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(OOC: Super Ultra Crossover Wonder Powers Activate! Form of: A Crossover AU Crossover Fic! *FWOOSH!* Yes, I'm done now.)

SN: this chappie took me awile i hope u liek it. and 2 V Ict0r 50: if u osnt lick it them sotp reding no 1 is making u u DICK! enjoy !

Wen i got ther their I saw that the star was relly carying an Evil looking man who loked evil and he laffed manianinicly. He had glowing Amber eye's and an evil smile of while perls. He sed hahahaha i hav kidnaped ur sister Aryll Yagami ans you msut come to my kingdom In The Heveans to save her, or my name isent Stukoh Mandohr! Then he climbe on his star and felw away!

No! I sed. First my parent's, but I coundtstand to Lose my sister! How wood I Get up their!

"i can help" said a voise by my neez.

"I looked down and saw a small pink marmallow. He also had a star liek Stukohs!

"If u defet the evil man i wil help u sav ur sister" he sed in a kowaii (AN: kowaii means cute) voise.

Okay ! " I sayd amd i hopped on his waRp star and we took off into The sky!

(OOC: Fun fact: "Kowaii" actually means scary, as opposed to "Kawaii" — couldn't resist. Whacha think, too rushed? Oh yeah, and the random last name swap is intentional.)

edited 7th Nov '10 10:34:06 PM by GameSpazzer

((OOC: Only somewhat.))

We flw up into space and began pursuing Stuko Mandfer. His Star Shaped Spaceship was firing lazers at us but we were firing bac. The Space Police were there too and they were firing at nowhere. There was also a Na'vi Chosen of Mystra that was using spells to go up to teh air and he got shot down for teh poloce.

Then suddenly.........Indigo and Arthur were there, using a magic bubble tu fly in2 spess!

"Aryll's my sister nut urs! We canut be boifriend and girlfirend if Arryl's ur sister bcus that's wrung."

"Oh rite I 4got" I said. I den cursed under my breath and teh curse came tu lif and attacked Stukoh's Spaceship. Teh engine exploded! The spaceship began tu spiral into teh moon and I shoutid: "Oh No!1 Aryll who I tough was my sister but was actually Indigo's will be killed!" and followed them in teh Pink Mashmallows ship.

We then zoomed towards the surface and then the spaceship crashed! I, Indigo, teh Pink Mashmallow, and Arthur landed on the surface (Arthur used his Fanfic Author Powers to make air in space) We then drew out guns using magic and approched Stukov.

"Wait! I had good resons 4 bringing u here!" said him.

"O RLY?" Indigo shouted wildely. "Why would we trust U, Stukoh Mandohr?!1"

"Because.....I'm nit really Stu Kommador!" Then he removed his mask and it wuz really........Hei from Darker Than Black!

Ur adopted parents Jacen and Daala ar bulding factories in Neo-Venezia! And they're pollution factories designed by Looten Plunder!

Tehn Vreska cam wit a magenta powah rin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teh power rang repersant SADNESS and REMORSE becouse Vriska wuz feelin dat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kerbeh tehn usd hyper bem and killd her.

Oh no! We all said and we helped repair Hei's ship. Then we ate some fishsticks and we then went to Neo-Venezia. I went in the Pink Marshmallow's spaceship, Indigo got some armour that can let her breth and move in space (as Arthur went to Hei's spaceship instead and cannot use his Fanfic Author powers), Aryll who was a vampire used Blood Magic to get in space.

We all traveled lesiurely and speedily towards the planet. When we arrived there, we saw a surprisig sight......Jacen & Daala had turned their city into a polluted waistland with their pollution factories!

"Not only that" said Hei. "Jacen and Daala R also hunting Whaladons who also liv in Neo-Venezia and do business there especially in Wall Street and Construction and they had a magic guild just like Fairy Tail from the anime Fairy Tail but better esxept that their magic is taken away by pollution which was bad."

"That's Horrible!1" said Aryll. "I will kill then and suck their blood like a Vampir does!1"

"Me too only I'm not a vampitr but a Wizard." sed Indig.

"They fail economics forever." said Arthur.

"Who cares about that?" I said. "Let's go!"

Then we went.

((OOC: Redid Arthur's statement as it made him too much of the wrong kind of Wesley for my liking.))

edited 18th Nov '10 1:51:28 AM by BadficFetish

(OOC: We never said what planet we're on! For shame!)

AN: this chappie is fir make charavters better

we looked aroind at what was once a bveutiful and verdent SR388 but was nw pollured by polution factories!!!1111 therewas a big factroy up ahed and we decided to destroy it wirth EXPOLSIONS so the other factorys would leve. "Lets go" sad and we all chargd forwar stelthily.

First i sunk into the air ducks and then took out the security camers so Arthur could be out watchdog. Than Indigo used majic to conjur duck tape and she amde a dictracion than used ninja moves to stab the gards. Than aryll set them up the bomb (AN: geddit) and than they left.

