^ Seconded.
The Get Fuzzy is seriously the best literal Chekhov's Pun ever.
Support stupid freshness, yo.A hobo is on a cruise ship (don't ask me how he got there). He decides to jump from the highest diving board, so high you can barely see the pool. He dives into the pool, but to his surprise straight through every floor of the ship. Upon reaching the surface, he is asked if he's alright. He replies, "I'm a hobo. I've been through many a hardship."
>.<
Out of sight... out of mind... out of hope, and out of time...An eryops walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
ERROR: The current state of the world is unacceptable. Save anyway? YES/NOWhat do you call a tiki statue that doesn't do much?
An idle idol.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaWhat do you call a poem about a tiki statue that doesn't do much?
An idle idol idyll.
What do you call a boring poem about a tiki statue that doesn't do much?
A dull idle idol idyll.
edited 24th Feb '10 7:21:32 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!^ I think your punnery is owning this thread, Newt.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada^ Wow...thanks. There's more where that came from.
Tasteless Drug Jokes: Part 2
Yesterday I saw somebody at school who was acting strange.
I turned to my friend and asked my drug-savvy friend "What's wrong with him?"
"He's on ice."
Ice is apparently slang for a particular street drug.
Nevertheless, I asked "What are we supposed to do?"
"Well, if we were close friends, the proper thing to do would be to hold an intervention and confront him about his drug problem."
"I'll keep that in mind," I said.
The next day, my school burned down. My best friend ran up to me, yelling "Help me, I'm on fire!"
Luckily, I had learned what to do just the day before. "Don't worry, we'll hold an intervention!" I said.
I plan to put this on a poster: EDUCATE YOURSELF ABOUT DRUGS. PROPERLY. DRUG EDUCATION WEEK OCTOBER 14th.
edited 25th Feb '10 11:51:24 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!Fridge Logic: Wouldn't you be able to tell whether your best friend was literally on fire?
Also, my current title is "Leech seed?", corresponding to my bulbasaur avatar. This is to indicate that, if bulbasaur ever ran torrents, he'd be uploading more than he'd download even if he were still downloading. Must be some unpopular and neglected torrents he works with.
Also, John Boehner gets a hard-on from naysaying whatever the Democrats produce in policy ideas.
A man was barred from a local pub, so he took those bars and beat the owner over the head with them.
Oh, wait. that's not a pun at all.... that's just tragic.... gruesome.... that the man was rapping the owner on the head? Terrible, fiendish.
I somehow doubt anyone is gonna get it.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....What happened when the Grass-type started Pokemon pulled a muscle?
He was Bulba-sore.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaWhich Gundam character is most likely to appear in a porn film?
The physics professor's pig was a wild Bohr.
The decapitated man headed home.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.Spain Sun, is there something I'm missing in the second line of your post? Explain it and make me feel dumb, kthx.
Can't think of any so making one up: So this guy's cat wins a race against all the neighborhood pets. He had looked forward to it all month long, confidantly he had even set a place on his mantle for the award, a trophy with a feline figurine standing proudly on top. Tragically however, it fell off the stand and the figurine broke in half. He exclaimed, "No! It's a cat-ass-trophy!"
Support stupid freshness, yo.^^ LOL
A chicken commits suicide by stepping out into traffic. They call in detectives, forensicists, pretty much everyone, to try to figure out why he killed himself. No one has an answer.
They eventually call in a psychic and ask "Why did he kill himself?"
The psychic says, "To get to the Other Side."
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!^ That's so awful it loops right back around to WIN.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada^^ Thanks?
edited 20th Mar '10 2:10:13 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!


If it's any consolation, Newt, I'M amused.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada