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X-File Very... naaaaughty from the shadows watching you Since: Jan, 2010
Very... naaaaughty
#2076: Aug 23rd 2010 at 11:55:43 PM

Moss picks up Yarrunmace

Moss: Wow, a talking piece of paper! I'm gonna fold you into something I can defend myself with.

After a furious folding session, Moss shows his work to the world.

Moss: "Ta" and "da", as they say. Look out world, Moss is coming for you!

On closer inspection, Moss folded Yarrunmace in a lifesize and rideable origami unicorn. A unicorn with an exceptionally large and sharp horn.

Moss: CHARGE!!!!

As Yarrunmace gallops off into the sunset, Moss cannot help but wonder if it hadn't been a better idea if he was actually riding the unicorn.

Oh come on, no pun there. Get your mind out of the gutter!

edited 23rd Aug '10 11:57:32 PM by X-File

Hello new friend, my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#2077: Aug 24th 2010 at 6:45:45 AM

HACS commander: *his sensors pick up Yarrunmace's galloping* What the hell is that? *zooms in and sees Moss riding the origami unicorn* I hate unicorns. *fires a rocket grenade at Yarrunmace*

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2078: Aug 24th 2010 at 8:18:41 AM

Is deadpool considered supernatural?

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Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2080: Aug 24th 2010 at 8:55:01 AM

-walks into arena-

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Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#2081: Aug 24th 2010 at 9:11:54 AM

^I anticipate much Crazy Awesomeness, though I regret I will not partake in it.

edited 24th Aug '10 9:12:32 AM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2082: Aug 24th 2010 at 9:15:44 AM

-looks around- Wait, this isn't the Marvel versus Capcom 3 photo shoot! Ah well.

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Marioguy128 Geomancer from various galaxies Since: Jan, 2010
Geomancer
#2083: Aug 24th 2010 at 1:24:53 PM

Is Lubba considered supernatural? If so I'd be happy to enter as my infamous Blue Shell scrappy mechanic avatar.

You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#2084: Aug 24th 2010 at 1:44:23 PM

-jumps off the grenade in a flurry of unicorn awesomeness-

edited 24th Aug '10 1:44:35 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2085: Aug 24th 2010 at 2:30:05 PM

OOOH! AAAH!

Oh, and I doubt that Lubba is considered supernatural.

edited 24th Aug '10 2:33:19 PM by thespacephantom

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Artemis92 Cogito Gratia Cogitan from contemplation Since: Dec, 2009
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
#2086: Aug 24th 2010 at 4:59:02 PM

^^^Official rules are, 2 or lower on the Super Weight scale, but basically it depends on whether or not he's A:capable of wiping out the whole Arena at once, B: completely invincible, or C: has no physical body to attack. If he's None of the Above, he's fine.

edited 24th Aug '10 6:59:51 PM by Artemis92

Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#2087: Aug 24th 2010 at 6:48:49 PM

Oh great, I'm an Etch A Sketch (draws circle).

edited 24th Aug '10 6:49:30 PM by Mattonymy

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#2088: Aug 24th 2010 at 6:56:41 PM

-grabs Etch-a-Sketch-

Unicorn with a drawing device! Yeah! This is still manly!

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
X-File Very... naaaaughty from the shadows watching you Since: Jan, 2010
Very... naaaaughty
#2089: Aug 25th 2010 at 1:49:06 AM

As Moss wanders of rather confused with the whole situation, Barber Fred steps off the bus.

Fred carries an electric razor, a regular razor blade, a pair of scissors, some hairlotion, a comb and a creepy grin.

Fred: My name is Fred, Freaky Fred is what they said and in my head, they say I am a bit faulty. Blessed with scissors being around this many heads, I cannot help but feel a bit... naughty.

edited 25th Aug '10 1:51:15 AM by X-File

Hello new friend, my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty.
Mattonymy Mr. Dr. from The Evils of Free Will Since: Jul, 2010
Mr. Dr.
#2090: Aug 25th 2010 at 2:31:30 AM

Commits Hari Kari, spills aluminum contents, then uses aluminum bearings to create a thermite bomb.

"Reseals bomb back inside himself"

Prepare to Die!

edited 25th Aug '10 2:33:08 AM by Mattonymy

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Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#2091: Aug 25th 2010 at 7:04:34 AM

-One of the HACS see Deadpool and run towards him with his chainsaw ready to cut him in two-

HACS: THAT $ 2,500,000 BOUNTY WILL BE MIIINE!!!

HACS commander: *charges his HEL and fires, taking advantage of his advanced tech to be able to hit yarrun extremely accurately*

edited 25th Aug '10 7:05:51 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2092: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:08:29 AM

-jumps up and beats chainsaw guy with his own health bar-

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Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#2093: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:17:36 AM

HACS: *blocks the attack with his chainsaw and counters with the built in flamethrower in his arm*

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2094: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:23:28 AM

Ooh...Pretty fire...-shakes head and takes out Hand Cannon- This onne goes up to aleven. -shoots chainsawflamethrowerman-

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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#2095: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:30:54 AM

Hey! Cease and desist!

Shepard bursts around the corner, armed with his M-95e Tempest SMG. He is backed up by Garrus Vakarian and Urdnot Grunt, Garrus weilding a M-15e Vindicator Battle Rifle and Grunt bearing a 300-Me Claymore shotgun. Grunt is Fortified and Shepard has Tech Armor. Grunt charges.

I should have thought better of bringing a Krogan on a peacekeeping mission. Open fire!

Shepard retreats to cover under a volley of covering fire.

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#2096: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:40:55 AM

HACS: *his heavy armor takes the shots quite well, jumps away and retaliates with a rocket grenade*

Lorenz: *the shots hit him and damage his gear* Shit! *jumps to cover and retaliates with his MG 3*

edited 25th Aug '10 11:42:25 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2097: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:42:03 AM

OMGWTFBBQ IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! -runs over to Commander Shepard- Sign my mask, please.

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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#2098: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:48:04 AM

Here, one signature, who do you want that made out to? Damn it!

Shepard biotically throws the original HACS flying. When the HACS hits the wall, Garrus hits a Concussive Shot, smashing the HACS back into the wall. Shepard remains glowing.

Stand down! I don't want to kill all of you!

edited 25th Aug '10 11:49:49 AM by Plumbum

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#2099: Aug 25th 2010 at 11:53:13 AM

I'm Marvel Comics flagship character, Deadpool! -gets shot in the knee- OW! -shoots at HACS-

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Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#2100: Aug 25th 2010 at 12:01:09 PM

About how many HACS are we fighting and how powerful is each individual? I may plot device in more squadmates. Also, if Shepard is your favourite, pop quiz. What class is my Shepard (I've used the signatute ability).

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