I pressd the buton.

"BOOM!!!!11111" Teh Factory exploded! But the other factories kept polluting cause Jacen and Daala were stupid and didn't know that theyre profits were less because the bigggest factory exploded. Not only that, but there was a giant whaling fortress where Jacen and Daala hunted Whaladons!

"Okay, that's it!!!" I said. "We will have to smack some sense into them!1"

We flew up to teh fortress and began destroying it. I was a Shinigami and I was firing Harry Potter spells from my zanpaktou. Indigo was using a magic armour with Gunz and was also using Dragon powers like Natsu but beter. Arthur was using his author powers to erase the factory machines and Pink Marshmallow was eating the Smockstacks. Hei used electricity because that's his power.

There was a penthouse on top of d whaling fortess. We went there. We broke the pinthouse windows secretly and went in. We killed the penthose guards that we encountered. In the penthouse we saw a room just like this one◊ where they turned the Whaladons into food. Some of the Whaladons were still clothed liek businessmen and constriction workers and wizards.

"Nooo!!111" said Het and Aryll. "How dhare they kill such worderous creatures and businessppl?" Aryll sed: "I will suk their blud bcus they suck!" And then Aryll used Vicissitude to animate the skin and teh blubber into golems that followed her like n army.

We burst in2 Jacen and Daala's room!

"How dar u do this!" I said to them.

"Ya, how dare U?" said Aryll bloodily.

"We wur just-we were just trying to mak more money so that we can repay our debt tu u Aoshiro" Jacen said lyingly.

"U R NUT TELLING TH TRUTH!!!!!!!11111" I said loudly. I got out may Zanpaktou that can use Harry Poter spells ans said: "Crucio!"

edited 10th Nov '10 12:57:04 AM by BadficFetish

Jacen scremed exep he didnt becuz he Was in to much Pain. Then he said "okay! i will tell u wy we r being evil!"

"It is really becase we work for some one bhind the senes who is in charge we Are just his pupets. ! "

Who is this person." i asked. "i do not no he Never showed us his face." i new he was tell the truth Becuz i have a power that shos when ppl r lying/

I turnd 2 Indigo and Aryll. "we will keep having problems until ew go afer thw sorse!"

Indigo made a funny joke about polution and Aryll laffed. it mad me hapyp that she was so innosent and Happu.

Suddinley, Arthur burst in2 teh Room panting! eh sed, "Get out here now!"

Suddenly, Looten Plunder burst in! With an army of Black Lanterns! "Oh No! said everyone. We got out our weapons and I sad:

"So, are U the purson behing this, or just a pawn like in Checkers?"

"No I am not, Aoshiro Hitsugayt. I am merly another servant of teh mystery villain!" Then he got out a gun and began shooting! Teh Black Lanterns also attacked!

There was a big fite. I slahed them with my sword and Indigo used Ice Magic and Aryll used Vampir powers and Hei used Electric. But teh Black Larnterns were too many/1!!

Jacen and Daala hid behind desk.

Indigo got out a golden key and said: "I open thee, gate of teh Sorcer! Hermes Trismergestus! Then a Xorcerer came out and began blasting teh Black Lanterns!

But there were still too many enemies! And then we looked at teh Black Lanterns and saw that two of them wur.......Sakura Kinimoto and Li Syaoran!!!!1

Then teh Black Lanturns used magic on us! "Ahh!" Every1 screamed.

"We havf to ger away!" I said. "But we will still haf our revenge!" The we dissapered in a flash of magic...along with Jacen and Daala!

Minutes Later

We were on Olympus Mons where we had a lair. Jacen & Daala wur there 2 and on Operating tables.

Now prepare to be tortured even tho you already gave the info, which Hei knew about already (he told us only after we teleported)! I laughed evilly and Arthur looked at me disapprovingly but hid it.

"Double Crucio!" I shooted, befinning teh torture.

((OOC: It actually makes sense that Olympus Mons and Neo-Venezia are on the same planet, as ARIA takes place on a future version of Mars. Miscellaneous facts aside, have fun!))

edited 11th Nov '10 5:05:44 AM by BadficFetish

NNOOOOOO!!!!111 sooted Daala. e jumpd out da way and begin attacing Arhur. He used a magickal speel yo knock him down and begin to attak him with his sword.

(I have no what's going on, but I'll jump in anyway)

(OOC: Fine by me. More people means more ideas, which are always appreciated.)

Indigo jumped and then got out her wand to shot spels at Daala to help Arthur. She shot lazors out of her Sword, and the indigo blocked with wang and then kept Fighing! ecept she coundnt becuz She only had a wand so Arthur used his author powerz to sord fitg her!

But......... in all the Confuson, Jacen got awy!

"oh shit now he will go and warn whover is in charg even thoug he Doen't no who he is!" saud Aryll Yaagmi sexxaly.

i herd a bang and turn around — arthur had made her hed expold withhis uthor powerz

"NUUUUUUUUUU!!!11111"i cryd sadly "u kild my mother i hate u even tho she's not my real mom and She treted us liek shit and she Was relly evil al alongWRYYYYYYYYY!1one" then i was all beter and not sad ne more.

"We must go and find him! " i sad. "We ant let him tel the persin on top! "

Off we go on our Adventure!" Sad Aryll we turne to leve.

Ten tArhur sed "Uh, guys? Wh-what should I do with the body? We can't just leave it here, right? Right? Guys!?"

AN: lol tiem 4 a sidkwest!

edited 12th Nov '10 1:01:19 PM by GameSpazzer

Well et it cus we r vamprs! i sed happyily. Sadly, i walked ovar 2 da bodi and pokked it.

Ewww grass sed Arlly. Letsa go! she shouted and walked away

Outside we sae a magickla unicorn. It was pretty a white like betiful snow, and had flowers in its hair, it's rider was riding it gracefally.

Hallp I'm Samantha Elric! she sed, walk over 2 us with her sword.

((OOC: Hello there, nielymoon! The badfic begun on the last post on Page 11, and is the sequel to another, longer badfic that begun on Page 6.))

Anyway... we got ridd of the body by cremating it. I pointed my zanpaktou that can use Harry Potter spells and said: "Incendio!" It burned like a bonfire.

The we turned to Samantha and saif: "How cane we help u?"

Samantha said: "I am the daugther of teh High Queen of Mary Sues, and I cam tu ask u 4 help. Sosuke Aizen has overthroun Soul Society and is invading Tokyo! And the protagonists of Black Lagoon r his new Arrancar!1"

Oh no!" I said and I told Hei and the Pink Marshmallow who helped me catch up to him in the first place that: "We need ur spaceships at once!"

So we got on their spaceships and sailed back towards Tokyo. There we found Stonehenge and Tokyo Tower being attacked by Hollows! There was lots of fire and burning and screaming and dieing. We got out of teh spaceships and said: NOOOOOOO!!!!!11111111111"

We went to where Aizen was and told him: "U will dit for this!"

"O RLY?" Siad Aixen. "New Arrancar, cum out!1"

And then Revy, Rock, Dutch, and Benny attacked us! An they had Arrancar powers!

EDIT

I fought Revy with my Shinigami powers, Indigo fought Rock with Fairy Tail magic (the magic armour one), Arthur fought Dutch with his Fanfic Author powers and Aryll fought Benny with her Vampire powers. Hei and Samantha helped too!

Then Aizen said: "It's a good thing I'm not the Man Behind the Man this time, or I would have suffered like Daala did. Secret Weapon, come out!"

Then the Na'vi Chosen of Mystra from before attacked Samantha from behind! And he also wasn't the Big Bad!

((OOC: The one truly behind this is Kazukata Muraki, who also had a part on the other fic. I have my own plans for him, as well as Arthur. In the meantime, have fun!))

edited 13th Nov '10 3:03:13 AM by BadficFetish

Teh waz a kitteh named Narm, who wash so kwuute that it eated thar tablez and dided. Narm waz eating Can Haz cheezeburgers and then it went "9554oh knoes"

((OOC: Completely forgot about Jacen and the sidequest involving him. Sorry. I'll remedy that in a future plotline.))

Hei and Samantha's fight

Ahh!" said Samanther as the Navi Chosen of Mystra attacked her with spells like from Order Of The Stick. Hei tried to help her by stabbing knifes on teh Nav'i but there was a magic shield that blocked it.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!1111" Teh Chosen of Mystra laffed maliciously. "U will all dit!" And them he began casting mor spellz and Hei and Smantha scremed in paine. But teh Unicorn that Samanthan was ridding on when she first met our group charged in & Back Stabbed teh Navi!

"U bastrad!" Said the Na'vi Chosen of Mystra. Then he disintegrated the Unicron!

Nuuuuu!!!!!!!!!1111111 Said Salmontha. She got out a sword made from Moonsilver and whose hilt had pink gems that are like Philosopher's stones only not mad from human souls (bcus that's badd!). She grew Agnelic wings and began figthing the Navi chosen of Mystra! Hei helped too.

My Fight

I fought against Revy which was hard because she was a Pirate and had guns becuase she was a pirate. I pointed my zanpaktou that can shot Harry Potter spiels at her and said: "BANKAI!" My zanpaktou was a Dragon that can transform in2 any Harry Potter spell and I ordered it to transform into Incendio.

"BOOM!" There was a large explosion as the Incendio Dragon Bankai attacked. But Revy was still alive! I got out my Zanpaktou again and said: "EXPELLIARMUS BANKAI!" My sword turned into a Dragion again and attacked Revy, making her lose her guns. Then I cut her head off with my zanpakto and she died.

