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Healing Shiv - 2
Artifact - Equipment
Whenever equipped creature would deal damage to a player, that player gains that much life instead.
Whenever equipped creature would deal damage to a creature, that creature gets +0/+X until end of turn instead, where X is the damage that would have been dealt.
{5}: Equip ~ to target creature an opponent controls. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Equip {5}

Edited by kagescorpionakki on Feb 25th 2020 at 6:52:34 AM

Do you think the toughness gain should be until EOT?

Karma, Chameleon (2WBG)
Legendary Creature - Lizard
3/3
Whenever you cast an Angel spell, gain 2 life.
Whenever you cast a Demon spell, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.

Indeed. Didn't realize I'd forgotten that bit.

Lightning Rod of Hate - 3
Artifact
Spells that target you cost {3} less to cast.

The Rainbow Connection - WUBRG
Legendary Enchantment
Spells you cast cost up to {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} less to cast.
Someday we'll find it.

Ruby Slippers - 3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped Creature gains "Tap: Return to owner's hand"
Equip 1
"There's no place like home. There's no place like home."

Edited by M84 on Mar 3rd 2020 at 2:39:28 AM

Fear of Silence - 4BB
Enchantment
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if no spells were cast this turn, create a 3/3 black Nightmare Horror creature token with intimidate.

• Time RUN! UUUUUU
• Instant
• Take 3 extra turns after this one. During those extra turns, skip your draw, upkeep and combat steps.
• (Shows the figure in Time Walk sprinting through a variety of surreal atmospheres.)

• Gray Lotus 0
• Artifact
• You can only cast this card if your life total is less than half your starting life total, and it is turn 8 or more.
• Tap, sacrifice this card; add 3 mana of any 1 color to your mana pool.
• The difference between gray and black can be staggering.

• Hippo's Eye Diamond
• Artifact
• Tap, sacrifice Hippo's Eye Diamond, Exile the top 50 cards of your library; Add 3 mana of any 1 color to your mana pool.
• Well this just looks kind of silly.

Edited by NickTheSwing on May 21st 2021 at 11:15:48 AM

Essence of Deja Vu - 1UU
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's end step, if it's not an extra turn, that player takes an extra turn after this one.
I feel like I've been here before.

• Slowbond 1G
• Enchantment
• Whenever you play a land you gain 2 life.
• You can play Land cards from your graveyard.
• You cannot play Land cards from your hand.

Exploration of Eternities - 2WG
Enchantment
You may play an additional land during each of your turns.
At the beginning of the end step, if you played a land this turn, create a token that's a copy of ~.

• Darker Ritual BBB
• Instant
• Add BBBBBB to your mana pool.
• And I thought the last ritual was kinda bleak!

• Darkest Ritual BBBBBB
• Instant
• Add BBBBBBBBBB

Expendable Operatives (2{U/B})
Sorcery
Create two 1/1 blue and black Rogue creature tokens with "When this creature dies, surveil 1."
"Not every agent comes back." - Ivrelya, Dimir spymaster

I like that one. It's a good, simple, flavorful card!

Increasingly Dark Ritual - XB
Instant
Spend only black mana on X.
Repeat the following process X times. Add {B}{B}{B}. If ~ was cast from a graveyard, add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead.
Flashback {X}{X}{B}

• Goyfogoyf 1GGG
• Legendary Creature - Lhurgoyf
• Trample
• This creature gets +1 / +1 for each card type among types in your graveyard, and +1 / +1 for each Lhurgoyf in your graveyard.
• 0 / 1
• The Lhurgoyf to end all Lhurgoyfs.

Edited by NickTheSwing on Mar 18th 2020 at 5:01:35 AM

Hexxus - 5RB
Legendary Creature - Elemental Ooze Avatar
Deathtouch, Indestructible
~ attacks each turn if able.
Whenever ~ enters the battlefield or attacks, destroy target land. If that land was a Forest, it's controller loses 2 life.
4/1
You'll love his toxic love.

• Incredibly Cryptic Command UUUUU
• Instant
• Choose 2;
• Return target creature to its owner's library 4th from the top.
• Counter up to 3 target spells.
• All lands target player controls become Basic Islands until end of turn.
• Draw 3 cards.
• Exile up to 2 target creatures, then return them to the battlefield.

Edited by NickTheSwing on Mar 23rd 2020 at 9:29:08 AM

Big Iron - 5
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +6/+0 and has first strike and "{1}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and gets -1/-0 until end of turn. Activate this ability no more than six times each turn."
Equip {5}
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the Big Iron on his hip.

Symbol of Ill Omen - B
Creature - Cat
When ~ enters the battlefield, fateseal 3.
When ~ dies, each opponent may scry 3.
0/1
An old wives tale? Or a portent of doom?

Mirror of Fortunes - 3
Artifact
You may look at the top card of your library.
At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls causes ~ to be put into your graveyard from the battlefield, fateseal 7.
When it shatters, so does your future.

Terezi, Hermit Bog Monster (3BG)
Legendary Creature - Troll Nightmare
4/4
Whenever ~ dies, return it to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever ~ attacks, you gain 2 life and the defending player loses 2 life.
She warned you. She warned both of you.

(For context, Homestuck^2 includes the line "1F 1 H4V3 TO H34R ON3 MOR3 T4UTOLOGY FROM 31TH3R OF YOU 1 4M GO1NG TO MOV3 TO TH3 WOODS 4ND PL4GU3 YOUR N3W SOC13TY 4S 4 H3RM1T BOG MONST3R FOR3V3R")

• Tagrenach, Nightmare Of Wings 1WRBG
• Legendary Creature - Nightmare Dragon Beast
• Mutate 3(W/R)(B/G)(W/G)
• Deathtouch, Trample, Flying
• Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature dies, put a +1 / +1 counter on this creature, then Proliferate. If this creature has Mutated, then destroy all creatures with power 3 or less.
• 6 / 6
• It menaces its victims long after they escape its flames and talons.

The Doom Slayer - 5WR
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker
Haste, vigilance, double strike
~ attacks and blocks each turn if able, and can only attack and block alone.
Whenever ~ deals damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
8/4
Rip and tear, until it is done.

Reborn Specter (1BB)
Creature - Specter
2/2
Flying
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to an opponent, you may pay {1}. If you do, that player discards a card.
Possess 4B (You may cast this spell from your graveyard by sacrificing a creature and paying its possess cost reduced by that creature's converted mana cost. If ~ would leave the battlefield after possessing a creature, exile it.)