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Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
Lover of masks.
#490327: Oct 3rd 2018 at 7:59:34 PM

Scientific notation is for those of use who don't know how to use zero. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.

[up]I pass the responsibility to [down]x3

Edited by TheDeadMansLife on Oct 3rd 2018 at 8:02:52 AM

Please.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#490328: Oct 3rd 2018 at 8:04:28 PM

If you don’t allow me to throw people into the fiery orb, I’ll

E A T Y O U R S O U L

And if I pay for the keyboard, your keyboard will be a

K E Y B O R B.

You have been warned. Do you desire a spherical keyboard?

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#490329: Oct 3rd 2018 at 8:09:14 PM

In fiv sconds, I will typ a pem.

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#490330: Oct 3rd 2018 at 8:21:44 PM

It’s been longer than five seconds.

And enjoy your keyborb.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Petrichor4 Bisexual Goblin Queen from In some whores vagina Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Bisexual Goblin Queen
#490331: Oct 3rd 2018 at 10:49:37 PM

heller

We must never confuse elegance with snobbery.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#490332: Oct 4th 2018 at 4:12:06 AM

> why am I not in bed.

you are now in bread

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#490333: Oct 4th 2018 at 4:13:08 AM

also PSA

Page stretching:Dont or you'll bring the wrath of teh mods down us on,and the heap has been accident free for ages

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Petrichor4 Bisexual Goblin Queen from In some whores vagina Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Bisexual Goblin Queen
#490334: Oct 4th 2018 at 4:16:52 AM

what is page stretching?

We must never confuse elegance with snobbery.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#490335: Oct 4th 2018 at 4:17:32 AM

It's when you break the page by making a post too long

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#490336: Oct 4th 2018 at 4:18:24 AM

Like there was a time someone spammed the poo emoji and that messed up the page count

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Zanreo Gizmondo from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Gizmondo
#490337: Oct 4th 2018 at 4:37:22 AM

well that sounds like a really

shitty thing to do

My favorite failed console tbh
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#490338: Oct 4th 2018 at 4:39:23 AM

yeah I know right

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#490339: Oct 4th 2018 at 5:31:05 AM

i broke the page once,but I fixed it before anyone saw anything

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
marcen12 Sigh from Under The Floorboards (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
MrLavisherMoot dizzy from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
dizzy
#490341: Oct 4th 2018 at 6:53:18 AM

They use force to make you do what the deciders have decided you must do.

They use force to make you do what the deciders have decided you must do!

They use force to make you do what the deciders have decided you must do!

simple as
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#490342: Oct 4th 2018 at 7:23:20 AM

If you don't do what the deciders say, you shall be punished with force. And conversion into plasma. The best solution is always to

throw it into the sun

and you can't argue with that, or I'll throw you into the sun.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#490343: Oct 4th 2018 at 9:10:54 AM

But what if the dissenter is...

A CAT??????

Stupid doomed timeline...
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#490344: Oct 4th 2018 at 9:18:21 AM

Then I will not throw it into the sun. I will allow the cat to continue dissenting and give it a box.

Then I will pet the cat, ignoring any and all work that must be done until the cat is satisfied.

But if you are not a cat, then you will be either non-rebellious or violently incinerated.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#490345: Oct 4th 2018 at 9:50:27 AM

What if it's a lion? Or a panther? Or a leopard? Or a bobcat? Or a cougar? Or a tiger? Or a lynx?

Those animals don't take kindly to being petted.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#490346: Oct 4th 2018 at 9:50:56 AM

I asked my cat for legal advice and now I'm in trouble

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#490347: Oct 4th 2018 at 9:52:12 AM

[up][up]Okay, true. I shall not pet them.

[up]Why would you ask a cat for legal advice?

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#490348: Oct 4th 2018 at 9:56:49 AM

they were highly recommended!

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#490349: Oct 4th 2018 at 10:09:29 AM

What idiot recommended a cat to give you legal advice?

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
marcen12 Sigh from Under The Floorboards (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)

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