Indigo's Fight

Rock was using Psychic Powers that he got frum bing an Arrncar while Indigo was using Magic armour and Weapons. Rock was moving rocks while Indigo had a Blade On A Stick just like Grey Knights have but smaller.

Indigo also used Ice Magic liek Gray's! She made a Sandworm and crashed it onto Rock. But Rock survived and said intelligently: "Stop trying to be flashy."

That maid Indigo angry and she killed Rock by creating an Ice Catle like from Kingdom Hearts and bashing him on teh noggin wid it!

Arthur's Fight

Arthur used his Fanfic Author powers to stab Giant Pencils into Dutch but the Arrancar Pirate survived as he was an Arrancar Pirate. Then Dutch began shooting again and arthur had to block using his fanfic Author powers. Then Arthur said: "Retcon Bomb!"

A green and white shockwave extended out of Arthur's hands and suddenly, Dutch was implaed by giant pencils again, but dead! Arthur then waited for the other battles to stop while humming the Baccano theme song.

Aryll's Fight!

Aryll used her Vampir powers against Benny. Benny wasn't a figther in teh original canon but had Psychic Powers like Rock now. He got his computers and began streaming Yaoi into Aryll's brain!

But Aryll liked Yaoi so she pretended to be in pain so that she can get more Yaoi streamed to her brain. Then she used her Blood Magic to stream Celebrian tinto Benny's brine!

Benny died.

Now only Aizen was left!

edited 16th Nov '10 3:34:01 AM by BadficFetish

(OOC: Hiatus is due to SEGA making Sonic and the Black Knight damn near unplayable, forcing me to divert extra time and energy into beating it. And not laziness. Nope. Not at all. Also, our Stu needs more chicks fawning over him.)

I turned 2 Aizen and made dramatec pose. He turnd 2 faec me and his eyes Were ful of defiense. sense we were evinly mached with a Blade even tho i was bettr than him, so we thre Our Sords Too the sied and began 2 circol ech othor. i sad "Aizen u r Evil!"

"No I Am Not, becuz i am making a better worl!" he spitted at me.

Indigo was nervis and Samantha had stoped flying and was watching also she was scared but i asnt. Arthur was chering me on and saying u can do it! to me a lot.

I said, "only for u!"

He was so supprised at my deep and penitrating remark That he hesatated for A Moment to long becuz I flash steped foward and broke him his neck!

"Samatha sed I love u Aoshiro plz make luz 2 me!"

I said no becuz I only just met her.

"Its becuz i hav wings, isnt it!" She cryed. "They ar ugly!"

I told her "No ur wings maek u unike!"

She beemed at me. "U relly think So?"

I sid, "yes ido."

Later Indigo cam up to me and sad what is there betwen u and Samantha!"

I said suprised "nothing we r frends"

She sad okay, but didnt beleve me I think.

AN: lol wat do u thinks wil hapen with ingido and Sam? Plz revew kthx.

((OOC: I originally intended to set up Sam with Hei, but that's no obstacle to the love triangle, as they're all going to end up in an orgy sooner or later.))

Romantic Hijinx Chapter!

To add insult tu injury we took over Aizen's mansion in Hueco Mundo. All the Arrancar were dead becuz Aizen failed to take over Tokyo which is teh center of the universe as u remembert. I had no home anymore so I lived there with Indigo and Samantha and Hei and Pink Marshmallow.

Aryll stayed with Indigo's parents as they were good parents and not bad while Artur along with his parents had to work on a bakery becuz Badfic author is a race not a proffesion (and if it was it's not a paying one so F- u!).

The mansion had a garden and guns and rockets and electric fences just in case we were attacked. It had lasers too. We had lots of food and gold and tv so we were all very happy. Then....

We were all eating aroung a large banquet table liek that used by nobles and aristocarts for banquets and celebrations. There was lots of steak (made using magic so no caws have to dit) and wine and foods that rich guys eat except Whaldons becuz that's bad and they make money in teh Stock Exchange and Construction and Majic guilds (Hei and Arthur told me so ok!).

Suddenly....Samantha came in wearing a red dress! She said Eratically: "Aoshiro, plz bi my date 4 this evening." Then she made a seductive gesture at me.

"I nu u wir a Slot!" said Indigol who got out a Golden key just like Lucy's but better. She looked ferocuiosly and angrily at Indigo!

Samantha said: "I will fig u for his luv!" She got out her sword but didn't have Angel wings anymore becus she was going to humielate Indigo not kirr her.

"Then Ur on!" said Indigo and she began figting Sameotha with Magic! They fought and fought and pisces of clothing droped off. Hei then turned his face in my direction and said: "Samantha is so hut can u help me sedouse her?" he implored Badass Decayly.

