EnglishIvy
Since: Aug, 2011
Funnyguts
Since: Sep, 2010
#6: Nov 4th 2010 at 11:26:07 PM
But if he went on the Oregon Trail and didn't drown in shallow water, then he must be pretty badass.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
#7: Nov 5th 2010 at 12:38:07 AM
I thought this was Updates. Don't know how.
edited 5th Nov '10 12:38:38 AM by SPACETRAVEL
whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion
GlennMagusHarvey
Since: Jan, 2001
Total posts: 10

Local cowboy John Kitzhaber
◊ has won a non-consecutive third term as Governor, defeating former Portland Trail Blazer
Chris Dudley. As a cowboy, Kitzhaber has had to struggle with bigotry in this vegan hipster dominated state, to which he immigrated from Independence, Missouri with his cattle. Along the way, he learned medicine in order to overcome dysentery.
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard