ITT: We Make Obscure References.

"The power of my fist compels you!"

They found the last sad bastard still using Myspace, found a post he made about this movie and used that as their one positive blurb.

"Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it."

"Shockingly and disappointingly, I am not a 300-pound demigod."

"My ass has blisters from the slide!"

David, can we get the lesbian plant outta here?

We are all clowns.

"Evil Bernadetta summons Bruce Lee to destroy her enemies"

"We have possessions but we've hidden them."

"Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!"

"oh my god"

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

"im crying"

"OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING"

"“bitch that’s the tubby custard machine” 10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow."

"i cannot believe this post is back on my dash"

"I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry."

Jesus Christ, the war flashbacks are real. ◊

"One shot! Two shots!    Two shots to kill the Pyro!   "

Velcro, scout ahead! Flap your wings, become air born!

"I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service!"

We can all agree that chopping off 12 homeless dudes' hands off to make a better hand is pretty psychotic, right?

...Right?

"It should also be mentioned that one of the trees is equipped with an automatic sniper rifle... but I'm not gonna tell you which one."

This is my new character, dumpy jalapeño.

Edited by FirstSnow on Sep 25th 2019 at 5:26:30 PM

God, go the fuck away, Clint Howard. You can't fucking act and I'm sick and tired of seeing you.

Ah, lovely Mr Goldenballs. Shiny.

Edited by Routeferret on Sep 26th 2019 at 3:11:37 PM

Are those intarsia teddy bears on a sweater vest? I must have it!

"D-E-E— D-E-A-D. Fuck I'm tired."

My Boxster!

Sockamagee!

Fafa, did you see that? The devil got into our basketball and threatened me.

I am on the moon; I have come to save the moon; the moon is cursed by ritual magic; okay maybe sometimes I too dabble in iffy magic to get cool treasure; also now there are ghosts on the moon too, what the hell.