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"Either that or I fail, because I'm a giggly bitch."
My husband is having an affair with your wife. I don't think we should talk about it, unless you're prepared to kill them.
"You're lookin' pretty good considering you just had brain surgery! Though your gaze is completely vacant..."
"The door's been vanished due to evil powers. Scary..."
"Thank you, lamp father"
Ah, Carina is buttstomping again. Don't get in her way.
"Why are you so mad, anyways?”
“Aside from the years of stupidity I've had to suffer because of you people? You let someone blow up a bridge and didn't do anything about it."
"It was in that moment that I knew I couldn't do it. There were people inside that castle. Turtles, Magikoopas, fire, sentient fire..."
"You damn dirty duck!"
I feel like she's too distracted by punching things.
"How many muscles are there, incidentally, in your fingers?
"One if you play your cards right! *wink*"
"And Lisa in the crowd said Larry just had a vaginal malfunction.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Feb 12th 2019 at 9:25:56 PM
Caramelldansen, the misheard lyrics of it.
Bob:"Simon, did they tell you that on this show, they don't let me touch knives?
Alice:"Yeah yeah, you just gave this man-"
Simon:"-a cuppa' napalm?"
Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Feb 13th 2019 at 6:33:36 AM
"He goes into the shower, and then I'm his butt."
"I have hair on my balls and I sell cars. The end."
[yelling] "STOP YELLING!"
"There Is No Nope For The Melons"
Edited by Zanreo on Feb 14th 2019 at 6:05:29 PM
'I got kidnapped by a crazy animatronic and all I got was this crushed corpse'
Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Feb 14th 2019 at 11:19:55 AM
x4- that one Chinese bootleg of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?
"Adolf Stalin Mussolini Potter....you are definitely going to be a Hufflepuff!"
"Oh yay! I just vant to hug everyone!"
“Let’s go with Aquaman.....waman.”
Excuse me, I need a spooooo-
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