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CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#20126: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:12:32 PM

>pinkie pie
>mind rape powers

Ok, that's the scariest image put in my mind all night.

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20127: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:15:05 PM

and she mind rapes twilight who goes catatonic for five minutes then comes back as gangsta twilight

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#20128: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:17:00 PM

I can't wait to read this fanfic.

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20129: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:17:57 PM

SUP NIGGAS, THIS IS YO HOMEPONY TWILIGHT

CHECK OUT MAH BLING

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20131: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:20:40 PM

Twilight should have a gold tooth too.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#20132: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:22:05 PM

You know, in my head I pronounce "RAEGPONY" with a hard "G". It's funnier that way.

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20135: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:27:22 PM

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that if you lose all semblance of who you are, you've just got to make the best of it and stand up for yourself.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle, Top Dog in Ponyville, G

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#20137: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:31:10 PM

Someone should make a comic book about a powerful and spectacular superhero who does private security jobs when he's "off-duty", like a police officer.

Though someone probably already has; I don't really know comic books.

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20138: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:31:33 PM

Also should Twilight use her fire powers as a gangsta, or would that be cheating?

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20140: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:35:18 PM

For some reason it always makes me think of Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff.

Which always makes me think of One Saturday Morning (2000-2002 era), for reasons I will never understand.

SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
#20141: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:37:50 PM

Heh; at least it has wheels. My failship is mostly alien exoskeleton. The source of propulsion is anyone's guess.

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion
Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#20142: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:39:11 PM

I could probably easily do SBAHJ and no one could tell the difference. Maybe. I know how to do bad art and comics. *shuffles old comics I produced when 14 under bed*

^Maybe it has nerves that make it move? I don't know how the bus's wheels stay on.

edited 8th Mar '11 7:40:21 PM by Jumpingzombie

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20143: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:40:09 PM

Twilight is an alcoholic and is destroying her family

who says she has one

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#20144: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:40:59 PM

Wait, who gave birth to her then?

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20146: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:42:46 PM

Her mother, obviously.

You see nopony wants to bang her, meaning she has no family. Also adoption doesn't exist, unwanted ponies are killed.

god i love grimdarking childrens' shows

SPACETRAVEL from ☉ Since: Oct, 2010
#20147: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:44:27 PM

Maybe it has nerves that make it move?
Only if they were somehow able to reawaken those nerves after the original alien's death and the removal of most of its body.

I don't know how the bus's wheels stay on.
Glitter glue.

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20148: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:48:05 PM

I noticed I have not been yammering on about my media empire as much.

If I buy anything it will probably become mired in debt and then die, like Canwest.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#20149: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:48:50 PM

Even if all you buy is a sandwich? A sandwich in a wrapper with the ABC logo printed on it?

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#20150: Mar 8th 2011 at 7:52:16 PM

Ooh, sounds awesome. Quick, merch team. Get on it.

I meant any more big properties. e.g. cable channels, websites, magazines. (that last one may be the only regularly published print media worth going into, besides books, because newspapers are a money pit. Speaking of which, I should go back to the 19th century and become a newspaper baron)


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