Meanwhile, Moll'ada and Canopus went up to Canopus' bedroom, hoerny. They took off their clothes sexily and began to (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED). Hermion sent them wine and condems and olive oil for rubbing.
"Oh Oh Oh!" They screamed in bliss. Canopus delved into her with his Jackhammer and then they organismed. The noises they made can be heard in the next hose.
Cecila and Edwand were also sexing in teh sunlight and Eddy was sparkling. They were goint at it liek rabbbits and hares and rodents. Edwand had a big (CENSORED) and Celcila had a big (CENSORED). It was fun.
Draco and Hermione also sexed and sexed a lot even though they were old now. They used magic to (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED) and there were lots of (CENSORED). Not just that, but they took Whipped Cream and (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED).
Later That Night
Moladda woke up from her shared bed with Canopus and said "Oh no!"
"Wat is it?" said Canopus.
"Jojo and teh Alien leader are attacking teh Gargoyle tower! He's planning to recapture my mother and make her his wif! We have to stopp him Canopus we have to."
"Don't worry my lov we will destory him once and for all." Then he went to get Gae Bolgf and the Claiom Solais.
It was a nice day at teh Gargoyl Tower. Brooklyn, whose soul had somehow merged wif Ron Weasley's was sexing with Priscilla. Everyone else was having fun doing their thing acsept Angela, who was a total bitch. (AN: Ha! Thats what u get 4 braking Brooklyn's heart!)
Broadway was playing with mashed potatoes rather than eating them 4 som reezun. "What U doin Brodway?" asked Lex.
"This means something!" said Broadway.
"Will you shut the fuck up!?!?" screemed Angela, who was pissed that Brooklyn was sexing somone not her an she was stuck with a fatty.
Lex's compooter beeped. "Hold on, got an IM." he said. The IM sed "I M CUMMING 4 U!!!!!!"
"U sex chatting wit taht gargoyle in London agin?" aksed Broadway.
Sudenly, teh walls beagan to shake as lites flashed on an off.
"Wow," saod Lex. "Brooklyn and Priscilla sure are going at it hard!"
"Uh...I dont thikn tahts Brook an Prisilla." said Broadway.
"No fucking shit!" said Angela as the lites flickered faster and a lowd noys was herd.
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
Suddenly.......there was an evil man in and evil cloack! Ligthing and Thundder flashed all around him and there was Ominous Latin Chanting. He looked evilly at the Gargoyles and said:
"I am Jojo, Prixilla's ex-husband. Yi will hand her over to me or u will die!"
"Never!" said Broadway.
"Of corse!" said Angela who was squeeing over Jojo's hot budy.
"U tretor!" said Lex.
Jojo made Lex's comptuter explode, killing him!
"Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!1111" said Broadway. Angela shot him.
"That is perfectly evil," said Jojo. "Allow me to give u a reward........of power!"
Angela's garments became black and BDSM-my and she got a whip and knifes.
"Now, Angela," said Jojo. "U r stll a normal humens so u can go to teh Anti-Magic field that Prixilla and Ronald cre8 while sexing."
"Ok," said Ngela and she went to Proscila's room and there were sounds of figthing and whipping and scuffling. Teh sounds were sexy.
Minuets later she got out, and Angela and Ron/Broklyn were tied up, with bruises on their faces!
"U don't have to be so hard on them," Jojo lied. Angela smield.
Then......Mollada and Canopus got in to the Gargoyle Tower!
"No!" said Mollada. "U will pay Jojo!" and she swung Claiomh Solais at Jojo!
Sudenly, a whip lash coiled round Claiomh Solais and made it clatter helplesly 2 teh flor. "Not taday, bitch!" said Angela.
"Jojo's given u sooper domanatrx powers, i c." said Moll'alda. "Well, b reddy to rekon wit my sooper opwers!" Moll'alda jumped in teh air and round hows kicked Angela rite in teh face! (AN: I so wanna do taht 2!)
"Skanky ho!" said Angepa, raking her talins acros Moll'alda's face.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" screemed Moll'alda. "My preshus face! My bootyful, unblamishd face!" Blood trickled over porslin skin. "Y U do such evil thing?"
Angwla laughed maniacally. "Bcuz, I am Ron the Death Eater and u r a Mary Sue!"