Okay! I said and we went off to teh Library 4 some sedousion tips!

((OOC to Nielymoon: Aoshiro will never engage in necrophilia. Not because he has standards, but because he just finds 'cosensual' sex to be more satisfying.))

edited 18th Nov '10 8:35:42 AM by BadficFetish

I and Hei wnt through sleeves and shelves of books but all we could find were books wroten by Aizen about how to become stronger which was good for me but not for Hei. Then we found a book whose cover was pink and purple and had hearts on it. It was marked: Tips on how to seduce the Daugther of the High Queen of Mary Sues.

It said: To gain teh love of teh Daugther of the High Quen of Mary Sues, U must either get teh Flower of Oplaescence from the Mountain of Destny or ger a bag of gold and jewells.

Wait a sec!" I said happily. "I have that!" I brought out a bag of gold and Jewls that Aizen kept in his Mansion. Now u can seduce Samantha! I said to Hei.

Meanwhile on Earth

Arthur was doing inventory in the family Bakery, writing on his notepad. It had been an unusually good sale today, and he had to know if there were enough supplies for tommorow. There was still plenty of flour, but the baking soda was a little-

"Thwack!" went the sound of black tendrils colliding against a shield of energy that covered Arthur's back. The Fanfic Author sent beams of green-white light to the source of the threat, but found them deflected in turn by a shield of Dark Magic.

"So, it seems our little Badfic Author will put up a struggle."

It was.......The Wizards of the Black Circle!

Aryll was enjoying Video Games when several Heartless emerged from the shadows to tackle her. It was only her Vampire senses that allowed her to avoid being incapacitated and turn the tables on her attackers, destroying them on the spot.

"What do u want?" Aryll said rudely.

"Hello there, Aryll," said Jacen from the shadows. "I see Aoshiro and Indigo aren't here. That only leaves you and the Banfic Author, I'm afraid." He then lit a lightsaber.

Aryll created a sword using the ability to manipulate her own blood. She then cried out: "Bring it, dirtvall!"

edited 22nd Nov '10 2:57:06 AM by BadficFetish

"And forsooth!"

Out from the thorny, crimson rosebushes came the true hero of the piece, Jimmy-Bob Jackson. As he gestured towards them with the passion of a cat in heat, he proclaimed to the heavens...

"Stop thou cheery nonsense! T'is time for much seriousness! Thou thou thoughts are wrong and stupid, thus proving one a ninnyhead!"

(OOC: Needs more Purple Prose. And lame attemps at humor. Maybe some actual humor, too. Feh, whatever works.)

Then Jimmy lokked arund and saw that only Sam and Idido was their he sady, "zounds!"

Then indigo trund and looked at Hime With Her Deep passonate indigo eyes with ruby red apple flecks, unconshesly fliking her hiar 2 ! Side in a showy yet modest manner and sad in her warm, rich, voice that sounded like honey Covered In razors, "the main charicter isnt her right now, so u will hav 2 wate patently to fight him 4 his screen tiem."

Jimmy was suprised, but he was expecting it, so he sadokay miladY!" And then he Sat Dow. 2 play sum video gams with Samantha and Ingido.

BANG!

Arthur ducked behind a counter as a bolt of magic smashed through the bakery window, setting a nearby table ablaze. He sat there for a moment, hardly daring to breathe.

Think, damn it, think! Okay, relax, assess the situation, and formulate a plan of attack. First thing's first... where's Aryll? I left her with Indigo, but thanks to a plot hole, I'm pretty sure she's with Samantha right now, so that means... she's alone.

Arthur blanched.

"Shit."

Another table went flying.

Things were not looking good for either of them at the moment. If he could just find a good, solid weapon.... He tucked his writing pad inside his jacket and cast his eyes around the room desperately.

"Stop having an inner monologue and fight me already, worm!" screeched a voice.

Arthur's eyes landed on his salvation, and he grinned. Perfect.

Arlyl fout the evol Jacen with a blud sord wich aws liek a normal sord only made of blood. Becuz it was a blud sord.

She fired vampir lasrs at him and then usd seagulls 2 peck at his eys, but e set tehm on fier bcuz he was evil. This made aryll very sad.

"Hahahahahaha! " he laffed evily, "do u no wat is hapening ot ur frend arthor rite now!!"

Aryl sed "him? That preppe losr isnt my frend"

Jacen stoopd laffing "wait srsly?"

"Ya.

"...."

"Whatevr. Who cars"

"Agred"

They went bac 2 fiting!

(OOC: It is just me, or does this chapter sound terribly forced?)

edited 23rd Nov '10 4:58:26 PM by GameSpazzer

I did this impromptu, and this is like, a one shot set up to not be a one shot. Yeah. So no relevance to the "plot" of the actual badfic in this thread.

