I think I'm going to try to make the heaviest mix CD I can.
Like, with Doom Metal and stuff.
no one will notice that I changed this♫ Nationwide Boulevard was Dublin Avenue
Now it's Nationwide Boulevard, not Dublin Avenue
Been a long time gone, Dublin Avenue
Why did Dublin Avenue get the screwed over?
That's nobody's business but the Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company of Columbus, Ohio! ♫
I was, in addition to St. Louis and somewhere in Florida, desiring to get the network an owned-and-operated station in New Orleans, in spite of its rather small size.
But that can't happen, because I bought a piece of shit in New Bedford.
♫ Even old Main Street
was once Route Thirty-Three
Why they rerouted it along Livingston Avenue, I can't say
People just liked it better that way! ♫
Does anyone else do this? Where you make up new words for one part of a song and you can't stop thinking about it until you've done almost the whole song?
Heapers’ HangoutOur next location.
This one's gonna need a bit more renovation than the Pickerington store, for a couple reasons. First, the Meijer store that was here was run-down as hell. Second, Meijer was huge. We'll only need a portion of the building, to start at least.
I suppose, in the "real" world, it would be easier to simply tear down the old building and build a cheap grocery store, but that's not as fun.
Now, what to do with the unused portion of the building...
Heapers’ HangoutBesides, if he doesn't necro them within the next 30 days or so, they'll get archived by that damn robot.
Also, I've updated the CA Marketplace map.
^^ You Could Spew Title-Case Rainbow Text!
edited 1st Dec '10 10:06:20 PM by CentralAvenue
Heapers’ HangoutLISTEN TO THE LAMB CHILD
HE GOES BAA BAA
father why do we have a lamb now
BECAUSE WE NEED A PET CHILD
we have a cat or dog or something i forget
how many fucking pets do we have
HEY NOW CHILD
SWEARING ISN'T OKAY
SO FUCK YOU
I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING
the lamb wants in
doggy say hi to your new friend
AW LOOK, THEY'RE SHARING THEIR FOOD
father i think he's fighting the lamb
does he even have a name
NOW COME ON CHILD
HOW CAN YOU TELL IT'S A BOY LAMB
because you told me
also i'm going to break them up
stop fighting
THEY'RE PLAYING, IT'S HEALTHY
ah what the hell
the lamb tried to bite me
what kind of lamb is this
HE'S A NICE LAMB, YOU KNOW, THE TYPICAL FAMILY PET
i have to go to work now
or the basement
whichever is safer
THE DOG'S FOOD IS DOWN THERE CHILD
AND HE GOES DOWN THERE
he's better than that lamb
let's get rid of him
OH HO HO, YOU'LL WARM UP TO HI
WHA
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY INSTRUMENTS
THAT SHIT COST THREE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS
FUCK
i think the lamb tore them up
OOOOOOOHHHH
WE'LL TAME HIM
i was hoping we'd get rid of him
he's a shithead
NO SWEARING IN MY HOUSE
SHITFACE

Fuck them.
With a brick.