CA Marketplace goals for Winter 2011:
- Open a second location (maybe in Columbus proper?)
- Find a proper corporate office, instead of a couple trailers in the back parking lot
- Begin marketing Alice and Patchouli pills through the CA Pharmacy
- Launch new ad campaign
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Another set of Disney Princess bedsheets
Whoops, that last one was supposed to go on my Christmas list.
Heapers’ HangoutLET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
IT'S NOVEMBER
what would we watch father
SOMETHING BIG
WITH LOTS OF ACTION
AND MEN IN DRESSES
REALLY SHORT DRESSES
MMMMM
uh father
is there something i don't know about you
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS
I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING
err, yeah
LET'S GO TO MCDONALD'S
INTO THE CAR CHILD
i thought we were going to the movies
NONSENSE CHILD
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING OF THE SORT
LET'S GO TO MICKEY D'S
so we are going there now and not the movies
also we're supposed to be in the car now
so you know
we're a bit constrained
HEY FUCK YOU GUY
THROWING SODA POP AT MY CAR
I'LL HAVE A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK SIR
this is quite banal
BUT CHILD
WE HAVEN'T BEEN BANNED FROM MCDONALD'S YET
NOW THAT WOULDN'T BE BANAL WOULD IT
what about your album
IT'S SURE AN ALBUM
NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MCDONALD'S
water
oh, and their fries
they are delicious
salty fries
WE'RE HERE
YES, I WOULD LIKE A QUARTER POUNDER WITH EVERYTHING ON IT, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING
AND TWO ORDERS OF LARGE FRIES
i don't want them that big father
AND A SMALL WATER
ALSO CHILD YES YOU WANT THEM THAT BIG
OH DEAR, THIS COSTS QUITE A BIT OF MONEY
OH WAIT, WE'RE GETTING PAID TO PROMOTE THEM, NEVER MIND
this is boring father
when are you going to try and be a rock star or order the squire around again
DO WE GET CASH FOR THAT CHILD
NOW COME ON, EAT YOUR FOOD
mmm, it sure is good food
yum
food
delicious
grand
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MINE
NOW HOW WAS THAT CHILD
not much fun
BUT WE GOT MONEY
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH
we already are
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS
edited 7th Feb '11 5:49:29 PM by AnonymousUser
And now it's time once again for Link To Your Favorite Deleted Threads While They're Still In Google Cache Theater™.
Today's episode: The origin of Sockpuppet Theater™
edited 28th Nov '10 8:59:11 PM by CentralAvenue
Heapers’ Hangout6/10. One can see the dramatic tension forming between YOUR KING and his child, but still the plot seems needlessly obtuse and the dialogue unpolished. The writing lacks the incisive punch found in, for example, the Rachael Ray arc from earlier in the season. Furthermore the actors' performances are somewhat stilted, as though they still haven't settled into their roles. One gets the impression that the show has potential but could use a slight Retool.
no one will notice that I changed thisI still think YOUR KING and his child needs a webcomic adaptation. Then you could sell t-shirts of it. Commercialize the whole deal.
^ That reminds me, I need to get Central Alice some avatars of Ms. Margatroid so I can have a multipurpose sockpuppet.
edited 28th Nov '10 9:05:27 PM by CentralAvenue
Heapers’ Hangout

Nor do I do anything with my Wii. -__-