We wouldn't be having this conversation.
Aside from the fact that I hate you and your puns, that still doesn't work. I'm a guy and thus unable to bear children. If that offends you, I'm sorry, but the physiological roles and capabilities of male and female reproductive systems are pretty rigidly defined.
But...
What if either gender could get pregnant?
Then you would be Fletchette Man.
What if This thread actually existed?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousI still wouldn't care.
What if Pepper Jack married Salt Peter?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.I guess she would become Pepper Peter or something.
What if the Sea Shepherds wrote Moby-Dick?
Peace is the only battle worth waging.It would end with the Sea Shepherds destroying Ahab's ship, ending his quest for vengeance before it can even begin.
What if Uncle Ben Parker was revealed to have had spider-powers himself and had survived the burglar's attempt on his life?
Peter Parker will just be a normal teenager after all, while Uncle Ben will fail at a superhero career.
What if the Nintendo Switch ended up becoming the video gaming equivalent to Samsung's Galaxy Note 7?
In addition to some bizarre scientific implications, everyone's emotions would be so pronounced that there wouldn't be any Stoics to speak of. That said, you likely wouldn't see some of the more unusual emojis (smiling shit, thumbs up, or even our own ![]()
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What if the Zelda games took place in an Urban Fantasy setting instead of their usual one?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.It would result in an instant death.
What if ABC aired a live-action drama based on the Archie Comics?
Probably simply meaning Riverdale switches networks. Not knowing anything about American TV networks I have no idea what impact that has on the show.
What if all cat videos, and TV programmes based on cat videos, were banned?
That's a good chunk of the internet gone, and the older folk's stereotype of the Internet with it. assuming it can be enforced successfully
...Portals to an Eldritch Location (one that's not outright malevolent, but not benevolent either) started appearing and disappearing at random?
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...It becomes REALLY hard to get to that weird place.
...there was an Inverted Trope to And You Thought It Would Fail?
Urban areas might get hella confusing when it comes to who is who's spouse.
What if JoJo's Bizarre Adventure didn't have to deal with the consequences of 9/11?

Thinking straight as in thinking hetrosexually. ;)
Anyway: You'd go mad with the revelation.
What if I was never born?
Dumbo