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BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4326: Nov 28th 2010 at 6:10:58 PM

Nor do I do anything with my Wii. -__-

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#4327: Nov 28th 2010 at 6:12:48 PM

Then send it to me, as mine doesn't want to read discs at the moment.

BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4328: Nov 28th 2010 at 6:14:01 PM

I'm surprised you didn't make a masturbation joke.

No, I still use it from time to time.

No, my sis plays on it. :|

GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#4329: Nov 28th 2010 at 6:19:06 PM

Fridge Brilliance: Black Dove needs a blow-up doll named Alice.

BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#4331: Nov 28th 2010 at 6:38:27 PM

My sister has a Wii, which I tried playing a few times. Thus leading to jokes about me playing with my sister's Wii. Eww.

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GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#4332: Nov 28th 2010 at 6:49:43 PM

Well, Dove, you mentioned that you couldn't do without "Alice", and wanted to blow something up.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#4333: Nov 28th 2010 at 6:54:31 PM

CA Marketplace goals for Winter 2011:

  • Open a second location (maybe in Columbus proper?)
  • Find a proper corporate office, instead of a couple trailers in the back parking lot
  • Begin marketing Alice and Patchouli pills through the CA Pharmacy
  • Launch new ad campaign
  • Another set of Disney Princess bedsheets

Whoops, that last one was supposed to go on my Christmas list.

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#4337: Nov 28th 2010 at 7:36:13 PM

I do not like rap very much, yet sometimes I like to listen to Eminem. I have no idea why.

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#4339: Nov 28th 2010 at 7:41:39 PM

I like baseball. I have an Arizona Diamondbacks cap my mom got my brother the year they won the world series.

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#4340: Nov 28th 2010 at 8:04:14 PM

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#4341: Nov 28th 2010 at 8:39:25 PM

LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES

IT'S NOVEMBER

what would we watch father

SOMETHING BIG

WITH LOTS OF ACTION

AND MEN IN DRESSES

REALLY SHORT DRESSES

MMMMM

uh father

is there something i don't know about you

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS

I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOUR KING

err, yeah

LET'S GO TO MCDONALD'S

INTO THE CAR CHILD

i thought we were going to the movies

NONSENSE CHILD

I NEVER SAID ANYTHING OF THE SORT

LET'S GO TO MICKEY D'S

so we are going there now and not the movies

also we're supposed to be in the car now

so you know

we're a bit constrained

HEY FUCK YOU GUY

THROWING SODA POP AT MY CAR

I'LL HAVE A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK SIR

this is quite banal

BUT CHILD

WE HAVEN'T BEEN BANNED FROM MCDONALD'S YET

NOW THAT WOULDN'T BE BANAL WOULD IT

what about your album

IT'S SURE AN ALBUM

NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MCDONALD'S

water

oh, and their fries

they are delicious

salty fries

WE'RE HERE

YES, I WOULD LIKE A QUARTER POUNDER WITH EVERYTHING ON IT, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING

AND TWO ORDERS OF LARGE FRIES

i don't want them that big father

AND A SMALL WATER

ALSO CHILD YES YOU WANT THEM THAT BIG

OH DEAR, THIS COSTS QUITE A BIT OF MONEY

OH WAIT, WE'RE GETTING PAID TO PROMOTE THEM, NEVER MIND

this is boring father

when are you going to try and be a rock star or order the squire around again

DO WE GET CASH FOR THAT CHILD

NOW COME ON, EAT YOUR FOOD

mmm, it sure is good food

yum

food

delicious

grand

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MINE

NOW HOW WAS THAT CHILD

not much fun

BUT WE GOT MONEY

WE'RE GONNA BE RICH

we already are

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS

edited 7th Feb '11 5:49:29 PM by AnonymousUser

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#4342: Nov 28th 2010 at 8:59:03 PM

And now it's time once again for Link To Your Favorite Deleted Threads While They're Still In Google Cache Theater™.

Today's episode: The origin of Sockpuppet Theater™

edited 28th Nov '10 8:59:11 PM by CentralAvenue

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ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#4343: Nov 28th 2010 at 8:59:49 PM

6/10. One can see the dramatic tension forming between YOUR KING and his child, but still the plot seems needlessly obtuse and the dialogue unpolished. The writing lacks the incisive punch found in, for example, the Rachael Ray arc from earlier in the season. Furthermore the actors' performances are somewhat stilted, as though they still haven't settled into their roles. One gets the impression that the show has potential but could use a slight Retool.

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BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#4345: Nov 28th 2010 at 9:03:56 PM

Dammit Dove, I cannot simplify everything for your tiny attention span.

ALICE

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CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#4346: Nov 28th 2010 at 9:04:07 PM

I still think YOUR KING and his child needs a webcomic adaptation. Then you could sell t-shirts of it. Commercialize the whole deal.

^ That reminds me, I need to get Central Alice some avatars of Ms. Margatroid so I can have a multipurpose sockpuppet.

edited 28th Nov '10 9:05:27 PM by CentralAvenue

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#4347: Nov 28th 2010 at 9:11:12 PM

I've sold out enough, I did a Product Placement story today!

BlackDove (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#4348: Nov 28th 2010 at 9:12:00 PM

Dammit Dove, I cannot simplify everything for your tiny attention span.

ALICE

=D

^^I could send you some now. I have some of Ms. Margatroid.

edited 28th Nov '10 9:12:44 PM by BlackDove

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#4349: Nov 28th 2010 at 9:17:03 PM

TWUE WUV

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