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Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#526: Sep 25th 2010 at 6:27:41 PM

>Varuna: Get trolled by Serani

He's still a bit confused, but-

>Get interrupted

This ain't good.

Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
#527: Sep 25th 2010 at 7:40:38 PM

>Sarati: Talk about trauma.

That was unfortunate wording, but okay.

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>Go to sleep

That doesn't work out so well.

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Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#528: Sep 26th 2010 at 7:03:01 PM

>Daurus: Receive a visitor

Ah, it's Jasmet.

>Receive a less welcome visitor

Ah, it's the other Ketura.

Perseus Since: Nov, 2009
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#530: Sep 26th 2010 at 8:00:10 PM

>Jasmet: Wake up on floor.

You then proceed to go asleep again using special, non-dreaming blocking tea. Way to outsmart yourself, moron.

>Freak out.

You freak out as Daurus hugs you tightly.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#531: Sep 27th 2010 at 4:14:13 PM

>Neemea: attempt to make sense of the whole Varuna thing.

This makes your head hurt.

>Comfort yourself by writing some SMUT.

You take comfort in this long-lived activity. Even though you have to write it with one hand. But then something interrupts you.

>Watch Sarati's nightmare play out.

Oh. Oh gog. That's...that's your face, and you're doing that to her, and oh gog.

>Become depressed.

You are now feeling pretty bummed. Yes, that is an understatement. The person writing the descriptions of your thoughts and feelings and actions likes huge understatements.

>Sleep

You cannot. Not after seeing...that.

>Lay awake in beanbag and try to sleep.

That works.

LATER, BUT NOT TERRIBLY MUCH SO...

>Check in with the newly-bodied Catlin and see if she can do something about your arm.

Oh man. She's in terrible shape. And then she makes her condition worse to fix your arm up. This does not make you feel much better.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
#532: Sep 27th 2010 at 4:25:09 PM

>Sarati: Learn about weird dream shit.

Show Motherlog

Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#533: Sep 27th 2010 at 5:34:54 PM

>Kobatt: There's a knock on the door.

The past doesn't just disappear. It lingers.

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Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#534: Sep 27th 2010 at 5:54:52 PM

>Neemea: return to your respiteblock.

You return there, still thinking about Catlin and her hero complex.

>Resume SMUT-WRITING

You start to, this time taking advantage of having both hands to work with. But you are interrupted! You quickly save what you have and close the program.

>Answer door.

It's Jasmet. And she has some thoughts on the whole Catlin thing. And she gives you some tea to help you sleep before she leaves.

>Drink tea.

No, not tired, don't wanna sleep right now.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#535: Sep 28th 2010 at 8:22:27 AM

>Kobatt: You've killed all your friends. Your poison burns their lungs. See them writhe on the ground before you? All alone, you are all alone.

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>Kobatt? Wake up. Wake up and smell the tea.

What?

To sleep, perchance not to dream? Tis a state devoutly to be wished.

edited 28th Sep '10 8:23:01 AM by Bocaj

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Perseus Since: Nov, 2009
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#537: Sep 28th 2010 at 5:44:03 PM

>Jasmet: Be bored.

No thanks. You'll talk to the human Adrian instead.

...aw fuck, wrong point in the timeline. You think you managed to keep from letting too much slip.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#541: Oct 2nd 2010 at 1:24:43 PM

>Vrigus: Be visited by Jasmet.

Show Visitlog.

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#542: Oct 3rd 2010 at 4:24:14 PM

>Catlin: Get trolled by the Jane human

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>Daurus: Show Jasmet your latest invention!

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edited 3rd Oct '10 5:59:25 PM by Zudak

Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
#543: Oct 4th 2010 at 5:57:33 PM

>Orcuus: Put an end to this plotline already.

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Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#544: Oct 6th 2010 at 1:10:39 PM

>Ketura: Run into Orcuus. Literally.

Oof.

Ezekiel Since: Jan, 2001
#545: Oct 6th 2010 at 6:26:32 PM

>Orcuus: Find Jasmet already.

Show Gardenerlog

edited 6th Oct '10 6:26:42 PM by Ezekiel

Teebert kingslayer from boxcar's noggin Since: Sep, 2009
kingslayer
#546: Oct 6th 2010 at 6:28:14 PM

>Neemea: have conversation with Vrigus.

He's a bit worried. You do your best to help him not worry.

"Teebs is a total grump, but he's usually right." - NLK
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#547: Oct 6th 2010 at 6:33:26 PM

>Kobatt: Get visited by good friend Varuna

The memories of Varuna are becoming more solid now. She comes to visit just as something gets done cooking. And the two of you have the idea to have a party to celebrate the evil counterparts thing being over and done with.

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Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#548: Oct 6th 2010 at 8:08:47 PM

>Ketura: Show Jasmet your Secret Lair

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edited 6th Oct '10 8:08:55 PM by Zudak

MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001
Go away.
#549: Oct 8th 2010 at 3:58:33 PM

>Vrigus: Get visited by sisters.

This is incredibley silly! And then yummy. And then weird.

Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Katrika Since: Jul, 2009
#550: Oct 8th 2010 at 5:16:09 PM

>Jasmet: Visit matesprit.

You show him your latest drawings, which prompts a discussion of your latest adventures. That prompts a discussion of Ketura's powers! Then you show him your latest painting and tell him of your painting plan. He seems skeptical. And so are you. Perhaps you'll do the 'Recursion of Silliness' idea instead. It's very whimsical. And on that note, you convince him to picnic in the greenhouse with you.

"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic

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