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Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#486801: Jul 3rd 2018 at 3:41:20 PM

-sets off the fireworks all at once-

oops,I lit a match and everything glows

have a listen and have a link to my discord server
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#486802: Jul 3rd 2018 at 3:46:53 PM

*slaps Ulti, then does the Unflinching Walk thing anyway because it is in the script*

Stupid doomed timeline...
Demetrios Lucky Seven from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#486804: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:15:24 PM

See Ulti, this is why you read the correct script beforehand.

Be right back, I need to pick up some more explosives. This is going to be very expensive last minute. Eh, I'll put it on Ulti's account. I mean, it's his fault I need to get more anyway.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#486805: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:19:06 PM

reading is for squares and five sided triangles

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Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#486806: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:25:12 PM

Not-reading is for illiterates.

Are you illiterate, Ulti?

Stupid doomed timeline...
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#486807: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:26:00 PM

I dont know I cant read

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Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#486808: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:39:58 PM

OK, can someone please teach Ulti to read?

I'd try but I have explosives to assemble.

Stupid doomed timeline...
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#486809: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:40:22 PM

I mean, maybe after this Ulti can even read a brook!

Stupid doomed timeline...
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#486810: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:42:22 PM

Wait a second, if Ulti's illiterate, how is he posting in recognizable (if grammatically idiosyncratic) English?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#486811: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:44:34 PM

I type with my nose

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WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#486812: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:46:11 PM

But it requires you to know the words in the first place...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#486813: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:48:48 PM

listen smart guy one more wisecrack and I'm stuffing you inside a cat's mouth

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WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#486814: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:51:23 PM

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#486815: Jul 3rd 2018 at 4:58:49 PM

Ulti, you do anything to a cat other than pet it, boop its snoot, give it cat food (and NO, stuffing someone inside its mouth is NOT cat food, I mean you put some kitty kibble in a bowl and let the cat eat from the bowl), clean its litter pan, or hug it gently, and I will petrify you.

Stupid doomed timeline...
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#486816: Jul 3rd 2018 at 6:31:45 PM

All right, hands up, who got the Stealth Pun?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
marcen12 Sigh from Under The Floorboards (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
marcen12 Sigh from Under The Floorboards (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#486819: Jul 4th 2018 at 10:18:59 AM

> I don't know. Whoever has it must be pretty sneaky.

like a sneaky cat...

still looking for my apples,damn cat

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Ultimatum Disasturbator from The Wiggle Room (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Disasturbator
#486820: Jul 4th 2018 at 10:36:18 AM

going to a puppy party!

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Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#486822: Jul 4th 2018 at 12:09:31 PM

Do I look like a Wheel Of Fortune contestant to you?tongue

Stupid doomed timeline...
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#486823: Jul 4th 2018 at 12:20:16 PM

>Tries to Watch Beetlejuice.

>"Your laptop's DVD player cannot support Dolby 5.1 audio."

>Audio plays anyway.

>Audio abruptly stops midway through the movie.

>Upgrade costs $60.00.

>Thinks this.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#486824: Jul 4th 2018 at 12:43:22 PM

i recently bought a disc drive to watch movies and install older games and now they want to charge me $20 for the software to actually play dvd's so i feel the same.

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#486825: Jul 4th 2018 at 12:44:36 PM

Spidermom, Spidermom

Noms whatever a spidermom noms

Stupid doomed timeline...

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