious Fortune 3WWW
• Enchantment
• Treasures you control have "T, sacrifice this artifact: Add 3 mana of any one color."
• Faith rewarded.

Living Greed - 2BB
Creature - Elemental Incarnation
~'s power and toughness are each equal to the number of Treasures you control.
*/*
It takes and takes and all it gives back is death.

Blessed Feast - 3WWW
Enchantment
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you gain 1 life for each Food you control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control ten or more Foods, you win the game.

Case of the Nearheath Poisoner BG2
Enchantment - Saga
I - Create two Food tokens.
II - Destroy target creature.
III - Until the end of turn, Food tokens have, "2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card."

Might need some limitation on the type of creature that can be killed. The idea of the saga is that it's a murder by poisoning at a banquet that our protagonist investigated.

Edited by Durazno on Jul 26th 2021 at 1:08:12 PM

Wall of Stories - 3WW
Creature - Wall
Defender
Whenever a Saga is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, if it had three or more lore counters on it, you may return that Saga from your graveyard to the battlefield.
~ gets +1/+1 for each Saga you control.
0/5
Each stone is etched with a tale. As long as those tales are not forgotten, those stones will never crumble.

I believe this is technically rules-legal, the best kind of rules-legal:

Timestutter Elemental (4UU)
Creature - Elemental
Ward {1}
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may pay 1U. If you do, choose untap step, upkeep step or draw step. You may take that step at the end of that player's upkeep.
4/4

Edited by CountDorku on Jul 28th 2021 at 6:14:31 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong but with three of these could you not just enter an indefinite loop of untap-upkeep-draw?

That's a good point. Editing.

Okay, now instead of player it says opponent, so at least you can't go infinite.

Edited by CountDorku on Jul 28th 2021 at 6:14:53 PM

This is probably overcosted but I thought it was funny.

Personal Attack - 4R
Instant
You deal damage equal to your life total to target creature. That creature simultaneously deals damage equal to its power to you.
If you can't get someone killed right...

Another possible name: "With My Bare Hands"

I'd actually run that in Firesong and Sunspeaker. It pretty much doubles your life total.

• Dementia Invocation 3BB
• Sorcery
• As an additional cost to cast this card, pay half your life.
• Create an X / X Nightmare Horror creature token with Fear, where X is the amount of life paid this way.
• Escape - 3B, exile 5 cards from your graveyard.

Edited by NickTheSwing on Aug 18th 2021 at 9:11:42 AM

Swarm-Pact Summoner (2BG)
Creature - Human Warlock
3/3
Sacrifice another nontoken creature: create a 1/1 black and green Insect token with flying. Then, if you control three or more Insects, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
"Your iron shell will not protect you, warrior. You will give the Swarm your soul, or it will claim your flesh."

Murder of Murders - 2BB
Creature - Bird Horror
Flying
{B}{B}{B}, {T}: Destroy target creature.
1/4
There are some crows that don't get scared. If you ever meet them, it's too late.

Thaumy Gun (2R)
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "1R, exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard: This creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn."
Equip 2R

The pun on "tommy gun" is bad but oh well

• Goryo's Rage 1R
• Sorcery
• Choose target Legendary Creature in your graveyard. Create a token copy of that creature, except it's a Spirit in addition to its other types, and it gains Haste until end of turn. Exile the token at the end of the turn.
• Splice On To Arcane: 2RR

Momentary Truth - 2UU
Creature - Illusion
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
0/0

• Draught of Disaster 6
• Artifact
• Whenever a creature you control would die, exile it instead with a Vile counter on it.
• Tap, exile a creature card from your hand with a Vile counter on it; target opponent loses 2 life.
• At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are 10 or more creatures exiled with Vile counters, sacrifice this card and create an X / X Black Horror creature token named Spawn of the Draught, where X is the total power of all creatures exiled this way. Spawn of the Draught has all the activated abilities of creatures exiled with Vile counters.

The Oldest Bones - 1BB
Legendary Creature - Elder Skeleton
{B}: Regenerate target Skeleton.
Whenever a non-Skeleton creature dies, create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token.
2/2
It releases you from your flesh so you may join its everlasting skeleton dance.

• Caleb, Eternal Wanderer 1WRG
• Legendary Creature - Human Werewolf Warrior
• Vigilance, Ward 5
• Whenever another Werewolf you control Transforms, create a Treasure token and put a +1 / +1 counter on that Werewolf.
• Daybound
• 4 / 4
• I'll get the job done fast during the day. But even faster at night.

• Caleb, Moonblessed Champion
• Legendary Creature - Werewolf
• Vigilance, Doublestrike, Hexproof
• Whenever this creature Transforms into Caleb, Moonblessed Champion, other creatures you control get +X / +X until end of turn, where X is the number of Werewolves you control.
• Nightbound
• 7 / 7
• The bandits were gone in a flurry of howls, claws and silvery fur.

Edited by NickTheSwing on Sep 5th 2021 at 6:46:46 AM

Ambiguous Eolith - 1
Artefact
2, Sacrifice this artefact: Draw a card.
T, Sacrifice this artefact: Add one mana of any colour.
2, T, Sacrifice this artefact: You gain 3 life.

A thinking creature made this, or the sea made this; or both.

Numidium - 6
Legendary Artifact Creature
Numidium counts as a God
Indestructible, Trample
Whenever Numidium deals combat damage to a player, return up to two target permanents that player controls to its owner's hand.
When Numidium is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
5/5
The Brass God. Refutation of the universe given form.