Kalulu: Oh, those crazy Krauts with their daemons and nukular missiles...when will they learn?
-the rabbit begins to move faster-
The Danse Macabre CodexSamson: A Neculear launch? Sounds like some sort of crazy demon-missile. Nonetheless... barrier wards to maximum!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-elsewhere, Nwosu, Pierre and Ogoun are riding in G.O.R.'s tattered upholstery as the robotic silverback gorilla strides across the Savannah; even with the Lwa of Fire and War using his sword to absorb the heat of the midday sun, it is still incredibly warm-
Nwosu: Oh, this heat...if it weren't for those damn Nazis, we could have raised the top and had some shade!
-G.O.R. rumbles apologetically, and Nwosu places a hand on its dashboard in reassurance-
Pierre: All I'm saying is, the sooner we find the Baron, the better. Will he help us, Ogoun?
Ogoun: That depends on what we have to offer in return.
Nwosu: Why do I not like the sound of that?
The Danse Macabre CodexHow much longer will it take to get out of this featureless wasteland?
-The Implacable is still following the rabbit to the best of it's ability, while the faeswarm are still mobbing the planes. One of the pilots suddenly realises he is having engine trouble-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Samson: Wonderful. You know, if it turns out he's doing this to trick us, I'll be annoyed at all the time we lost doing this.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Kalulu: ...Aaaaaand here we go!
-the Sea of Sand fades away, revealing the landscape as it was before the Implacable entered it. Kalulu reappears on the guard rail-
Kalulu: See? Told ya you could trust me.
The Danse Macabre CodexSamson: We can't accidentally sail back into it, can we?
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-the hare shakes his head, smiling cheekily-
Kalulu: Now, then...let's getcha to the Ark.
-elsewhere, G.O.R. and his passengers have finally arrived at their destination. They disembark in a simple clearing, void of any features beyond a freshly-dug, empty grave-
Pierre: We is he, then?
-Ogoun raises a hand to shush the Boer, then turns and begins chanting something under his breath. Those present can hear the sound of a shovel digging, as if from a great distance-
The Danse Macabre CodexSamson: Wonderful. So, where is the Ark?
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-Kalulu's grin widens unpleasantly-
Kalulu: Outta yer reach, I'm afraid.
-the water surrounding the Implacable disappears, replaced with the dry and humid Savanna; furthermore, the destroyer has somehow become lodged in the earth itself-
Kalulu: SEE YA, SAMSON-GUY!!!
-and with that, the hare vanishes with a loud BAMF and a puff of multicoloured smoke, his laughter echoing for miles around and spooking those animals not off-put by the sudden appearance of a giant battleship in their midst-
edited 6th Aug '10 3:21:57 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre CodexSamson: Because we're better off than we were before we met him. And he's forgetting something....
-The sounds of the phantom brass band pick up again-
Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the waves...
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.DESTRUCTION IS ALL THAT WILL FOLLOW YOUR MOVEMENT HERE. THE REICH HAS FOLLOWED YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE.
-the iron warrior rolls onto the savannah next to the implacable. 20 or so black missiles launch into the air and head straight for the implacable's bridge-
edited 7th Aug '10 1:31:24 AM by Meta-ridley
Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.

-the speakers on the implacable begin to sound-
NUCLEAR LAUNCH- DETECTED
edited 30th Jul '10 9:28:45 AM by Meta-ridley
Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.