"LOL Smiley Face"? That's a real song? That sounds like N***a technology to me. Ed? Rummy? Why don't you educate these people (warning: language):
Nookie, by Limp Bizkit, is so stupid that saying anymore would require to stick a something up my something.
Check one, one two
I came into the world as a reject
CROW: Proof that not even God wanted Fred Durst.
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of the flames
MIKE: All I see in your eyes are oceans of lies.
Dwellin on the past
It's burnin up my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
TOM: Lyrics from an angsty 14 year old’s notebook.
Hey, I think about the day
My girlie went away with my pay
And these fellas came to play
CROW [Fred Durst]: And it was raining again today. Why am I so miserable!?
Now she's stuck with my homies that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
TOM [sarcastic]: He sings those lyrics with such sorrow, doesn’t he?
Hey...like a chump
Should I be feelin bad
Should I be feelin good
MIKE [Fred]: I don’t know, I’ll think I’ll just howl about it some more.
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the neighborhood
And you'd be figured I'd be movin on
CROW [Fred]: But then I’d have nothing to angst about.
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!
TOM: Then why don’t these two lyrics make any sense?
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
MIKE: Did the guys from “Breakup” write this?
But my heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, whatchu want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny
CROW [Fred]: I enjoyed wearing your dresses!
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
MIKE: Fred Durst dated the Cookie Monster?
And stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
TOM: This was one of the most popular bands in the world, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Stick it up your
Why did it take so long
CROW: Everyone has to wait a long time at the DMV!! Quit complaining!
Why did I take so long, huh
To figure it out, but I didn't
And I'm the only one
Underneath the sun who didn't get it
MIKE [Fred]: Why did the chicken cross the road? Was it because he came into this world as a reject?
I can't believe that I can be deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality
TOM: She was really a man.
She had a hidden agenda
She put my tender, heart in a blender
TOM [Fred]: I was so emotionally scarred by this experience that I told her to take that cookie and stick up her yeah.
And still I surrender
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
CROW: Which is something Limp Bizkit’s target audience will never get.
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your yeah!
MIKE: Some of the lyrics to this song were contributed by Timmy, age 7.
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your
CROW: Well, that was vengeful.
I'm only human It's so easy for your friends to give you their advice
MIKE: Maybe you should find a better rhyme for the chorus, Fred.
TOM[Fred, angry]: It’s fine!!
They tell you just let it go
It's easier said than did
I appreciate it, but
CROW [Fred]: I need to angst!!
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
MIKE [Fred]: I’m going to be busy driving my Benz around the city anyway. My life is terrible!!!
Just leave me alone
Nothing's gonna change
You can go away
TOM [Fred, childish]: You doo-doo heads!! You all have cooties!!
I'm just gonna stay here
And always be the same
CROW [Fred]: I mean, learning from your experiences? Who does that anymore?
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon
The nookie, c'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your yeah!
TOM: Y’know, I heard this chorus was inspired by the works of Milton.
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your yeah!
Stick it up your
CROW: Fred Durst was shot mid-song for disturbing the peace and abusing cookies by sticking them up his yeah.
In the music video for this, Fred Durst is arrested by police at the end. It's a happy ending for all-especially for the cookies-!
edited 10th Dec '10 10:45:27 AM by mst3kluv
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I got one picked already, I'm afraid. Next up: Bad angsty poetry from the mind of an eternal 14 year old!!
edited 1st Dec '10 3:47:02 PM by mst3kluv
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