HACS commander: *his sensors pick up Yarrunmace's galloping* What the hell is that? *zooms in and sees Moss riding the origami unicorn* I hate unicorns. *fires a rocket grenade at Yarrunmace*
Shameless Self-promotion ho!^I anticipate much Crazy Awesomeness, though I regret I will not partake in it.
edited 24th Aug '10 9:12:32 AM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.-looks around- Wait, this isn't the Marvel versus Capcom 3 photo shoot! Ah well.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI^^^Official rules are, 2 or lower on the Super Weight scale, but basically it depends on whether or not he's A:capable of wiping out the whole Arena at once, B: completely invincible, or C: has no physical body to attack. If he's None of the Above, he's fine.
edited 24th Aug '10 6:59:51 PM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.Oh great, I'm an Etch A Sketch (draws circle).
edited 24th Aug '10 6:49:30 PM by Mattonymy
You are displaying abnormally high compulsions to over-analyze works of fiction and media. Diagnosis: TV Tropes Addiction.As Moss wanders of rather confused with the whole situation, Barber Fred steps off the bus.
Fred carries an electric razor, a regular razor blade, a pair of scissors, some hairlotion, a comb and a creepy grin.
Fred: My name is Fred, Freaky Fred is what they said and in my head, they say I am a bit faulty. Blessed with scissors being around this many heads, I cannot help but feel a bit... naughty.
edited 25th Aug '10 1:51:15 AM by X-File
Hello new friend, my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty.Commits Hari Kari, spills aluminum contents, then uses aluminum bearings to create a thermite bomb.
"Reseals bomb back inside himself"
edited 25th Aug '10 2:33:08 AM by Mattonymy
You are displaying abnormally high compulsions to over-analyze works of fiction and media. Diagnosis: TV Tropes Addiction.-One of the HACS see Deadpool and run towards him with his chainsaw ready to cut him in two-
HACS: THAT $ 2,500,000 BOUNTY WILL BE MIIINE!!!
HACS commander: *charges his HEL and fires, taking advantage of his advanced tech to be able to hit yarrun extremely accurately*
edited 25th Aug '10 7:05:51 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!HACS: *blocks the attack with his chainsaw and counters with the built in flamethrower in his arm*
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Ooh...Pretty fire...-shakes head and takes out Hand Cannon- This onne goes up to aleven. -shoots chainsawflamethrowerman-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIHey! Cease and desist!
Shepard bursts around the corner, armed with his M-95e Tempest SMG. He is backed up by Garrus Vakarian and Urdnot Grunt, Garrus weilding a M-15e Vindicator Battle Rifle and Grunt bearing a 300-Me Claymore shotgun. Grunt is Fortified and Shepard has Tech Armor. Grunt charges.
I should have thought better of bringing a Krogan on a peacekeeping mission. Open fire!
Shepard retreats to cover under a volley of covering fire.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.HACS: *his heavy armor takes the shots quite well, jumps away and retaliates with a rocket grenade*
Lorenz: *the shots hit him and damage his gear* Shit! *jumps to cover and retaliates with his MG 3*
edited 25th Aug '10 11:42:25 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Here, one signature, who do you want that made out to? Damn it!
Shepard biotically throws the original HACS flying. When the HACS hits the wall, Garrus hits a Concussive Shot, smashing the HACS back into the wall. Shepard remains glowing.
Stand down! I don't want to kill all of you!
edited 25th Aug '10 11:49:49 AM by Plumbum
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.I'm Marvel Comics flagship character, Deadpool! -gets shot in the knee- OW! -shoots at HACS-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

Moss picks up Yarrunmace
Moss: Wow, a talking piece of paper! I'm gonna fold you into something I can defend myself with.
After a furious folding session, Moss shows his work to the world.
Moss: "Ta" and "da", as they say. Look out world, Moss is coming for you!
On closer inspection, Moss folded Yarrunmace in a lifesize and rideable origami unicorn. A unicorn with an exceptionally large and sharp horn.
Moss: CHARGE!!!!
As Yarrunmace gallops off into the sunset, Moss cannot help but wonder if it hadn't been a better idea if he was actually riding the unicorn.
Oh come on, no pun there. Get your mind out of the gutter!
edited 23rd Aug '10 11:57:32 PM by X-File
Hello new friend, my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty.