And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...CA Marketplace and Caffeine 92.5 proudly present...CHEF & WAITERMAN LIVE!
waiterman where the hell are we
we're on stage chef at the palace theater
why are we here
well you acgreed to put on a live show for the people
they even set up a little repilica of our kitchn
Oh, that's right, I've alwasy wanted to prefoerm a live show
Here, pick a card, any card
Why did you keep a deck of cards in the knife drawer
not the point, jsut pick a card
fine
now show it to the audiene, but not to me
now put it back in the deck
ok
now throw the deck in teh air
what
juts do it
ok, here goes nothing
Aha! You'll notice I imapaled one of the cards on my chef's knife
Is this your card?
(Chef holds up the Three of Diamonds.)
no
see? amazing—wait, what
i said no
it's not my card
what
my C Ard is not the 3 of diamons
but that's impossible
i used a deck of nothing but the three of diamonsd
my card wasn't the three of diamonds
you're lying
no i'm not
i'll ask the audience
Audience, wasn't his card the three of diamons?
| Audience: | NO! |
well then
I guess this magic show was a bust, eh watierman
it's not a magic how, chef
what is ti then?
hell if I know.
I just kow wer'e getting paid ovetrrime
tha's good
maybe i can actually pay my rent a couple times thsi year
edited 3rd Jul '11 5:42:34 PM by CentralAvenue
Heapers’ HangoutHaven: Hahaha.
Also, these are the [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?name=+
[Advisor]||type=+[Advisor]||subtype=+[Advisor]||text=+[Advisor] advisers]].
Then post with the other handle; I know I don't mind
Also I'm feeling less like a creepy perv than I was a while ago, which is good
Heapers’ Hangout

I used to watch soap operas for the commercials.
I have several VHS tapes with soap operas.
And as of that last line this handle is eating my brain.
@yarrunmace, last page
I thought I was King of this place! Unless I left the crown with the other handle
edited 3rd Jul '11 5:31:58 PM by WizardDuck