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AN: Anyone that doesn't like this can go die. ALL of my friends (I have like 1000! That's probably like 10000 more than you have LOL you don't even have one friend if your reading this) and even my teacher (HE WENT TO FUCKING HARVARD) said that I was the best writer they had ever seen so stfu.

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I sat in my room listening to some music. I think it was raining but I didn't care because I was rocking out when I heard someone at the door. I had to put on my clothes really fast (I was naked but I don't care because I think I have a really hot body) and then I answered the door. Suddenly, I saw this guy in front of me in the door. He was so tall and amazing that I got all hot inside. He had perfect brown-green (he died it) hair and his body was buff like a six pack. He had the face of a horse but a really good-looking horse that was human but he didn't look like a horse except I bet something in his pants was (LOL I'm not sick, I'm just curious and it was huuuuge!) I didn't know his name and he said, "I think I love you. I am Johnny Darko. (AN: T Hats my favourite movie EVERR!! and I spellled favourite the england way because it's high class and sophisticated like me!"

I nearly started crying. I didn't know him but I loved him too because I knew I loved him and I could only feel love between us. "I love you too." I spluttered out. I think my contacts to make my eyes the same color because everyone loves my eyes because they're like two different colors but no one likes me for who I am but I don't give a shit. He grabbed me by the chin and I went closer and we were about to kiss until my boyfriend walked in. My boyfriend was not as hot so I just gave him the middle finger because he wasn't as hot as Johnny. Then, Johnny had to leave but before that, we almost had sex except we didn't.

"I heard that your ex killed himself last night." My friend Natascha was super hot, and I was bi so I thought she was super hot too but I liked guys more.

"LMAO, he is pathetic. That is why I broke up with him, BECAUSE HE IS UGLY!!!" And we both laughed because we knew it was true. Then, Natascha who was completely straight looked me in the eye and said, "I can't say this but I am. I love you." And her voice started cracking. "I don't know if I love you but I can make you feel loved ;)" so then we started making out. I grabbed her black-blonde hair as we stared in each other's eyes and saw ourself in it and we looked so hot, but people started hating so we decided to beat up this stupid guy (AN: FUCK YOU KYLE) who was being stupid in front of us.

Then... Johnny came and he saw us!! He didn't know what to do but he asked, "Can I join in ;))))"?

TO BE CONTINUED

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THERE WILL BE A LOT OF SEX IN THE NEXT CHAPTER. I THINK you will get REALLY REALLY hot inside from it because I'm a really good writer. Should I continue? LOL I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING APPROVAL I'M GONNA CONTINUE BITCHES. My teacher says that this is better than some Harry Potter shit and I don't read it because I can write better and I only wrote this in like, 2 days! So, hate all you want, but there are going to be like 10000000 positive reviews and your negative review (to all you haters) will be gone and you'll die because they love me and hate you.

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I died a little writing that.

edited 23rd Nov '10 5:24:39 PM by HairWhippedByHair

(OOC: That feeling is a rite of passage, Hair Whipped By Hair. And the scars... they... they never go away. [sobs]

By the way, to the people on the Aoshiro story: I was bored, and I had this idea. I may or may not turn this into an actual fanfic later on, but I figured I might as well give myself an example of how not to do it.)

Hi my name is light Yagami I have deep Chocolate/Honey/Amber/Golden/Ruby/Cinnamon/foor-or-rock-used-as-a-synonym-for-friggin-BROWN eyes and *aforementioned* colored Hare and slim pale hads with tapperd fingrz that r good At Riting Things And One Day I was setting outsid on the proch thinking deep Thots and the sudenlyh I saw a notbook fal form the sky i sed to myself "liek no way" and went to Pick it up.

Sumhow bcuz i was a genus I new the notbook killd pplz and I was liek "OMG I WILL KILL BAD PPL AND MAEK WORLD A BETR PLACE" also I was suspishus of recent spike in Crime rAte but i was smart so fuk u flamers.

Then my dad sed lol this was a test and u r relly a robot and I was liek NO OMFG RELLY " then I was sad. Then my dad sed YES AND SO WAS L LAWLIGHT! " he sadi triumphelphly.

I sed o no tjen it was all a drem!

OR WAS IT! Lev revews plz kthx also firts fic and I am dislexik so b nice!!!!!!!

(OOC: The things that come out of my brain... they scare me sometimes....)

edited 25th Nov '10 3:35:35 AM by GameSpazzer

((OOC: I had a long, detailed post being written, but the page (which had several tabs open) suddenly froze and I'm trying to salvage it. I failed. The new page was started from scratch.))

I and Hei wnt back up to teh dining room where we saw.....that the figth had stopped! We were surprised by this as last time we saw them Indigo and Samantha were so angry and furious and fishes of clothing were being scattered around the room. "What happened?" I asked.

"Oh a challengor fur ur position came inside teh mansion but we told him u weren't here and so we played Video games while we waited." Said Indigo.

