If you don’t allow me to throw people into the fiery orb, I’ll
E A T Y O U R S O U L
And if I pay for the keyboard, your keyboard will be a
K E Y B O R B.
You have been warned. Do you desire a spherical keyboard?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.It’s been longer than five seconds.
And enjoy your keyborb.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.If you don't do what the deciders say, you shall be punished with force. And conversion into plasma. The best solution is always to
throw it into the sun
and you can't argue with that, or I'll throw you into the sun.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Then I will not throw it into the sun. I will allow the cat to continue dissenting and give it a box.
Then I will pet the cat, ignoring any and all work that must be done until the cat is satisfied.
But if you are not a cat, then you will be either non-rebellious or violently incinerated.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.![]()
Okay, true. I shall not pet them.
Why would you ask a cat for legal advice?
What idiot recommended a cat to give you legal advice?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.

The Dead Mans Life, YOMANK. So YOMANK.