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Counterclock Since: Feb, 2013
#47176: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:00:49 AM

This person is 6'11 tall and has a scar running over his eye, he waits patiently while you take the seat he offered, using his face to take out a cigar that is far too big for his mouth.

the Cigar Scar Man leans over and starts slipping 5 pieces of toast to your inventory, after a quick glance towards the other patrons, he starts to laugh

"Vell, Vell, Vell, Look at Vhat ve have here!" Says the Cigar man as he places the cigar down onto the bar, leaning over again to come to eye level with you.

The cigar man rips off the rubber mask revealing him to be Yoshi from before! Dun dun dun! after sliding his tongue on the top of your ear he starts to pass you a secret message "You dun good little one, but remember about the agreement, The Patriots in this bar are nervous due to your homicidal tendencies, so try to avoid the cops while you wash yourself"

  • Continue your planning for the Free Land of Swedan
  • Caress Yoshi, and turn this game into some sort of Yaoish Hentai Land Paradise.
  • While holding the moldy toast in your hand, you understand the purpose of a Dolphin wearing a Tattoo of the sun, Roll for the best initiative and eat your weight in chocolate.

Counterclock Since: Feb, 2013
#47177: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:02:30 AM

And with that, I'm putting the game on Pause.

I might fall asleep soon and I've got some stuff to do ^_^

Thank you for playing, and I hope you enjoyed the gaming Hour with CC.

You're all hipsters though, and as we all know: Hipsters burn in agony.

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#47178: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:04:45 AM

Night Clocky.

And no, I will not caress Yoshi. Stupid freakin' horse!

You're an ad hominem attack!
Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#47179: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:09:33 AM

LADY GAGA GET OUT OF MY BRAIN

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#47180: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:21:42 AM

I like gospel/blusey/folky music

i'm saying this because I'm going to spam this thread with a conversation with myself.

SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#47181: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:22:56 AM

No you're not

also thank you Ms Clocky for an intriguing game of... something

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#47182: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:24:02 AM

[up]Yes I am Leather Pants! I'm 12 years old, you're not the boss of me now! >:V

edited 2nd Jun '11 9:24:14 AM by Jumpingzombie

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#47183: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:25:21 AM

I am also here for the providing of conversation.

What kind of gospel/bluesy/folky music?

edited 2nd Jun '11 9:26:56 AM by Idler20

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#47184: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:29:00 AM

Well, nothing specific, kind of this and that. Alberta Cross is good for folk/blues rock. But, who the fuck's heard of them? Led Zeppelin goes in that area too.

This was kind of spurred on by listening to Adele's "Rolling in the Deep"*

. And me trying to find more of such music. Except more rocky.

SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#47185: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:29:05 AM

@Jay-Z - don't let looks deceive you. I have already lived several hundred centuries.

Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#47186: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:29:39 AM

I know this is kinda weird but here's some Stuck for you peoples.

"So, where's this party, anyway?"

"The Fortress. It's essentially a club built on top of a giant tower of 32 levels' worth of..." Cale started, before Allie pulled out a sheet of paper that went from her hand to my foot.

"Let's see here, uh, your average old cronies, then there's ninjas, pirates, samurai, dead presidents, lions, tigers, bears, evil rock bands, magicians, psychics, need I go on?" Allie said.

"Well, what kind of idiot would knowingly find a huge deathtrap and then put a -nightclub- on top of it?" I asked.

Allie and Cale turned to each other, then replied together, "Todd."

"Oh, yeah. Forgot he was an insane megalomaniac for a sec. Never mind."

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#47187: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:32:05 AM

I know this is kinda weird

Please read the last few pages of this thread. It's pretty normal, really.

Sounds interesting, I gather from your troperpage you're writing it?

Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#47188: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:34:40 AM

Yep. It's been taking forever for me to write the third episode though, so don't hold your breath for its release.

Sorry.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#47189: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:35:24 AM

JZ: What has become of you indeed?

Sunny D: It's years, not centuries.

Hmm, Stuck is the name of a film, based on a true story about a woman who accidentally impales a homeless man on her car's hood ornament, and drives home with him still attached. She then decides that because she doesn't want the bad reputation that'll come with having done this, she's just going to leave him on the car in her garage to die.

NOW BEAR MY ARCTIC BLAST!

You're an ad hominem attack!
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#47190: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:36:44 AM

Eh, I understand that. Keep workin' at it until you're happy with it is all I can say.

@Idler - ... oh yes. I got mixed up with the hundreds and the centuries and the things. Bah!

edited 2nd Jun '11 9:37:30 AM by SunshineWerewolf

Tre could be worse from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
could be worse
#47191: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:36:59 AM

[up][up]...yeah, uh, no, wrong Stuck. Yes, unimaginative title, but I don't think it matters.

edited 2nd Jun '11 9:38:16 AM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#47192: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:39:56 AM

There must be a back door somewhere. Let's try to find it first, shall we?

You're an ad hominem attack!
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#47193: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:41:59 AM

Yesterday is history today! ... Today is tomorrow's history!

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#47194: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:44:19 AM

It's a weapon. It's really powerful, especially against living things. Better take it with you.

You're an ad hominem attack!
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#47195: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:45:52 AM

It, it hurts a bit, but... I can walk! :D

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#47196: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:46:56 AM

I'm getting very bad sensations from this...as if a cat had just licked my heart.

You're an ad hominem attack!
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#47197: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:48:06 AM

I didn't ask to be photographed.

...

WHAAAAAT DID YOU SAAAAAY

Your FACE was asking! THAT'SWHYITOOKTHEPHOTO!

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#47198: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:51:13 AM

What's your role in all of this...Detective Swish? *

You're an ad hominem attack!
ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#47199: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:52:41 AM

gateway into the mystical

time reversal doughnut

no one will notice that I changed this
Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#47200: Jun 2nd 2011 at 9:53:15 AM

I'm getting very bad sensations from this...as if a cat had just licked my heart.
I know it's the whole highlighting of terrible videogame lines, but that sentence will haunt me forever with how nonsensical it is.


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