The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

Bad Ulti.

I'm not bad,its just the way I'm drawn

And now we've got the basic conflict for the next three seasons.

its 1 season,ratings are DOWN and our merchandise is not selling

we need ideas people,fresh bold ideas!

We petrify Ulti and sell him as a garden statue?

No, no, he's a central character. The few fans we do have are drawn to your hilarious bickering.

I say we turn the graph over and bluff the execs.

Aw, but I wanted to petrify someone. That's always good for ratings.

You can't petrify anyone yet, Oz. Wait for Sweeps Week.

But I wanna petrify!

Alright. Petrify this pebble, then.

Song of the Day #465

-low growl-

-bolts for the door-

-hissing-

The pebble's already stone so petrifying it does nothing.

So instead I shall do this! *petrifies a stinkbug because no one likes those anyway, then places it next to the pebble to serve as a secondary pebble*

your pebble is now a rebel!

Damn you pebble! WE HAD A DEAAAAAAL!

It altered the deal. Pray it doesn't alter it any further.

Dammit, Nancy, do you think you can ignore me just because you turned into a skeleton?!

No.

OH MY GLOB DID YOU SEE THE FINAL HOLY-

sorry

-Deep breath-

OK,staying up passed my bedtime was totally worth it

also marley and me is on

trying to avoid watching but its in the same room as me

its too sad

doggo dies,can't handle it

Song of the Day #466

Hi

yada yada yada

...die

I wasn't even watching Seinfeld lol

yada yada yada

butts butts butts