^ That sounds like it would work as a crossword clue.
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!I don't get it. If it's supposed to sound like "eye-rock," Morrocco is funnier alone. Am I missing anything?
edited 5th Feb '10 3:58:32 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!Help! I'm being punished!
I once told a couple of puns to a friend and she told me she was being punished, I thought she was punning back but then she started talking about why her mom had grounded her and I realized she hadn't even recognized my puns at all. :(
Watch what you say...Joe McCarthy is reading your posts.Brock: Pikachu used it's tail as a ground and dodged the electric shock!
Jessie: What a shocking story!
James: That was quite a tail!
Meowth: And now, you've both been pun-ished! *hits Jessie and James*
It Just Bugs MeWhat do you get when you cross soap with a pair of false teeth?
Bubble gums!
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~MadrugadaIf you succeed in tipping a cow only partway, such that only one of its feet is still on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.
Ecstasy is Sustained IntensityWhoa, what's with the awesome Asuka avatars lately. I'll have to use one myself.
Also, I love Solstace's post.
Anyway...King K. Rool, and King Dedede who has the company Night Mare Enterprises working for him.
edited 18th Feb '10 12:26:07 AM by GlennMagusHarvey
What do you get when you cross a round fruit with one of many technicolor, spandex-wearing Henshin Heroes?
A Blueberry Ranger.
More like Getting Crap Past the Radar.
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.^ More like Innocent Innuendo?
My pun was missed in this thread.
I have a feeling I'm doing something wrong.

Low-maintainance entertainment for babies?
Automobile.
why yes i did come up with that off the top of my head thank you very much