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Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#201: Aug 7th 2010 at 12:18:27 PM

>Ghost Oak: Win.

You don't see what's supposed to be so hard about this game. You were looking at the boy's hand the entire time. You mention this to Jasmet in passing.

>Jasmet: Realize what went wrong.

Oh man. You forgot to tell GO not to look at Serani's hand. You'd better tell Serani he didn't actually lose.

>Let Serani know.

GO still wants to learn card games, though. Hopefully Serani will be less bored now.

>Get into a apple-tree facilitated food fight.

Ow ow ow.

>Laugh at funny memory.

Bwahahahaha the look on Kobatt's face.

>Give Serani a tour.

The greenhouse is huge.

edited 7th Aug '10 12:19:16 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#202: Aug 7th 2010 at 4:38:58 PM

>Be the caustichef, wear the cheese hat

You are Kobatt Aegiss hiding in a small closet. You have a variety of interests including THROWING HATS TO THE FLOOR and NOT BEING INJURED BY AN IRRITATED FRIEND.

>Answer communication device. But remember, this is a sneaking mission.

You speak to Jasmet. And talk about a variety of things that happened in the past and are consequently not your favorite things. Especially involving pictures. Which you've never heard of.

>You have been invited to check out greenery. Where making this hapen.

You board the cargo drone, again needing grease to squeeze in, and transfer to the red team's asteroid. You make sure to bring along the finished plushie you made for Ketura. The one which no one must know where it came from. Thankfully, it will be safely hidden in your fetch modus, which you keep mostly empty to avoid mishaps.

>Be the Lorax.

You don't get this reference but you speak to the trees anyway.

>Help Jasmet around the greenhouse

Its the least you can do for all the food she's sent your way over the solar sweeps.

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Perseus Since: Nov, 2009
#203: Aug 7th 2010 at 9:32:34 PM

> Serani: Explore.

This is the first time you've been over to the other team's asteroid, so you decide to take a look around.

You bump into Orcuus while wandering aimlessly.

>Serani: Speak with Orcuus.

They assaulted his... hat?

You tell him where you last saw Kobatt, but decide to otherwise stay out of it.

edited 8th Aug '10 7:15:25 PM by Perseus

Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#204: Aug 7th 2010 at 10:24:39 PM

>Catlin and Daurus: Be in cahoots.

Cahoooooooots.

Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#205: Aug 8th 2010 at 2:08:34 PM

>Jasmet: Notice Orcuus coming down the hall.

Isn't Kobatt hiding from him? You'd better do something.

>Cover for Kobatt.

Covered!

Hey, isn't the ship ready? You should check it out.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#206: Aug 8th 2010 at 8:32:19 PM

>Catlin: Give everybody the news.

This ship is done! Time to take a little cruise.

You, Kobatt, and Jasmet run into Hecata on the blue team's asteroid.

Things eventually get a little out of hand.

Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#207: Aug 8th 2010 at 8:33:04 PM

>Neemea: Be pestered by Jasmet.

|SHOW PESTERLOG|

Over the course of this log, you come out of hiding, take the cargo drone to the red asteroid, enter the greenhouse, psychically communicate with Jasmet through a tree, then leave and find Serani to tell him Jasmet wants to speak with him.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Perseus Since: Nov, 2009
#208: Aug 8th 2010 at 9:02:39 PM

> Serani: Continue to wander around.

You do so.
Neemea passes by you and tells you to visit Jasmet in the greenhouse, without breaking her stride.

> Serani: Enter greenhouse.

Exposition ensues.

> Serani: Notify Orcuus.

You knock on his door and tell him to go see Jasmet, and walk away without waiting for a response.

Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#209: Aug 9th 2010 at 11:28:14 AM

>Jasmet: Ask Kobatt to come to the greenhouse.

You have a nice conversation. You're so hungry! If you delinked too suddenly with GO, you'd end up in like a coma. If you took the long delinking process, you wouldn't be able to link this deeply again for a while. And if you took food energy from GO, you'd deepen the link and make the consequences worse.

>Pass the time with Serani.

That was fun, but predictable.

>Talk to Catlin.

Time to delink.

>Delink.

That takes about 15 minutes.

edited 9th Aug '10 1:40:38 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#210: Aug 9th 2010 at 1:57:01 PM

>Neemea: Troll Kobatt.

|SHOW PESTERLOG|

A thoughtful discussion regarding how to deal with The Dude.

> Be trolled by Caitlin.

|SHOW PESTERLOG|

You take off running for the greenhouse. You ain't gonna miss this chance for ANYTHING.

edited 9th Aug '10 3:39:32 PM by Teebert

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#211: Aug 9th 2010 at 4:03:43 PM

>Jasmet: Have fun adventures in space!

Oh. Oh gog that was depressing.

>Get walked back to the greenhouse by Catlin.

That helped.

>Wash up.

edited 9th Aug '10 4:50:12 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#212: Aug 9th 2010 at 6:27:58 PM

>Hecata: Move in

You don't really care that much. One room is much the same as another to you. You just like being able to touch things again. Sometimes you just lie on the floor for hours, feeling its solidness under you. It makes you feel real.

You suppose you had better stay in this new room now, though. You don't want your friends to worry about you too much.

The thing about symbols was a little strange. It's just an empty room. She's obviously still a little shaken up from whatever it was she saw when she ate that tainted flour. She'll feel better back in the company of her trees.

There's just one thing left to do, now that you don't need that abandoned asteroid for anything anymore.

