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Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#12076: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:13:58 PM

Somehow, the more wrinkles you have the creepier acting like a kid seems.

Memento mori.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#12077: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:14:25 PM

Perhaps.

i am an eccentric fucker

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#12079: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:19:42 PM

Also, I can understand why Beezus might be named Beatrice, because it was 1955 and all, but Junie B. Jones was from the '90s. Did anyone still name their kids Beatrice then?

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#12080: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:22:52 PM

I'd name a kid Beatrice. I like older names.

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#12081: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:24:15 PM

Older, sure. 13th-century Italy old.

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CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#12082: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:24:41 PM

I was curious, so I did the math. The first Junie B. Jones book was published in 1992. She's starting kindergarten in that one, so she'd be about 5. That means she was born in 1987. So, if Junie B aged in real time, she'd be 23 or 24 now.

I wonder what 24-year-old Junie B would be like.

(Also, I'm almost afraid to calculate Beezus or Ramona's ages, largely because they—or Beezus, at least—would be old enough to be my grandmother)

edited 6th Feb '11 11:25:38 PM by CentralAvenue

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#12083: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:25:45 PM

Pfft. Admit it, if you met a kid named Copernicus, you'd buy him a beer. Much more awesome then the new trendy names. Take that, Treasure Cocaine.

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#12085: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:29:46 PM

The Trash Heap is a good thread.citation needed

edited 6th Feb '11 11:29:59 PM by ImipolexG

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#12086: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:30:58 PM

No, no, it's [citation needed]

edited 6th Feb '11 11:31:23 PM by AnonymousUser

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#12088: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:31:27 PM

Huh, we passed 12000 tonight and we didn't even notice.

Is that the society we live in these days? Where 1000-post milestones are such a regular occurrence that they go without comment? Damn liberals...

edited 6th Feb '11 11:31:57 PM by CentralAvenue

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ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#12089: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:31:50 PM

Howjadothat?

^You have enough of those and no one cares.

edited 6th Feb '11 11:32:11 PM by ImipolexG

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#12090: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:31:55 PM

*strangles CA and accuses him of being a Tea Party member*

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#12092: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:34:53 PM

-hires male strippers- We need to celebrate this 12000 post shit,ffffffffffffffffffffff

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#12093: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:39:38 PM

It's becoming increasingly difficult not to stay up till 3 AM...

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#12095: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:43:17 PM

Fuck kids. What do they think playgrounds are for anyway?

....

One day I'd like to defecate on public property. You needed to know this.

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#12096: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:44:20 PM

I remember that thread about the kid who pissed in a park.

...

Also why do I picture my "LolIJBM" incarnation as not really looking like myself?

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#12097: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:46:11 PM

Oh I remember that. Funny, I thought that was gross at the time. Maybe because I thought the mom lazy. This would be petty vandalism for personal vendetta.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#12098: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:47:57 PM

^^ Well, the obvious answer is that you're not a loli. (Though in my head, loli!CA doesn't really look like me, either.)

Also, you're still thinking about LoliJBM?

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#12099: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:49:05 PM

It's what drove me to diddle around with create.swf some more.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#12100: Feb 6th 2011 at 11:53:21 PM

I can't decide if it should be stylized as "LoliJBM" or "LolIJBM".

Though of course our official logotype will cheat and render it as "LOLIJBM".

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