The thing that gets me is... how often have we asked him to stop stretching the page? I know it's been more than once. And yet... it keeps happening.
And even if you take it at face value and say it was a broken keyboard, that would imply he lacks the ability (or the knowledge) to find the "edit this post" button and throw some spaces in so it'd have line breaks.
Really. With, if you're reading this: Please STOP stretching the page. I don't care if it's just stretched a little, or if it doesn't stretch on mobile, or whatever. Several people have asked that you no longer do that. (And we've asked other people who've done it not to do it, so it's not because it's you. It's because it is annoying.)
Stupid doomed timeline...Even in a shit posting thread, things like pagestretching or overly long walls of nonsense text or lots of Zalgo text are annoying, tbh.
Especially if people are actually talking.
Like if we're having a conversation about kets or a faux-RP involving petrification and eating things that were not meant to be eaten or whatever and someone comes in posting "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" ad infinitum and stretches the page, it just... idk it's annoying.
Cute ket!
-chewing sulphur-
Rubarb. Rubarb. Peas and carrots. Peas and carrots. Rubarb. Peas and carrots.
https://youtu.be/_1F5HhUvFbM?si=csgwerqELcG6615qRhubarb is cooler when it gets combined with strawberries and put in a pie.
-chewing more sulphur-
Rubarb. Rhubarb. Rhubarb. Peas and carrots. Carrots and peas. Rhubarb. Peas and Rhubarb.
https://youtu.be/_1F5HhUvFbM?si=csgwerqELcG6615q

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