The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

Yes. I did. I also ate someone's parents.

Whose?

I don't know. I didn't ask.

For I Marcen.

You don't need to ask to figure out whose parents they were! Ain't you ever heard of identification?

Fuck em.

Fuck em? You already ate em!

Ew.

-backhands you-

Hello,yes,I'd like return this cat,it keeps meowing

The fuck is that?

the best game of all time

-pours gasoline in thread due to picture-

That picture is an offense to Providence god of profanity.

It must be slain and its corpse shall be sealed in the pearl of the father of oysters.

Then we shall forever close the gates to the far country so that it shall never return to our land.

but how can you not love the greatness that is jimmy white's 2: cueball

I can't help but feel he's looking at me because of the comment...

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

"NO!", said Demetrios. Let's throw it in the Sun. ;)

I’m all for it. The fact that I’ve got a hive reactor doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy throwing things into other reactors. It just happens to be that the sun is a wonderful, nuclear furnace.

The worst part about the fall/winter season is there is really no place to schedule a suicide without ruining someone’s holiday plans. First you got october, and you can’t ruin everyone’s spooky festivites, then early November is kinda still to close to Halloween but mid to late November is for Thanksgiving. Decemeber is pretty much all Christmas. You are going to want to wait a week or two to let New Years have some room to breathe. So how about a “Yay!” for January 15.

What in the actual fuck is going on in this thread.

*swings from the chandelier*

...wait, that isn't my bit is it?

*walks like an Egyptian*

... Eh, close enough.

It is illegal to walk that way. Please walk this way. Also you should talk this way.

STOP

turn around and empty both your pockets,I see you with stolen merchandise

I don't even have pockets.