"What?!" I said angrily and furiously.

"Aoshiro Hitsugayt!" yelled the Challenger. "I am Jimmy-Bob Jackson, champion of Darkness and Edgyness! Fall before me or die!"

"I'M ALREADY DARK AND EDGY!" I shouted. I was going to launch an Avaja Kedbra at him but suddenly, my iPhone rang! It said: "Come to Tokyo at once!"

Arthur grabbed a nearby rolling pin, shouted: "Nature Retcon!" and threw it at the Wizards. It swiftly de-aged into an oak tree in midflight, crashing against the enemy's shields and creating a shower of sawdust and splinters to temporarily hide everything from view. The fourteen-year old then reached into his jacket and pulled out a cellphone.

"Aoshiro, come to Tokyo at once!" he called. He didn't remember typing in the numbers, but he knew that his Fanfic Author powers would still ensure his call got through.

He then took out some yeast and yelled: "Improvised Monster Creation Spell!", causing several giants to come into being and begin a scuffle with the enemy.

"You cannot win, Badficcer. Surrender!" cried one of the wizards.

Arthur transformed his jacket into a duplicate of himself to decive the attackers, then teleported to the rooftops. I need to buy more time for all of us... he tought.

Ahh!" Sed Aryll as Black Ligthning came out from Jacen's hands and hit her. Her sword fell out and dissolved bac int2 blood.

"If you don't want to hear what happend to the Author, then perhaps u would liek to her about what happened to your parents!" Jacen laffed diabloly. "Stormtroopers, Com out!"

Stormtroopers then came out and Aryyl's Parents were tied up, and there were bruises on their facses!

"NO!" Aryll cried out.

"They will be shot if u don't surrender!" Said Jacen. Arylly can tell that Jecn was a perv and was planning bad things for her except nut as his master wanted her intact and threthened to kill Jacen if he tried anything.

Jacen laughed and Aryll cried. Then.....Pink Marshmallow landed on his spaceship! And he had a Pink lightsaber!

((OOC: Made several edits.))

edited 24th Feb '11 1:14:10 AM by BadficFetish

(OOC: Believe it or not, I actually wasn't setting this up in advance, but I think it turned out rather nicely. Go figure.)

Aoshiro reched for his zanpaktou and he and Hei And Sam and indigo all rushed 4 tha dooir. Jimmy cvam 2 folow. " I am coming 2 acompay Thee! "

Aoshiro turned Around angerly. "No fuk u u spotlit stealing thef! He sad "after i help thee resolv this smal fite then we will will fight to see who is shivlerus enuff to fight yon Big Bad. the faster this Is Ovr, the betr it wil be 4 both of us." So I let him cum. But first we played sum supr smash brothers

Ingido then teleported us 2 a samll cafè in Tokyo.

Arthur glanced up from his lukewarm cocoa and scowled. "Took you guys long enough."

"U shud b thankful we r her so what is The matter!?" Sad samantha!

"I was ambushed. And from what I can tell, so was Aryll. I left a copy to draw them off," he said, rubbing his neck nervously, "but they'll notice something's up soon." He drained his coffee and smashed the cup in frustration. "The sooner we find Aryll, the sooner we beat those Wizards, and, via interrogation of said wizards, find out who's behind this once and for all."

ZOMG sed Hei we need to rescue ur syster ingido-

"No u do not!" Cam a clever reply from the doorway.

It was........... aryll! And the pink marshmellow! And they wer both covered In Blood!

This guy showd up and saved me Jacen ataked me btw and now he is ded" she said smugly.

Indigo hugd her sistr and sed "that was kind of a cop out fite."

Jimmy sad HARK it WAS LOEL(AN:lol geddit laff oute loud)

"Sooooo" sed Hei in a kawaii yet sensitiv way."I got u thes gems and Golds for u Sam" he held out the Bag

Sam sed lol ur so nice hei. ""

"Not that you guys have ever listened to me," began Arthur vitrolicly, "but if I had to create a distraction, I'd send one team out as though they were the main characters, and have whoever's tracking us fol-"

Oh yah ur parents r outsid they will b keeping wach" sed the pink marSHMello

Indigo went bak to cat fiting with Sam. Hei pratfalld in exasperaton and so did arthur bcuz that is funny.

Then Jimmy loked at Aoshiro and sed i beliv we hav a character niche to fite over. "

After leding the Wizrds out to da midle of nowere, teh copy was a jecket again!

"NUUUUUU WE R TRIKED TRIKED!" Sed the he'd wizrd. "But rest asured, we will hunt u down.... Muahaahahhahahahahaha! "

((OOC: So many ideas.))

Hello tehre dis is Indigo Yagami and this is my point of view! Aoshiro is busy figthing with that Jimmy purson so I'll be ur narrator trmporarily! I hope u have fun!

