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Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
Dog and Pony Show
#1: Nov 4th 2010 at 8:33:55 PM

Local cowboy John Kitzhaber has won a non-consecutive third term as Governor, defeating former Portland Trail Blazer Chris Dudley. As a cowboy, Kitzhaber has had to struggle with bigotry in this vegan hipster dominated state, to which he immigrated from Independence, Missouri with his cattle. Along the way, he learned medicine in order to overcome dysentery.

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EnglishIvy Since: Aug, 2011
#2: Nov 4th 2010 at 10:09:27 PM

Bigotry? I thought that all the vegans voted for him because he was a Democrat.

Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
Dog and Pony Show
#3: Nov 4th 2010 at 10:23:42 PM

But cowboys eat cows! I am confused.

“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
Das kann doch nicht sein!
#4: Nov 4th 2010 at 11:05:05 PM

"Cowboy"? That sounds like they elected someone from the past. Of course, I see how that appeals to you.

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Funnyguts Since: Sep, 2010
#5: Nov 4th 2010 at 11:12:46 PM

So Oregon's options was between someone who called himself a trailblazer, and someone who actually went on the Oregon Trail (by plane)?

Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
#7: Nov 5th 2010 at 12:38:07 AM

I thought this was Updates. Don't know how.

edited 5th Nov '10 12:38:38 AM by SPACETRAVEL

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#8: Nov 6th 2010 at 2:58:48 PM

Brian Schweitzer's a more badass cowboy.

Jordan Azor Ahai from Westeros Since: Jan, 2001
Azor Ahai
#9: Nov 6th 2010 at 11:40:02 PM

Rottweiler likes a Democratic politician- that does awe me.

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