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Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#176: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:10:25 PM

-with a snort, the pilot begins to wildly corkscrew his plane-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#177: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:16:25 PM

McLeod: Where are the footsoldiers of the Seelie Court? We have an agreement!

-A great cloud of insects rises from the sea. They are ridden by hundreds of tiny warriors, and they swarm towards the planes over head-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#178: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:30:09 PM

-the hare vanishes in a puff of smoke, reappearing atop the pilot's helmet; it is far, far heavier than an animal that size has any right to be-

Kalulu: Say, what's that button do, Doc?

-he then points at a switch clearly labeled Ejektorsitz-

The Danse Macabre Codex
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#179: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:32:30 PM

-The pilot flattens his hand over it with cartoonish panic, while slowly reaching for his luger with the other hand-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#180: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:37:46 PM

Kalulu: Let's find out.

-the hare springboards off the pilot's head with remarkable force, coming down on the hand covering the switch like an anvil-

Kalulu: Oops, my bad. She's all yours, Limburger!

The Danse Macabre Codex
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#181: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:39:53 PM

-With a grunt of pain, the pilot seizes the hare as he is ejected, the aircraft going to auto-pilot landing setting-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#182: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:41:28 PM

-The swarm of tiny Fae warriors surge towards the second aircraft. Landing on the windscreen, obscuring the view at hacking at it with miniscule weapons-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#183: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:42:59 PM

-The windscreen electrifies itself-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#184: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:44:37 PM

-the hare glares at the hand holding him, then smiles. He places his paws on the pilot's index finger-

Kalulu: This little piggy went to market...

-he snaps the finger like a twig-

The Danse Macabre Codex
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#185: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:45:55 PM

-Several dozen of the fairies are electrocuted, but more take their place, striking the windscreen with wood-handled spears-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#186: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:46:49 PM

-the chute deploys, and the pilot puts the luger to the hare's head with his other hand-

"{Prisoner, or lunch? You decide, little god.}"

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#187: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:49:41 PM

Kalulu: Fine, fine, I give up.

-the hare then grins to himself-

Kalulu: Hey, buddy, got a little secret I'd like ta share with ya. Might help the war effort to listen. C'mere.

The Danse Macabre Codex
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#188: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:53:22 PM

-the German leans his head back, giving the hare a bland look-

"{No. Speak louder, Bugs.}"

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#189: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:56:53 PM

-Kalulu's grin widens, as do his eyes-

Kalulu: I FUCKED YOUR WIFE!!!

-and before the pilot can react, the har opens its mouth impossibly wide and bites the hand holding him clean off at the wrist-

edited 26th Jul '10 4:58:09 PM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#190: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:59:05 PM

-The windscreen of the second aircraft is beginning to crack, and the swarm is now attacking the third aircraft as well-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#191: Jul 26th 2010 at 4:59:18 PM

-As the hare plummets away, the swearing, snarling pilot fires at him with his pistol-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#192: Jul 26th 2010 at 5:02:22 PM

McLeod: What is that?

Samson: I think that's a German. And Kalulu. Falling out of an aircraft.

McLeod: The Fey are taking care of the aircraft. Kill that pilot!

-Bullets fly past the pilot and the hare-

edited 26th Jul '10 5:03:39 PM by MadeOfAxes

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#193: Jul 26th 2010 at 5:06:36 PM

-the hare proceeds to dodge in such a way that the hand takes all the shots-

Kalulu: See ya later, Chunkybutt; I'll enjoy using your fingers as cigarette holsters! Waahahaha!!!

-and with that, the hare vanishes in a puff of smoke, reappearing on the deck near Samson. He breaks off one of the fingers, proceeds to nibble on it for a bit, then looks at Samson and says-

Kalulu: Eh, what's up, Doc?

The Danse Macabre Codex
Colonial1.1 Purveyor of Obscurity from The Marvelous River City (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Purveyor of Obscurity
#194: Jul 26th 2010 at 5:10:11 PM

-the discharge on the plane's window increases, pentagrams forming amongst the sparks-

"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#195: Jul 26th 2010 at 5:33:06 PM

-The fairies decide to cut their losses and flit away from the windscreen. One of the fey draws a handful of seeds from his pocket and hurls them into the engine-

Good night everyone.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#196: Jul 27th 2010 at 3:23:26 AM

Well... that was certainly interesting.

Locking you up on radar since '09
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#197: Jul 27th 2010 at 3:53:38 AM

Samson: That it certainly was, Brigadier. Now the Implacable has almost reached your termite nest. Where next, Kalulu?

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
SullenFrog (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#198: Jul 27th 2010 at 6:10:47 AM

-the hare tosses the hand aside, then leaps off the ship towards the next mound-

The Danse Macabre Codex
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
#199: Jul 27th 2010 at 6:16:21 AM

-the Brigadier follows, trying not to think about what will happen if he mis-steps-

Locking you up on radar since '09
MadeOfAxes Not Literally Me Since: Feb, 2010
Not Literally Me
#200: Jul 27th 2010 at 6:25:35 AM

-McLeod sets the craft to follow Kalulu, still shooting at the Nazi planes overhead-

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

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