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Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#176: Feb 4th 2010 at 11:45:15 PM

Low-maintainance entertainment for babies?

Automobile.

why yes i did come up with that off the top of my head thank you very much

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#178: Feb 4th 2010 at 11:55:29 PM

What element is commonly found in Eva?

Li-Lithium.

What element is in the yearbook?

Alum-inum.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#179: Feb 5th 2010 at 12:04:40 AM

The most famine-stricken country? Hungary.

The country where everyone's in a hurry? Russia.

How about the richest? The Czech Republic.

The one where everyone wears an eyepatch? Iceland.

How about where everyone's overweight and wears traditional Muslim women's garb? Burkina Faso.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#180: Feb 5th 2010 at 12:13:19 AM

What about the country with a lot sticks?

Poland.

What about the country with a lot of boulders?

Iraq.

What about the country that also has a lot of boulders?

Morocco.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
newtonthenewt Since: Jul, 2009
#182: Feb 5th 2010 at 3:57:17 PM

What about the country with a lot of boulders? Iraq.

I don't get it. If it's supposed to sound like "eye-rock," Morrocco is funnier alone. Am I missing anything?

edited 5th Feb '10 3:58:32 PM by newtonthenewt

She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#183: Feb 17th 2010 at 4:31:00 AM

If a Happyologist is also somewhat racist, does that make him Xenu-phobic?

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#184: Feb 17th 2010 at 4:37:21 AM

I don't get the Iraq/boulders joke. Must be an accent thing?

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#185: Feb 17th 2010 at 4:38:19 AM

Yes.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
krrackknut Not here, look elsewhere from The empty Aether. Since: Jan, 2001
Not here, look elsewhere
#186: Feb 17th 2010 at 6:09:49 AM

What's black, white, and red all over?

A newspaper.

'read all over'. Yeah, I didn't get it until recently.

An useless name, a forsaken connection.
WordCasters Not a Communist from Siana Since: Nov, 2009
Not a Communist
#187: Feb 17th 2010 at 5:05:45 PM

Help! I'm being punished!

I once told a couple of puns to a friend and she told me she was being punished, I thought she was punning back but then she started talking about why her mom had grounded her and I realized she hadn't even recognized my puns at all. :(

Watch what you say...Joe McCarthy is reading your posts.
Longfellow Fractally long Since: Apr, 2009
Fractally long
#188: Feb 17th 2010 at 6:05:34 PM

Brock: Pikachu used it's tail as a ground and dodged the electric shock!

Jessie: What a shocking story!

James: That was quite a tail!

Meowth: And now, you've both been pun-ished! *hits Jessie and James*

It Just Bugs Me
Mason Fallschirmbär. from Western Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
Fallschirmbär.
#189: Feb 17th 2010 at 6:27:58 PM

What is also Black, White and Red All over?

A zebra in a blender!

Yeah, I'm going to hell...

As I type this I have a sword in one hand and a gun in the other.
FreezairForALimitedTime Responsible adult from Planet Claire Since: Jan, 2001
Responsible adult
#190: Feb 17th 2010 at 11:04:32 PM

What do you get when you cross soap with a pair of false teeth?

Bubble gums!

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Solstace Hexachordal Combinatorial from the Second Viennese School Since: Dec, 1969
Hexachordal Combinatorial
#191: Feb 17th 2010 at 11:25:42 PM

If you succeed in tipping a cow only partway, such that only one of its feet is still on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.

Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#192: Feb 18th 2010 at 12:25:06 AM

Whoa, what's with the awesome Asuka avatars lately. I'll have to use one myself.

Also, I love Solstace's post.

Anyway...King K. Rool, and King Dedede who has the company Night Mare Enterprises working for him.

edited 18th Feb '10 12:26:07 AM by GlennMagusHarvey

WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#193: Feb 20th 2010 at 10:28:05 PM

What do Komato eat?

General Tor's Chicken.

SHIKI is dead.
arcadiarika Since: Dec, 2009
#194: Feb 20th 2010 at 10:37:36 PM

What do you get when you cross a round fruit with one of many technicolor, spandex-wearing Henshin Heroes?

A Blueberry Ranger.

Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#195: Feb 20th 2010 at 10:38:59 PM

What do you call a noodle-powered bike-riding bug-man?

A Ramen Rider.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#197: Feb 20th 2010 at 11:40:55 PM

More like Getting Crap Past the Radar.

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#199: Feb 20th 2010 at 11:46:41 PM

JAVASCRIPT

INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.

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