McLeod: Where are the footsoldiers of the Seelie Court? We have an agreement!
-A great cloud of insects rises from the sea. They are ridden by hundreds of tiny warriors, and they swarm towards the planes over head-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-the hare vanishes in a puff of smoke, reappearing atop the pilot's helmet; it is far, far heavier than an animal that size has any right to be-
Kalulu: Say, what's that button do, Doc?
-he then points at a switch clearly labeled Ejektorsitz-
The Danse Macabre CodexKalulu: Let's find out.
-the hare springboards off the pilot's head with remarkable force, coming down on the hand covering the switch like an anvil-
Kalulu: Oops, my bad. She's all yours, Limburger!
The Danse Macabre Codex-The swarm of tiny Fae warriors surge towards the second aircraft. Landing on the windscreen, obscuring the view at hacking at it with miniscule weapons-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-the hare glares at the hand holding him, then smiles. He places his paws on the pilot's index finger-
Kalulu: This little piggy went to market...
-he snaps the finger like a twig-
The Danse Macabre Codex-Several dozen of the fairies are electrocuted, but more take their place, striking the windscreen with wood-handled spears-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Kalulu: Fine, fine, I give up.
-the hare then grins to himself-
Kalulu: Hey, buddy, got a little secret I'd like ta share with ya. Might help the war effort to listen. C'mere.
The Danse Macabre Codex-Kalulu's grin widens, as do his eyes-
-and before the pilot can react, the har opens its mouth impossibly wide and bites the hand holding him clean off at the wrist-
edited 26th Jul '10 4:58:09 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex-The windscreen of the second aircraft is beginning to crack, and the swarm is now attacking the third aircraft as well-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.McLeod: What is that?
Samson: I think that's a German. And Kalulu. Falling out of an aircraft.
McLeod: The Fey are taking care of the aircraft. Kill that pilot!
-Bullets fly past the pilot and the hare-
edited 26th Jul '10 5:03:39 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-the hare proceeds to dodge in such a way that the hand takes all the shots-
Kalulu: See ya later, Chunkybutt; I'll enjoy using your fingers as cigarette holsters! Waahahaha!!!
-and with that, the hare vanishes in a puff of smoke, reappearing on the deck near Samson. He breaks off one of the fingers, proceeds to nibble on it for a bit, then looks at Samson and says-
Kalulu: Eh, what's up, Doc?
The Danse Macabre Codex-The fairies decide to cut their losses and flit away from the windscreen. One of the fey draws a handful of seeds from his pocket and hurls them into the engine-
Good night everyone.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Samson: That it certainly was, Brigadier. Now the Implacable has almost reached your termite nest. Where next, Kalulu?
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-the hare tosses the hand aside, then leaps off the ship towards the next mound-
The Danse Macabre Codex-McLeod sets the craft to follow Kalulu, still shooting at the Nazi planes overhead-
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

-with a snort, the pilot begins to wildly corkscrew his plane-
"He could not know it. For it was not all a joke."