Always open to sharing avatars and chatting. Can message me for either. (He/Him) Currently watching: BTAS
Peter Griffin is a good father, change my mind.
I hate what I just typed too.
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. Current avatar: ConnieTell me. Does the goalie on the cover of Super Soccer remind you of anybody?
shameless plug lololol
musical euphoriaNow, the reason I jazzed up the Gen IV remakes last time is because I wanted to encourage you to play this real game instead of literally the worst thing I've ever played in my life. I was never a big fan of Paper Mario, but I was surprised to find that the sequel, Paper Mario: Sticker Star was secretly amazing, so logic dictates that the latest game in the series would be amazing too, right? Wrong, because good gravy, is Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door next-level bad. I could not stand this disgusting piece of sanitized corporate slop, with no ounce of personality, wit or charm to it whatsoever.
While the game theoretically has an interesting design structure in that you can do the character's stories in any order, all it means is that every five seconds, you have to seek out a Tag Barrel to switch to the character you need before you can go back to what you were doing. This seemingly insignificant inconvenience plagues the entire game and only gets worse the more party members you unlock.
Speaking of which, how are those party members? They're terrible, thanks for asking. Just about the blandest and most unmemorable bunch of rejects in the entire Mario franchise. I alluded to this in my previous review, but I hated the cleric character so much. Such an obvious insert for all the weebs to relate to. Aside from her, Luffy is obnoxious, Squidward has nothing to him besides being a grouch, and Callie wishes she could be in the same ballpark as Love Live!. That being said, I did actually like Jax okay. I felt something watching his character, something I can't say about any of the others.
Lemme just say I think Death Grips is the best band that ever existed. Because Anthony Fantano said so.
You keep using the term "POV". I do not think it means what you think it means.I don't care if I get hate for this opinion, but this is my favorite paper mario final boss song.
musical euphoriaYou're well-liked.
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you're not on the avatar thread
Edited by completelynormal on May 6th 2025 at 10:43:47 AM
"Every time I look, they all seem to multiply / The scΛrƨ that run my mind"*saying literally anything sexual about cephalopods
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.8 out of 8 of the Eject albums were shit.
Edited by The_Dag on May 6th 2025 at 7:22:13 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!

No one likes your video game preferences. Change up.
"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn