I'm patenting a new product. It's a sports drink that's meant for people who partake in marathons and other sprinting contests or just like to jog, containing all the stuff they need to keep going for just a while longer.
I call it Running Water.
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.Supposedly there's a lost episode of The Jetsons where George suddenly gets addicted to gambling and ends up in enough trouble with the mob that they send a member of their goon squad after his whole family to send a message. The enforcer is even given specific instructions on how to bring harm to each individual Jetson - he's seen consulting a checklist that reads as follows:
Beat George Jetson
Slaughter Judy
Maim his wife
Destroy Elroy
(I totally stole this punchline from a meme I saw once, then reverse engineered a setup)
Edited by MikeK on Oct 10th 2021 at 2:44:25 AM
I've been listening to a podcast where a former Whose Line Is It Anyway? cast member discusses fashion and gives recipes to bake your own bread - Ryan Stiles' Rye And Styles. I heard another cast member has a show where guests just call him up and roast him the whole time - Colin Mochrie's Call-In Mockery
Edited by MikeK on Nov 2nd 2021 at 2:25:12 AM
Entomologist crooks are the worst.
They always flea the scene of the crime.
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.

If you're looking for a good career, I'd recommend learning to care for livestock - you'll always be able to find a stable job.