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WE ARE THE ALLIES, AXIS, AND RESISTANCE, ALL HUNTING THE ARK

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Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#201: Jul 28th 2010 at 12:41:35 AM

-the speakers on the implacable begin to sound-

NUCLEAR LAUNCH- DETECTED

edited 30th Jul '10 9:28:45 AM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#202: Jul 30th 2010 at 7:11:15 AM

Kalulu: Oh, those crazy Krauts with their daemons and nukular missiles...when will they learn?

-the rabbit begins to move faster-

The Danse Macabre Codex
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#203: Jul 30th 2010 at 7:11:27 AM

- A white and black plane, smaller than the others, arrives at the Mount-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#204: Jul 30th 2010 at 7:15:13 AM

-the Brigadier is now using a fast jog to keep up with the rabbit-

Woah...

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#205: Jul 30th 2010 at 9:27:26 AM

Samson: A Neculear launch? Sounds like some sort of crazy demon-missile. Nonetheless... barrier wards to maximum!

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#206: Aug 1st 2010 at 9:30:24 AM

-elsewhere, Nwosu, Pierre and Ogoun are riding in G.O.R.'s tattered upholstery as the robotic silverback gorilla strides across the Savannah; even with the Lwa of Fire and War using his sword to absorb the heat of the midday sun, it is still incredibly warm-

Nwosu: Oh, this heat...if it weren't for those damn Nazis, we could have raised the top and had some shade!

-G.O.R. rumbles apologetically, and Nwosu places a hand on its dashboard in reassurance-

Pierre: All I'm saying is, the sooner we find the Baron, the better. Will he help us, Ogoun?

Ogoun: That depends on what we have to offer in return.

Nwosu: Why do I not like the sound of that?

The Danse Macabre Codex
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#207: Aug 3rd 2010 at 1:55:44 PM

-The plane reaches its destination, lowering onto a landing pad; From it comes a figure in a bone-white uniform, the forces nearby in parade formation-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#208: Aug 3rd 2010 at 2:28:18 PM

How much longer will it take to get out of this featureless wasteland?

-The Implacable is still following the rabbit to the best of it's ability, while the faeswarm are still mobbing the planes. One of the pilots suddenly realises he is having engine trouble-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#209: Aug 4th 2010 at 8:59:35 AM

Kalulu: We're almost out, Samson-guy! Just a few more minutes...

The Danse Macabre Codex
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#210: Aug 4th 2010 at 9:05:21 AM

Samson: Wonderful. You know, if it turns out he's doing this to trick us, I'll be annoyed at all the time we lost doing this.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#211: Aug 4th 2010 at 12:36:56 PM

...Perhaps, but he's the only one who knows his way around here!

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#212: Aug 6th 2010 at 12:00:05 PM

-shadows begin to trickle down from the top of the Mountain, all plant life withering in their wake-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#213: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:14:10 PM

Kalulu: ...Aaaaaand here we go!

-the Sea of Sand fades away, revealing the landscape as it was before the Implacable entered it. Kalulu reappears on the guard rail-

Kalulu: See? Told ya you could trust me.

The Danse Macabre Codex
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#214: Aug 6th 2010 at 1:16:07 PM

Thank you... it seemed like that place went on forever.

Locking you up on radar since '09
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#215: Aug 6th 2010 at 2:56:01 PM

Samson: We can't accidentally sail back into it, can we?

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#216: Aug 6th 2010 at 3:00:13 PM

-the hare shakes his head, smiling cheekily-

Kalulu: Now, then...let's getcha to the Ark.


-elsewhere, G.O.R. and his passengers have finally arrived at their destination. They disembark in a simple clearing, void of any features beyond a freshly-dug, empty grave-

Pierre: We is he, then?

-Ogoun raises a hand to shush the Boer, then turns and begins chanting something under his breath. Those present can hear the sound of a shovel digging, as if from a great distance-

The Danse Macabre Codex
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#217: Aug 6th 2010 at 3:01:41 PM

Yes. I do not want to waste any more time than necessary here.

-the Brigadier takes a breath-

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MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#218: Aug 6th 2010 at 3:04:31 PM

Samson: Wonderful. So, where is the Ark?

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#219: Aug 6th 2010 at 3:10:08 PM

-Kalulu's grin widens unpleasantly-

Kalulu: Outta yer reach, I'm afraid.

-the water surrounding the Implacable disappears, replaced with the dry and humid Savanna; furthermore, the destroyer has somehow become lodged in the earth itself-

Kalulu: SEE YA, SAMSON-GUY!!!

-and with that, the hare vanishes with a loud BAMF and a puff of multicoloured smoke, his laughter echoing for miles around and spooking those animals not off-put by the sudden appearance of a giant battleship in their midst-

edited 6th Aug '10 3:21:57 PM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#220: Aug 6th 2010 at 3:18:33 PM

Agh! Why did we trust that stupid hare?!

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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#221: Aug 6th 2010 at 8:29:54 PM

-the shadows begin to move in the direction of the Lake-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#222: Aug 7th 2010 at 12:45:45 AM

Samson: Because we're better off than we were before we met him. And he's forgetting something....

-The sounds of the phantom brass band pick up again-

Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the waves...

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#223: Aug 7th 2010 at 1:30:19 AM

DESTRUCTION IS ALL THAT WILL FOLLOW YOUR MOVEMENT HERE. THE REICH HAS FOLLOWED YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE.

-the iron warrior rolls onto the savannah next to the implacable. 20 or so black missiles launch into the air and head straight for the implacable's bridge-

edited 7th Aug '10 1:31:24 AM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#224: Aug 7th 2010 at 6:31:37 AM

Ah, excellent!

-notices the Iron Warrior-

Oh, for feck's sake!

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Meta-ridley Yep, they play music too from right behind you. Since: Feb, 2010
Yep, they play music too
#225: Aug 7th 2010 at 8:11:34 AM

BRITISH OPERATIVES IN LARGER NUMBERS THAN JUST THE SHIP. ACQUIRING NEW-FOUND TARGETS.

-the iron warrior begins to fire black, energy charged, shells at flanker-

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.

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