You travel through one of the hidden ways and find yourself floating in space, the asteroid directly in front of you. You raise your hand and speak a single word into the void, a word that, without any air to pass across your vocal chords, makes no sound at all.

There is a blinding, soundless explosion.

edited 9th Aug '10 6:33:57 PM by Zudak

Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#213: Aug 10th 2010 at 2:34:04 PM

>Jasmet: Get the humans in on the news.

Ah, it seems the Adrian human is on. You explain the change in circumstances and your new goal, and she agrees to help.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#214: Aug 10th 2010 at 3:47:22 PM

>Catlin: Reassure Vrigus

You're afraid he'll have another attack at this rate. It's no good for him to worry like that. Doesn't he trust you? Why are your friends always worrying about things? Don't they know you're looking out for them? You meant every word you said. There's nothing you wouldn't do for your friends.

Nothing.

edited 10th Aug '10 3:50:34 PM by Zudak

Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#215: Aug 10th 2010 at 5:04:36 PM

>Kobatt: Get all up in the plan

You're pretty sure you understand what you need to do anyway. You scroll through the list of humans. Hmm, you've talked to the cC human a lot and he keeps contacting you. Somehow.... You briefly wish Moccus was here to beef up the firewalls but squash the thought back into the subconscious. There will be none of that.

You inform the cC human of the plan. And learn what he's been up to. It sounds very silly.

>Check with Catlin, MD.

It should be safe if he cleans the wound and doesn't pick at it.

>Do stuff Kobatt would do

Alright.

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Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#216: Aug 10th 2010 at 5:30:12 PM

>Troll Catlin.

You have a good talk, but then she has to go help Daurus.

>Hang out in greenhouse.

Bored...

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#217: Aug 10th 2010 at 5:42:19 PM

>Hecata: Drift.

You don't like spending too much time in the asteroids. It makes you feel overstimulated. It's so quiet peaceful out here, out where you appeared when you became real, before you could stand having all that oxygen pressing down on you, before you became strong enough to walk. You didn't want them to worry, though, so you told them you were staying in the asteroid with the broken furnace.

You feel something, like a twinging in the back of your mind. You answer. You're not too certain how it works, only that it does. It's how you talked to them before you became real. You don't tell Jasmet outright that you blew up that asteroid. You know it will just make them nervous. Afraid. That's part of why you don't want to be completely real just yet. Because then they'd remember what you did. It didn't matter that it was only an accident, that you couldn't control it. They shunned you for it. And the gambler took your place.

That's part of why you don't want to be completely real just yet. But it's only part of it.

edited 10th Aug '10 5:44:29 PM by Zudak

Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#218: Aug 10th 2010 at 5:46:37 PM

>Recruit James human.

Recruited!

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#219: Aug 10th 2010 at 8:41:10 PM

>Neemea: Tinker with self-propelled detonation device.

You take one of the missiles from the ship to your room after the events of the trip. You have a brilliant idea for this thing, but to see if it is viable, you must tinker. Tinker tinker tinker.

After some time and considerable elbow grease, you have what you hope is a working prototype.

>Inform friend of potential success.

|SHOW PESTERLOG|

>Cook.

This sure is fun! But a little confusing, and a whole lot of smashing!

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#220: Aug 10th 2010 at 9:12:33 PM

>Daurus: Lead an expedition

No. What a silly idea. You have a lot of work to do, and Catlin is more than capable of leading any excursions by herself.

>Sing a silly song.

No! Stop bothering me. I'm busy.

>Fine, do your silly work then. See if I care. Nyeeeeehhh.

For someone who was supposed to be Royalty, that person is very silly. Also, their texts hurts your eyes.

edited 10th Aug '10 9:12:51 PM by Zudak

Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#221: Aug 10th 2010 at 9:39:30 PM

>Bother Daurus for his own good.

Frigid asshole.

>Fume.

You're already fuming!

>Complain to Catlin.

You complain like hell!

>Yell at Daurus.

He...doesn't hate you back?

>Cry to Catlin.

Love is confuuuuuusing.

edited 10th Aug '10 10:20:48 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#222: Aug 10th 2010 at 10:35:19 PM

>Daurus: Confess your burning, undying passion for the farm girl!

You really are most irritating. Can't you go bother someone else?

>Nuh-uhhhh, these three other screens haven't worked in ages!

Oh... oh. I see. Well, you were saying something earlier about talking to people in the past.

>Uh, that bit doesn't work anymore, otherwise I totally would. You're such a snooze! You were way more fun back in the game!

Irritating brat. Can't you see this is important work I'm doing?

>Just looks like a buncha wires an' stuff to me.

Well, it isn't. Go away.

>Awwww, but it's so boooooring here.

I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do for you.

>Well fine then Mr. Grumpy Pants.

Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#223: Aug 11th 2010 at 9:42:03 AM

>Bother Catlin.

Looks like you can explore some more!

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#224: Aug 11th 2010 at 11:49:58 AM

>Be invited to space hi-jinxes

You like it when they include you.

>Space hi-jinxes

Space hi-jinxes. Its got everything: vehicular trollslaughter, epic battles, caustichefery, confrontations, and even a minor instance of revenge. All in all, a good trip.

Forever liveblogging the Avengers
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#225: Aug 11th 2010 at 12:46:16 PM

>Make cookies.

You make the batter, put in on the pan, and pop it in the oven.

>Offer cookies to Serani.

Having more flour is wonderful~

>Invite Hecata for cookies.

Ow, your hand!

>Talk to Catlin.

You knock on her door, but she's napping.

edited 11th Aug '10 4:32:14 PM by Katrika

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic

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