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Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 10th 2010 at 10:36:18 AM

Pretty much Exactly What It Says on the Tin. This is the Pacific Front of World War X, set in an alternate 1950's engulfed in a war to end them all.

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 10th 2010 at 10:45:38 AM

-on the island of Mindanao, the citizens cower in fear as a procession of Japanese vehicles parades down the muddy thoroughfares, crushing anyone foolish enough not to step aside and let them pass. From loudspeakers hung on the trees, a stern and authoritarian voice is repeating the same message over and over again in different languages:-

{Citizens of Davao! I, Shinshiro Kenji of the Showa Shogunate, have slain your unworthy leaders in honourable combat. You will now have the unmitigated pleasure of experiencing the rule of His Imperial Eminence, Showa of the Rising Sun. We shall not be denied!}

edited 10th Jul '10 10:49:54 AM by SullenFrog

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Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 10th 2010 at 10:52:43 AM

-a squadron of fighters shaped like classic rocket ships blast toward the isle-

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Jul 10th 2010 at 10:55:14 AM

-one of the ships has a bright, overly-elaborate paint scheme-

This is Justice One, can you remind me of mission objectives, over?

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 10th 2010 at 10:59:26 AM

{You will devote yourselves, body and soul, to the veneration of the Shinto religion—let your barbaric cults and pagan rituals be swept away by the tide of progress! You will adopt the society embraced and sanctified by His Majesty! Your children will have the honour of serving as reserves in the Imperial Armed Forces! Your women will be properly clothed and educated in the ways of culture and refinement!}

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Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:03:08 AM

-little points of light begin gathering around the tips of the rocketships-

We break those Japs. Any other silly questions?

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:05:17 AM

-on the beach, two Japanese soldiers have been posted as lookouts; one of them spots the incoming squadron-

Lookout #1: {Commander!} Amerikajin! {Sound the alarm!}

Lookout #2: Yosha!

-klaxons immediately begin to blare across the length and breadth of the island of Mindanao-

{And finally, as the gaijin have decided to affront the Rising Sun with their presence, you will witness the might of the Imperial Armed Forces! Watch and learn, citizens, for the least of them is the best you can aspire to!}

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:06:44 AM

Okay, Justice One engaging.

-Justice One sends a signal to his flight; they break off and fire their ray guns at ground targets-

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:17:49 AM

-deeply-entrenched artillery batteries emerge from the ground and open fire upon the allied fighters; on the ground, two runners beat a hasty pace toward an enormous prefabricated building styled after a medieval Japanese castle. The building's towering doors are guarded by a pair of blood-red Oni, the tiger-skin loincloths and enormous clubs supplemented shoulder-mounted missile launchers and sonic cannons-

Runner #1: {We need to speak with Shinshiro-taichou, immediately!}}

both Oni: {He is having tea. He is not to be disturbed.}

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Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:21:01 AM

-one of the speaker trucks gets blasted away, the civilians cheering-

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:28:13 AM

Runner #2: {{The hell with his tea! This is of the utmost importance!}}

-the first runner barges through the doors of the building, revealing its interior to be an aesthetic blend of traditional architecture and high technology. Shinshiro Kenji—an imposing man in a starkly-white hakama and haori—is sitting at a dais surrounded by numerous video screens, drinking tea. It is clear that this is the Rising Sun's command center and headquarters for the island of Mandinao-

Runner #1: -running up to the dais- {{Taichou-san, American aircraft are attacking! The island is in danger of being—}}

-a single flash of light glinting off steel is the only warning the runner has before Shinshiro's katana removes his head from his shoulders; the general is still drinking tea-

{{Your superior made the mistake of interrupting me during my tea, barging into my quarters without first removing his shoes, and failing to show me the proper respect.}} -the Samurai raises a single eyebrow as he turns to regard the second runner- {{Are you callous enough to make the same mistake?}}

-the second runner immediately bows, offering numerous appologies and removing his shoes; Shinshiro smiles-

{Very good, young man. Now sit down, have some tea, and explain the problem to me.}

edited 10th Jul '10 11:43:17 AM by SullenFrog

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Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:31:28 AM

- A photon blast destroys an artillery emplacement-

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:39:46 AM

Raygun Gothic Allies? Sounds like my sort of thing. This time, I won't make a mistake. I'll get in on this game.

