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Do we have to find out which of his 28 albums are horcruxes? Is it Feelings? Or Music Man?
"Xemnas: ...Saix, why exactly are you being so deliberate with names right now?
Saix: I just want to make sure that AXEL knows that this isn't ROXAS!
Xemnas: He knows.
Saix: ROXAS. Our former thirteenth.
Xemnas: He knows, Saix.
Saix: Indeed, AXEL, our former eighth, knows that this is not ROXAS!
Xemnas: Everyone gets it.
Saix: Maybe we should take this from the top. Do you need to take some notes?
Xemnas: Saix, WTF is wrong with you today!?
No. i: Roxas...! Axel...!
Xemnas: Oh, don't YOU start!"
Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.
Edited by FirstSnow on Jan 29th 2020 at 1:58:21 PM
"A kid at work has decided that they don’t want to play with the kitchen set, and don’t want to play Barbies, but would instead rather take the them-sized stove and the Barbie-sized stove and pretend that they’re mommy and baby stoves.
The baby stove is currently at stove school, which is for stoves."
"The mommy stove is at work, and apparently makes soup for a living, which I know because this kid is has been chanting, “I MAKE SOUP AND I DO IT ALL DAY / EVERY SINGLE SOUP SECOND, EVERY SINGLE SOUP WAY,” louder and louder and higher and higher to the point where it’s now either being sung by the world’s loudest mouse or the world’s most out-of-breath six-year-old."
"Also, you won't believe this: they actually put in the goddamned anti-materiel rifle from My Neighbor Totoro."
zest has no curfew
"Unfortunately, there was nothing he or his giant calves could yabba-dabba-do."
Not everyone has had the privilege of being blocked on Twitter by the illustrious Hideki Kamiya, but that’s all about to change. At a very special Kickstarter tier, Kamiya himself will tweet directed to you, and then will block you forever!
Edited by ArmoredFury on Feb 5th 2020 at 3:31:43 AM
The Wonderful 101 remaster Kickstarter
Edited by Zanreo on Feb 3rd 2020 at 8:39:11 PM
"i've been wearing these pants for three days"
"joker: your persona sounds a lot like my cat..."
Stevie Wonder: "Yo, I didn't see shit."
"Pass me a cigar and a large glass of brandy..."
Edited by AHSVelocity on Feb 6th 2020 at 8:09:23 AM
You must only drink water Oh, water is healthy as fuck Bitch, you better
Drink water, drink water, drink water, drink water, bitch [x4]
I am an ancient cracking group coder.
I think that what you are doing is wrong because everyone has to learn by himself the machine system for his own.
You are creating lamers in my opinion.
"I gotta say, I love how the video ends with a bunch of complaints/back-handed compliments towards something related to the "Sonic" franchise. Those never get old, I love that they're in every video about "Sonic" ever, the absolute best thing to have come from the series, I lo-I love how easy they are-oh sorry, that was too harsh. Let me try again. I love how they require no effort-aw hell, that's even worse. Hold on, I swear I got it this time. "Sonic '06" is the only game the series ever made according to most people-I'm sorry, I can't stop."
Personnel are to maintain all professional standards set forth by the Wendy’s corporation. Night-shift guards are to be equipped with gas masks and broad-spectrum UV lights.
The freezer is to remain padlocked.
Employees are encouraged to ignore all sounds emanating from within.
"that's a treasure chest." "that's right!! good job, buddy." *beat* "aaaare you gonna open it?" "it opens??"
I would say that it is the worst animated film I've ever seen, but I have had the displeasure of watching animated porn. That really, guys, is the only thing that stops this thing from being the worst I've ever seen, is I've watched fucking animated porn!
"O-M-G" "R-O-F-L!" "A-B-C-D-E-F-G..." "OK, OK, I'LL TEACH YOU TEXT SPEAK"
"I BEAT ALL THE DATA BATTLES ON PROUD LADS"
"THE SECRET BOSS KILLED ME IMMEDIATELY LADS"
Pokemon that are also nicknames for weed:
Sammy barfed on the presidential candidate
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Feb 10th 2020 at 4:31:31 AM
Mama says yes, Papa says no Make up your mind cause I gotta go
There's no better feeling than a hard on. I guess the closest thing is the feeling of holding a gun, but instead of being cold and rigid, it's a gun made out of hot meat ...your own flesh and blood. It's warm and it tingles and somehow it's hard AND soft at the same time ...and it's yours ...it's your power ...it's your gun.
And what do you do with a gun? ...you shoot it. You look for a nice target, you take aim and you squeeze the trigger ...and that fucking gun goes BLAM! There's nothing like it. I guess the only thing that would make it better would be if you could put another bullet in it and just shoot that fucker again ...and again ...again.
Oh well, nothing is perfect.
"Oh, a spoiler for my new song! Thanks, time loop."
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