Ozbourne
Part-Time Omen of Death
from if it fits, I sits
(Edited uphill both ways)
Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
StarBee
Since: Nov, 2014
RandomWriter413
Since: Feb, 2016
Ultimatum
Disasturbator
from The Wiggle Room
(Old as dirt)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Knowlessman
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
from Stupidtown, USA (FL)
Since: Jun, 2013
Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
#435031: Sep 28th 2016 at 4:33:44 PM
I think I found the fatal flaw I was looking for in Tsukumogami.
There is absolutely nothing stopping you from making a dildo tsukumogami.
You are a magic spirit that lives in a dildo, and you can fucking wave it around and cast spells with it. You might even make the case that it's a tool instead of a trinket, and if big enough, it can be used as a magic club.
I MADE A PLAYER RACE THAT LETS YOU PLAY DND AS A POSSESSED RUBBER DICK
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
StarBee
Since: Nov, 2014
Ultimatum
Disasturbator
from The Wiggle Room
(Old as dirt)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
RandomWriter413
Since: Feb, 2016
Ultimatum
Disasturbator
from The Wiggle Room
(Old as dirt)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Ozbourne
Part-Time Omen of Death
from if it fits, I sits
(Edited uphill both ways)
Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Ultimatum
Disasturbator
from The Wiggle Room
(Old as dirt)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
RandomWriter413
Since: Feb, 2016
AdricDePsycho
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
from Never Going Back Again
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Knowlessman
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
from Stupidtown, USA (FL)
Since: Jun, 2013
Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
Ozbourne
Part-Time Omen of Death
from if it fits, I sits
(Edited uphill both ways)
Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
AdricDePsycho
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
from Never Going Back Again
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Ultimatum
Disasturbator
from The Wiggle Room
(Old as dirt)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Ultimatum
Disasturbator
from The Wiggle Room
(Old as dirt)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Ultimatum
Disasturbator
from The Wiggle Room
(Old as dirt)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Ozbourne
Part-Time Omen of Death
from if it fits, I sits
(Edited uphill both ways)
Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Ultimatum
Disasturbator
from The Wiggle Room
(Old as dirt)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
AdricDePsycho
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
from Never Going Back Again
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
RandomWriter413
Since: Feb, 2016
AdricDePsycho
Rock on, Gold Dust Woman
from Never Going Back Again
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Total posts: 559,172

-fires the growth ray, it deflects and hits Dusty-
KITTEN KONG!!!
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?