"SHUT UP U HATTER!" screemed Moll'alda. "MY NAME IS MOLL'ADLA GOLHTEA CHRYSTHANIUM HACHKIO WASELEY! NOT MARY SUE!!!!!!!" The two started fiting pulling har and kicking wile screeming insults at eech other.
"Bitch!"
"Whore!"
"Cum Dumpster!"
"Badly Written!"
"Will u 2 keep it kwiet?" aksed Elisa, walking in werring nothing but lace panties and nipple clamps. "Im having a 3 way with Goliath and Thailog downstares and u 2 r making it reel hard 4 me 2 consetrate!"
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
"But this hore iz trying to kill me!" said Angela.
"So?" said Eliza. "I do nut care!" Then she looked at Moll'ada and saw that she was hot.
"Hey I have an Idea," said Elisa seductively. "Y don't we have a sexing competition? The first person 2 sex someone 2 deth becums teh Designated Wheor and will be torutured until ther dead as well."
"Ok!" said Angela. Even though she didn't want to be torqued to death, she wanted to kill Pricilla's daugther thru sexing.
The three of them too koff tehir clothes and began to sex and sex and sex until the room was hot with sexing. They did (CENSORED) and (CENSORED) and (CENSORED) with their (CENSORED) while trying to outcompete one another.
Fianlly Mo'llada and Eliza combined forces and killed Angela through sexing.
"Ha! My plan worked!" said Elixa. "Cannot belif she fell 4 it that bich."
Meanwhile Canopus and Jojo had been masticating.
"Hey!" said Moll'ada. "Did u free my mom be4 masticating?"
"Yes" said Canopus and he pointed to where Prisilla and Brookron were busily sexing.
"Good." said Moll'ada. "Now let's kill Jojo!" she shooted.
"Not so fast!" said Jojo. He got out............Dark Excalibur (it's like Excaliburt only Darker and Edgier!)!
He swung it at Moll'ada!
Sudnly, a lazer beem shit Excallyber owt off Jojo's hand. "I dunt think so, Jojo!" It was..........Terry Kavanagh!
Terry was standing on a hoverboard like out off Back t teh Foocher. (AN: OMG, I luv teht movie!!!!!) He had Mariadna on his arm as his long black hair wiped in teh breeze.
"Terry!" gasped Jojo. "I thot u were daid!"
"I was nut desd!" said Terry. "I was seretly bilding an army to fite u!" He wistled, and a hord of warriors all came out on hoverbords! Catniss had her arow pionted at Jojo. Harry Potter had his wane ponted at Jojo. Wonder Woman had her majik lasoo punted at Jojo. Robocop had his gun punted at Jojo. Gandalf had his long staff (Ha Ha!) puinted at Jojo. Christine Daae had a microphone and was reddy 2 blow Jojo away wit her voys. Tuxedo Mask had a rose ponted at Jojo. Ahsokha Tanno had her lightsaber puinted at Jojo. Justin Bieber had his majik hed o hair at reddy. Jareth teh Goblin King had his majikal crotch pointed at Jojo. Lois Griffen had a turkey baster full off sulfoorik assid pinted at Jojo. Aspen (Gina! This is U!) had 2 throwing nives aimed at Jojo. "Do u think u can tak us all on?" aksed Terry. "Well, DO U DUDE?!?!?!"
edited 17th May '11 9:03:00 PM by cygnavamp
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
Call me Lappsed
JOJO shot lazserr owt er i's an illed revy bode
Proveing 12 year olds are the filthist people around
((OOC: I have a confession: I didn't watch Gargoyles (and don't have the time to now) and confused Angela with Eliza.))
But teh Lazers suddenly fizzled out bef4 they reach anybody! U see, Prisivlla and Brookron moved closer so that their Anti Magic field shielded Trry's army from teh Laxers.
"Damn U!" said Jojo. "Fortunately, I still have another way. "Eliza!" He said in a Compelling Voice. "Give me your Allegiance!"
"Yes, master." Eliza said and as the words left her mouth, a tornado of glitter surronded her and she became........The Terminatrix! Her body was naked and made of steel and very cold and shiny. She had a silver whip and a silver gun. Goliath and Thailog (who were evil now) joined her.