Anyway Sam and I stopped figthing becuz Sam luved Hei now and not Aoshiro so we're nor Rivalz anymore. I began a spell to make duplicates of us but then Arthur said: "No wait, that isn't going to work anymore. They must have seen through the jacket ploy by now."

"What do u suppose I should do then?!!!1" I aksed angroly.

"I forgot to mention this, but this cafe also sells tea leaves, which we can use for Divination."

"Deviation? Professor Trevolvy taught me that!" said Samantha. She took out a Crystal ball made of Blue Diamond like the Hope Diamond only not bad luck cause that is bad. She began staring to it with her rainbow eyes until it glowed.

"I found them!" Samantha said perkily.

"That is good!" said I and Aryll. Teh four of us then teleported to where the Wizards of the Black Circle were!

4 all those who haven't wotched Winx Club, here r a descerption of their powers and their abilitys.

Ogron, their leader, can absorb Magic to make hiself stronger. His cronies Duman, Anagan, and Gantlos can Shapeshift, use Super-Speed, and create Sound waves. They all have access to Dark Lazers and Shields.

I fought Ogron becuz I'm teh leader now, Arthur fought Duman, Aryll fought Anagan, and Samantha fought Gantlos. Hei was there too but he was only back up.

"U will die 4 killing Nabu u bastrad!" I shooted at Ogron. Then I brehted fire on him but he absorbed it. That wizzard then got out a beam of Laser but I pot on some magic armour that deflected Lazer bac at him. Take rhat, dirtball! I tought. Then I got out sum whips!1111"

Arthur got out energy knifes and was throwing them at Duman, who bcame a giant pterodactyl thingy. Then he made Giant Pencils and Ballpens come out and attack him. Duman kept flying away so Arthur made a net! Then Duman turned into a Komodo Dragon and bit off the net! Oh noez!

Aryll was using Super-Speed as well liek Anagan and they were duelling fast! Aryll got out a Scythe made of blud and was attacking. Then Anagan made a magic shield! Then they began trading spells and making smoke and craters upon teh ground. Aryll then used Red Ligthning at Anagan! But teh wizard wuz still alive!

Samanyta got out a sword and slashed at Gantlos (no nut that way) but the wizard just used a Sound attak! "Ahh!" Samantha said as she fell. Then she grew Angel wings! She flue up and said: "You will diet, evoul scum!" Then she attacked!

((OOC: Can you postpone the enemy's defeat until my next post? I have something special planned for The Reveal, but I need them reasonably intact to accomplish it. I hope I'm not a bother!))

edited 25th Nov '10 7:55:38 AM by BadficFetish

(OOC: Can do! Let's see how cheesy I can make the fight dialogue in the meantime....)

AN: I desided that My chariters r witty so i look up some Pre Ass Kicking One Liner on the interblag and I rite the chapter. Leve revew plz.

This Is Indigo yagaim and I will continues narate for this chp!

'''My fite'

Then I stabedx orgon in the ballz and he sed "arg!!! U will nevr stoping me! Wile u wer stil lerning how. 2 SPEL UR NAEM I was being traned 2 CONKER NATIONS! (AN: hoshit! c wat i did thar?) I sad angerly "u Must DIE ! Justice WILL PREVAIL NO MATTR WAT(AN : lol c wat i did that agen! Tsugumi Obah, plaz dont suew me) then I fired a lazer out off my wand and he deflec with energy sheld!

Arthur's Figh

Then arthru ran away from the komodo gragon thatis is Duman and then the dragon breth fire! bcuz they r dragons and then it flew and chasd him! The dargon yeeld "u r crunchy and go good with ketchup!"

Aryll's Fight

Aryll sunkc up behind him and trying to suck his blood by bite his arm, bu heshook erh off and guffawd evoly. Then he shot at her with more spell wich she doge and then deflec his ataks back at him and hedoged those !

Samanntahs Fig

Then she chrged at him scremed "I am FLYING IN UR FAEC! " then he fell ovr and was momentarly stunnd to!. Samantha landed and Hei look into her eyes and sed I loveu. I was Very happy 4 her beuz she wud not b lonely and i has Aoshiro! Then Hei kissd her, latching onto her face and slurpd liek the worlds thirstiest gerbill at a Giant cage Water bottle. it was soooo sexxash! ! ! 1

Then i stabed Ogron in teh. balls agen 4 good mesure. Arthur winced in sympithy.

Aoshiro abruptly stuck in head in the frame, face contorted with fury. "HEY! WTF I'm teh main character and I didnt even get to sa

AN: ZOMFG! Wat wil hapen! Alos, Victor 50 stop reding if u dont liek story, u jerk! Everone else, plzleve revew kthx.

(OOC: I had way too much fun writing that.)

edited 26th Nov '10 4:08:37 PM by GameSpazzer