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Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#1: Oct 18th 2010 at 2:06:43 PM

The greatest invention of the human race.

Kill all math nerds
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#2: Oct 18th 2010 at 4:29:24 PM

Yogurt pretzels too!

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
KarlzBelena from hell Since: Feb, 2010
#3: Oct 18th 2010 at 8:41:37 PM

Anything is better than a plain pretzel, IMO.

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rifflet YOU THINK I'M CUTE!? from beyond the graaaaave! Since: Apr, 2010
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
#4: Oct 19th 2010 at 11:43:24 AM

Holy shit, THESE ACTUALLY EXIST?!

I wonder if they sell them in the UK, I've always wanted to try these.

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#5: Oct 19th 2010 at 12:21:44 PM

^Yes, and they are awesome.

I don't know if they're a specifically American product. I can't see why they would be, though.

Kill all math nerds
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#6: Oct 19th 2010 at 12:28:16 PM

Other countries don't have them?

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spasticgecko Dat Troper from Maryland Since: Oct, 2011
Dat Troper
#7: Oct 19th 2010 at 12:39:22 PM

Mmmm, these are delicious. Frosted pretzels are nice too.

SirPsychoSexy The Sensui Fan from Texas Panhandle Since: Jan, 2010
The Sensui Fan
#8: Oct 19th 2010 at 12:44:09 PM

The sad thing is I can't seem to find them with a dark chocolate coating.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#9: Oct 19th 2010 at 12:48:33 PM

[up]That's Hallmark Movie worthy.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#10: Oct 19th 2010 at 7:39:49 PM

It was a time... of scarcity.

"Where are they?"

It was a time... of desperation.

"I've been to every store..."

It was a time... of crisis.

"All I wanted was to find some!" *sobbing*

This fall, the Hallmark Channel brings you the touching story of one man, and one obsession that drives his life...

"DARK CHOCOLAAAAATE!"

Introducing Sir Psycho Sexy in:

Where Have All the Good Dark Chocolate Pretzels Gone?

Based on a heartwarming true story

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#11: Oct 19th 2010 at 8:13:34 PM

I should start an IJAM for that post.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
LeighSabio Mate Griffon To Mare from Love party! Since: Jan, 2001
Mate Griffon To Mare
#12: Oct 24th 2010 at 4:22:54 PM

Boo.

Like chocolate.

Like pretzels.

Dislike chocolate pretzels.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#13: Oct 24th 2010 at 4:26:30 PM

Leigh, I think you're lying.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#14: Oct 24th 2010 at 4:37:26 PM

What Leigh Said.

Flavored pretzel bites are infinitely better. Especially Buttermilk Ranch flavor.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#15: Oct 24th 2010 at 5:12:20 PM

You sickos will be the antagonists in our Hallmark Masterpeice.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#16: Oct 24th 2010 at 5:39:33 PM

*stabs you with a pretzel stick*

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#17: Oct 25th 2010 at 9:00:48 AM

Mmmm... I love honey mustard flavor.

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
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