"Elixa, Goliath, & Thailog," said Jojo. "Destroy them!"
Golaith attacked Terry, while Thailog attacked Harry Poter and began hitting him with Ashoka's lightsaber. Teh Terminatrix was figthing Mollada while Canopus was figthing Jojo.
Canopus used Gae Bolg while Jojo used Dark Apocalypse Fireball. They fought and fought and fought until Canopus stabbed him with teh spear. Spikes shot out and killed Jojo!
"Arrgh! I am dead," said Jojo.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WITHOUT JOJO I DON'T HAVE ANY POWER AT ALL!" said the Allien Leader, who faded away like dust.
Now only teh Terminatrix was left! What will hapen to her now?
edited 19th May '11 3:51:53 PM by BadficFetish
Sudden;y, a Delorean crashed through the wall! "Termanatrix! Goliath! You have to come with me!" It was.......Doc Brown!
"Y?" asked Termanatrix.
"Bcuz of ur kids an wut their doin in da foochur! We has 2 stom dem!"
"K." said Termanatrix, getting in the Delorean.
"How u get here witout rodes?" asked Gilath.
"Wear weer going, we wont need rodes!" Doc stept on the gas and they zoom away en2 teh nite.
Teh End........4 NOW!!!!
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
((OOC: Here's another chapter for Aoshiro First AU: Revisited!))
I made a sexy portal with purple and gold swirls and went to Mystra's place. I knew that I would need her help in order to accomplish my quest. Mystra rsoe up from her throne sexily and said: "Hello, Amythyst. Done spying on Aoshiro's forces?"
"Yes." I said. "Anyway I need ur help because the High Queen of Mary Sues tasked me with making her daugthers alive again."
"Oh cool! Will Marisuthiel be brought back first?"
I nodded. Mystra squealed becux she and Marisuthiel used to b luvers. "Ok, I'll give u help." Then she summoned Elminster
and told him: "Go help Amythyst and I will give u more sex than ever."
"Ok," said Eliminster and we teleported to Minas Tirith, where Marisuthiel was buried. It was full of troops and security guards because the people didn't want anyone going into Marisuthiel's tomb on the Citadel.
However, Elminster was disguised as Gandalf so we were allowed to go up to the tomb. We pulled out Marisuthiel's coffin and I did a Sueish ritual while Elminster watched out for intruders. The ritual involved singing lots of Prepy and Goffik music with magic light and sound effects. It wuz like a concert.
Troops began to hear the music and realize that something was wrong, but Eleminster killed them all bf4 they got there. Suddenly, pink and silver light began coming out from teh tomb, and Marusuthiel was alive again, with all her magic gear! She smiled and said:
"Now, I am reborn!" She raised up her Mithril One Ring and all the troops were all killed. Then we went to Mystra's place!
There I, Mystra, Elminster, and Marisuthiel ahd a Four-Way and it was fun. We were all using magic to make ourselfs more pleasurable and it was sooooooo good. Then I stopped and said:
"Time to go, I have to ressurect Dannika Malfoy (the 2nd Princess of Mary Sues.)"
"We'll go with u!" said Marysuthiel and Elmanister.
edited 23rd May '11 9:49:07 PM by BadficFetish
Call me Lappsed
Suddenatoaly dragon-Ninja-Rapist's emeger rom nohear and fly poo stewe griiffaoin
Proveing 12 year olds are the filthist people around
At this point the chapter stops.
Author's note: if I get 10000 reviews, I will write the next one.
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James
"Ok!" I said and then we got some food and wine and weapons and set off!
We appearated in Hogwats (yes I know that we can't normally appareate there but we're just that powerful ok!) where Dannika Malfoy was buried in teh Chamber of Secretes. There we met those Preps Britney, Professor McGoogle, Cornilea Fug, and Dolres Rumbridge! They had an armyu of Gryfindoor Posers and were redy 2 fite us!
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" They all said in a preppy and poser voice that sounded liek Avril Laving. Green bands of light came out from their wands but I opened a Plot Hole and they were all sucked up. Elminster then shot fireballs at them and Marisuthiel got out her knifes and stabbed them. They fled.
We continued on to teh Gryffindor drom where there were many posers waiting with Guns. Elminster put up a shield while I got out my own wand and began blasting them until they turned in2 confetti. Then we went to the restrooms where I blasted a pathway to teh Chaber of Secrets.
However, Dannika's tomb was guarded by........Miles Qwaritck!
"I'm sorry, but I can't let u ressureck Marisuthiel if u don't have scx with me first," he said lwedly.
"EWWWWW!!!! Ur old and wrinkly also U oppose teh Na'vi which is bad as teh serve teh High Queen of Mare Sues." Then I stabbed him with my sword and killed him and burnt his copes. I then began teh ritual to bring back Dannika Malfoy like Isis brought back Osiris (see I'm smrt as I can refrence ancient stuffs!).
Preps and Pozers tried to com in but Elmisntr and Marisuthiel killed tehm all. I finished my Ritual. Dannika was noe back to lif! She smiled gratefully and said: "Let's have a quickie and then we can leave."
"Ok" I said and we sexed 4 a bit and then we teleported away along with Enlamsiter and Marisuthiel.
Now for the next Sue, Esperanza Kirk!
Esperenza Kirk approached the podium. She was tall with long black hair spngled with silver glitter and golden highlights. She had curvs in all teh rite places and was dressed in a pale blue mini dress that bared 1 arm that had a tatoo. Teh tatoo said "Born to Kick Ass" in Klingon. "My...fellow Mary sues." she said confidinly. "Today...we have...joined togeter....en order 2...."
"STOP! STOP RITE NOW!!!!" screemed a gril with mousey brown hair and less than radient skin. She was wearing jeans and a t shirt she obvosly got from the cleerance secshun. "SHE IS AN IMPOSTER! IM ESPERANZA KIRK!!!"
"Get her out of heer!" snappt Esperanza athoritivly. "No way is tath ugly girl one of us!"
IM ESPERANZA KIRK!!!!" the ugly girl yelled as she was carryed away. "IM ESPERANZA KIRK!!!!!!111"
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
((OOC: I thought you were in the Hospital?))
I and Elimster were scrying on the meeting.
"Isn't Experanza Kirk dead?" I asked.
"Maybe she got ressurected by someone," Elminizter said.
"That's troo," said Marisuthiel. "Hey why dont we disgiuse ourselves so that we can see who is teh real 1?"
"Good Idea" I said and we then shapeshifted into Ultramarines and teleported onto the room.
"Ahh! GRIMDARK!" said the Esperanza on the podium. That Esperanza transformed into.............Q!
"Damn u yu destroyid my new project to take control of Stare Trek's Mary Sues." Q then lifted up his hands and tried to blast us. However, the gurl who tried 2 make ppl belive she was Ezperanza came in and said: "Not this day!" She transforemd into.......the real Esperanza!
"How did u com back to lif?" asked Marisuthiel.
"Q did it as a prank. He thought that he can remove all of my powers and make me harmless. But he didn't reckon with the fact that I'm a daugther of the High Queen of Mary Sues!" She lifted up a hand and zapped Q and banished him.
"Now," Esperaza said. 'We can ressurect my half-sister, Emerald Skywalker."
edited 25th May '11 4:03:49 PM by BadficFetish
Call me Lappsed
Fonntua Te Ly enraead dosen't cum back
Proveing 12 year olds are the filthist people around
We ate and drank and sexed and cleaned up then we slept. Then we opened a portal to the Satre Wars universe. Suddenly, an army of Ewoks attacked!
Teh Ewoks were throwing rocks and spears and making annoying sounds that were like blackboards being scratched by cat's claws. I was annoyed.
"Elmister kill them!" I said. Elminster got out a frieball and kiled them. Then we went to Emerald's tomb.
There we blah blah blah ritual and blah blah blah sexing and then we left.
"This is boring!" I shouted to Elminster. "Why can't u use an epic spell to bring me the bodies of the remaining Princesses of Mary Sues?"
"Why didn't u just say so?" said Elmanister. Then he, Marisuthiel, and Dannika combined their powers in one Epic incantation!
The five coffins of the rest of the Princesses rose up from the ground, and I did the ressurection rituals for all of them. Now my mission was done!
