Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
Rancis may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas...Show me them Teletitties
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.- Cuts down a stalagmite to make a bridge over a pit* "Best idea ever." *Stalagmite begins to fall towards person who cut it* "Worst idea ever." *Stalagmite then topples the other way, making the bridge* "Best. Idea. EVER!"
Edited by CrestHolder on Jul 20th 2019 at 2:54:56 PM
A hero is made when you make a choice.But no splittin' left and right nonsense. I saw that on an episode of Star Trek once; it wasn't right.
Edited by FirstSnow on Jul 22nd 2019 at 1:57:35 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."the human lay alone, passed out upon a bed of flowers. monsters gathered from far and wide to see them...but then they sung a musical number about themselves and left."
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Everybody, Polkamon!
"Polkamon" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
"Kirby took an ancestry dna test and found out he had siblings"
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Gonna dress you up in my shroud, in my shrooouuud, all over, all over, from your head down to your toe-oh-oesssss~
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideThere are seven melons who saw you.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.George Lucas doesn't care about giving you the film he made - he cares more about digitally jerking off in your fucking face and showing you what his "true vision" is at this moment.
simple as"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"I'm giving you a C- on happy place!"
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests."Well anyway, uh, thanks for all the help HAL, you've been a blast."
"Monday, Friday, Wednesday, Friday at 12 pm, turn on desk lamp?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insidehumongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.
Edited by FirstSnow on Jul 24th 2019 at 7:29:43 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.^ x6 that one Harry Potter Chinese bootleg subs
"Leftover items still have value!""Swearing is not allowed here." "Mayonaise." "Warning one - rude."
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Would you like a large cash settlement? Or a medium cash hamlet?
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."Okay, I just rescued this small child and conscripted her into our army. Now I need you to bring her to the other side of this castle and get her to talk to that deadly assassin and convince him to join, too, and then keep them both alive. Also, watch out for lightning."
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests."Starfish have mouths in the middle of their bodies" "Yeah so what" "Mermaids use them as bras" "0_0"
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests."Alright, so 30% of the alkanes in petrol are gay."
“So much for the open minded Jacobites!”
My Anime crush is Legosi"My pee is red!"
"You know, I respect that."
Edited by Routeferret on Jul 28th 2019 at 12:50:21 PM
"Give money! Receive Dragonball!"
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?