Four stingray-like shapes with vertical fins like a 50s Caddilac approach.

"Starbird Flight, coming in for a low-level attack."

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:40:45 AM

-Justice One and his flight pull up after having made the strafing run, and double back to start again-

This is Justice One, good to see you!

edited 10th Jul '10 11:41:25 AM by Flanker66

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:42:03 AM

-A flying transport silently drops off its cargo of elite commandoes. Ten men, from diverse nationalities, each a master in his own craft, united for a single goal, for one mission.-

(Three guesses as to who the ten people are. Hint: 9+1=10)

catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:46:35 AM

"Hey Justice, hope you left some Japs for us."

Starbird Flight crosses the shoreline and maintain a straight course towards the remaining artillery positions.

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me
Not Literally Me
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:47:41 AM

-Just out of sight, perched on a hill opposite with a clear view of the gate, a man crouches in a parch of grass. He is carefully calibrating the sights of a sniper rifle. He begins cheerfully humming to himself-

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree... [BLAM]

-outside the gate, a shot takes the head off of the nearest human guard-

Merry, merry king of the bush is heee... [BLAM]

-another guard suddenly discovers he is missing a head-

Laugh, [BLAM] Kookaburra laugh, [BLAM] Kookaburra, gay your life must bee... [BLAM]

-The final shot takes the messenger's head off his shoulders as he dashes for cover. The man smiles and begins to move away, out of sight-

edited 10th Jul '10 11:48:29 AM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:47:57 AM

They're coming out of the bloomin' woodwork now!

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:48:14 AM

{...I see. So the gaijin believe that Mindanao will be an easy conquest, do they?}}

-Shinshiro rises to his full height of seven feet and walks over to a viewing screen displaying the water beneath Justice and Starbird flights. He presses a button, and a microphone zips into his hand-

{Begin Operation} Naginata no Izanagi.

-immediately the water beneath these fighters begins to churn, forming a massive whirlpool-

edited 10th Jul '10 11:48:43 AM by SullenFrog

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:50:43 AM

Ah, see? They're even putting a pretty little water display on for us! How sweet!

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:53:54 AM

-from the heart of the swirling maelstrom shoots a massive spear with a strange, paddle-like blade. It pierces one, two, three of the ships in the allied squadron before any of the suddenly-bisected pilots can so much as blink, and it drops on the tail of Justice One, following doggedly. at the same time, Oni wearing heavy armour and jetpacks take to the air and engage the other fighters, blasting them with missiles and sonic pulse guns-

edited 10th Jul '10 11:55:10 AM by SullenFrog

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Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:55:26 AM

Aw, that's no fair!

-Justice One puts his craft into a steep dive-

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:55:32 AM

"Uh boss, what's up with the water, looks like it's boiling..."

"That'll be one of the Japanese wizard tricks. Don't worry... Dry feet!"

Starbird Flight passes over the beach, dust trailing in their wake.

They pull up slightly on the final approach towards the artillery.

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Colonial1.1 Crazed Lawrencian from The Marvelous River City Relationship Status: In season
Crazed Lawrencian
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:58:23 AM

- atop a pyramid shaped airship off in the distance, a sun-glasses wearing General grins, watching the proceedings through binoculars-

???: I said I would return...

Guess.

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
SullenFrog Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise! from Voormithadreth Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Jul 10th 2010 at 11:59:52 AM

-Shinshiro watches on the screw for a few moments more, smiling as the spear of Izanagi stays hot on Justice One's tail despite the gaijin's best efforts at evading it. He then turns and crosses the room to an ornate closet, which he opens to reveal what appears to be a set of powered armour styled after the Samurai of old. With practiced ease he dons the heavy suit, then turns and motions for his Oni guards-

{Come. If it is a fight these Allies wish, let us not keep them waiting.}

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