Then suddenly, there was a telepathic message from the High Queen of Mary Sues:
Amethyst! Help me! Teh Draka people have betrayed Mary Sutopia, allowing Aoshiro and his armies in!
edited 27th May '11 12:15:47 AM by BadficFetish
"Oh no!" I said. I, Elminster, and the Princesses of Mary Sues got out our weapons and opened a portal. Then we ran in!
Everything was Khaos. Draka peoples and Ultramarines and SACRED BAND I Is (they were originally SPARTAN-IIs but they got renamed because Aoshiro liked the Theban Sacred Band. However, Aoshiro didn't like Yaoi so they were turned into gals as well. Also he made a girl clone of Epaminondas just for the lulz) were running around.
"My beautiful homeland!" Marisuthiel cried. She got out her knifes and began killing Darkas and Ultramarines and SACRED BAND I Is. Meanwhile I and Elminster and Dannika prepared an Epic spell.
Suddenly, Talia Eragon (8th Princess of Mary Sues) gasped. She pointed her finger at the Mary Suetopian place, where Aoshiro had captured her mother, the High Queen of Mary Sues!
"Noooooooo!!!!!!" I said. If Aoshiro kileld her and sacrificed her to gain power over The Multiverse, I won't be promoted to Princess of Mary Sues in Samantha's place!
I broke off from the Epic spell and flew towards Aoshiro, followed by Esperanza Kirk, Topaz Cullen (5th Princess of Maru Sues), and Carla Norris (9th Pricness of Mary Sies). We killed lots and lots of mooks on our way. Finally, we confronted Aoshiro who had tied up the High Queen to a marble slab.
"Stop right there!" I saod. "I, Amethyst Montana-Russo, challenge you into a battle!"
In response, Aoshiro lifted up his Zanpaktou that can cast Harry Potter spells, and said: "AVADA KEDAVRA BANKAI!"
edited 31st May '11 10:33:43 PM by BadficFetish
((OOC: I'm leaving the site for good. I initially joined in order to participate in the now-defunct So Bad It's Good RP, and later this thread. However, it feels more like a hassle than it's worth, especially with Game Spazzer and cygnavamp gone. Besides, I'm running out of ideas.))
((OOC: Oh sorry, forgot to delete my account.))
The Beta Male
Alas, I return far too late. :P
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Same here. It was fun, though! Should we start another badfic thread?
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
Eclipse the Moon
"And then Frankenstein came and killed them all. Restoring all peace and balance in the world"
"The End"
The only way this badfic could have ended.
edited 14th Oct '11 3:58:48 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
The Beta Male
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Sure, why not?
I'll get right on it.
EDIT: Done!
edited 14th Oct '11 11:35:01 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
"Who?" asked Jojo.
"I am Princess Cecilia Serenity Larkspur Mockingjay Miley Tsunami, the most bootyfull girl in New Jersey! I am also very exteemly scarey and no one can swing a kitana better than I could. However, I was sad because my father wanted me to marry a entergalactik talaporter operater. 'I will only marry for luv!' I deklared. Upon hearing this, Daddy lawked me inside a crooz misul with only a Mursadies Benz for company. 'I don't have to take this!' I desided. I made my escape using a rope made out of Holy Water and here I am."
"Cool story, bro." said Jojo. "Optimus, attack!" Optimus grabbed her by her snuck up behind her and grabbed her by her long, vibruntly violet flecked with gold hair. Was this the end of Princess Cecilia Serenity Larkspur Mockingjay Miley Tsunami?
"Unhand her now!" Cecilia looked up to see a beautiful man with silky hair, intins eyes and a hunky-looking body. He was pointing a dildo at Cecilia assailant.
"What are you going to do, MOTHERFUCKER?" sneered Optimus, about to snap the princess' swanlike neck.
"Let the girl go and I'll show you!" said the sparkly rescuer. Cecilia was amazed by the skill of this warrior. He could move faster than a giraffe. Soon, the bad guys were driven off, and it was just the warrior and the princess. "Are you lickable?" he asked. Cecilia could only faynt into his arms. "My name is Edward. What's yours?"
"I am Princess Cecilia Serenity Larkspur Mockingjay Miley Tsunami, and I'm in love with you! Will you marry me?"
"No. But I'd like to smack taht bitch up sometime."
"OK!"
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!