randomtropeloser
Since: Jan, 2001
Alkthash
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Since: Jan, 2001
Madrugada
Since: Jan, 2001
Miijhal
Since: Jul, 2011
#6: Nov 6th 2010 at 6:21:27 AM
I've done this, although in my case it's more along the lines of "the cops don't give a shit".
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So, I had celebrated my new job with a joint in the middle of the night on the way to my friends house. Once there, I find she as well as I are both hungry, though she is sober (and remains so until we return). She drives us to Walmart where our plan is to buy the ingredients for pepperoni and macaroni. To do this, she must drive through Windsor Heights, an area of Des Moines known for tight-assed cops who will pull you over for absolutely anything.
Well, you've probably figured out we got pulled over. It turns out one of her headlights is broken, so he tells her and gives her a warning. Then he walks over to my side of the car, where I am internally trying to calm the hell down and externally visibly shaking.
He shines the flashlight in my face and asks me If I have been drinking or smoking this evening. I had a brief but furious internal debate, and ended up answering:
"Smoking." "If I searched you or the car, would I find any marijuana?" "Nope." "Lying makes it worse." "I'm not lying."
So he leaves after writing her a warning, and as we drive to Walmart she explains to me that since I was not in possession and not driving under the influence, he cannot charge me with a goddamn thing!
Huzzah!
"Do. Not. Seek. The treasure.""We. Thought. You was. A toad.""...DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE."