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“Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn *Scream*”
"What's happ-Look, I've got...TWO THUMBS ON ONE HAND! I'M TURNING INTO THUMB-MAN!" *singing* "Thumb-Maaaaaaaan~ He can fly through the sky!"
A Youtube shitpost from the Instant Regret Playlist.
"That's the serial urinater disguised as a cow."
Excellent work, Sage. You had to conquer not only your temperament but also your own self-respect to deliver such a cheesy line!!!
"Whoooos daaaaa strongest dorbee in the world who's loved by every boy und girl und yak? It's Mr. Poe! And Yogul!"
And now Ben Shapiro wants to know my location!
Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed.
Chad? Save me a slice of that cherry pie, and a slice of that coffee.
"Nearly every commercial for ambulance-chasing lawyers follows the same formula: big insurance companies are penny-pinching evil incarnate who exist solely to profit from your misfortune. So, hire our big law firm to go after them and "recover" all the money you "deserve" (minus a sizable cut for ourselves, of course)."
New Watson likes jam. We're very happy.
And the nuclear powers have just denied rumors that the world's waters are being polluted by nunun-nununuⁿᵘⁿᵘⁿᵘⁿᵘᶜˡᵉᵃʳ waste.
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"Impudent fool! I am the supreme being from birth! No human am I, no sirree!"
It is as reliable and as long-lasting as a pensioner's erection.
Somemone tell me that I am not prepared for this kind of nasty engagement!
This is the CBS Television— oh goddamn it.
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