The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

-sets off the fireworks all at once-

oops,I lit a match and everything glows

*slaps Ulti, then does the Unflinching Walk thing anyway because it is in the script*

And now you have to miss the rest of the party, because you just picked up dish-cleaning duty.

See Ulti, this is why you read the correct script beforehand.

Be right back, I need to pick up some more explosives. This is going to be very expensive last minute. Eh, I'll put it on Ulti's account. I mean, it's his fault I need to get more anyway.

reading is for squares and five sided triangles

Not-reading is for illiterates.

Are you illiterate, Ulti?

I dont know I cant read

OK, can someone please teach Ulti to read?

I'd try but I have explosives to assemble.

I mean, maybe after this Ulti can even read a brook!

Wait a second, if Ulti's illiterate, how is he posting in recognizable (if grammatically idiosyncratic) English?

I type with my nose

But it requires you to know the words in the first place...

listen smart guy one more wisecrack and I'm stuffing you inside a cat's mouth

Ulti, you do anything to a cat other than pet it, boop its snoot, give it cat food (and NO, stuffing someone inside its mouth is NOT cat food, I mean you put some kitty kibble in a bowl and let the cat eat from the bowl), clean its litter pan, or hug it gently, and I will petrify you.

All right, hands up, who got the Stealth Pun?

I don't know. Whoever has it must be pretty sneaky.

Song of the Day #463

> I don't know. Whoever has it must be pretty sneaky.

like a sneaky cat...

still looking for my apples,damn cat

going to a puppy party!

Give me 5 letters!

Do I look like a Wheel Of Fortune contestant to you?

>Tries to Watch Beetlejuice.

>"Your laptop's DVD player cannot support Dolby 5.1 audio."

>Audio plays anyway.

>Audio abruptly stops midway through the movie.

>Upgrade costs $60.00.

>Thinks this.

i recently bought a disc drive to watch movies and install older games and now they want to charge me $20 for the software to actually play dvd's so i feel the same.

Spidermom, Spidermom

Noms whatever a spidermom noms