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ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
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#41051: May 17th 2011 at 10:36:39 PM

I wish I could be the most prolific and famous serial killer in US history, taunting the police, hogging the media spotlight, never getting caught. I'd like to be feared by millions. I'd like to permanently traumatize people. I'd like to leave investigators with nightmares and substance abuse problems and ruined marriages. I'd like to take some small, happy, crime-free communities and make them famous for being the home of some of my victims. I'd like to make it so their towns can never live down their association with me. I'd like to leave future generations baffled and awed at my achievements. Ideally, I'd like to be considered more evil than Hitler, though that might not be feasible for a non-dictator...

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ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
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#41053: May 17th 2011 at 10:42:13 PM

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ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
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#41054: May 17th 2011 at 10:48:08 PM

+1

edited 17th May '11 10:48:19 PM by ImipolexG

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#41055: May 17th 2011 at 10:48:22 PM

space mammaries

vs.

cyber cock

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
frozen in time
#41056: May 17th 2011 at 10:49:02 PM

...related to the Flying Boob Squadron?

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#41057: May 17th 2011 at 10:51:28 PM

They're the dark counterpart to the Flying Boob Squadron.

edited 17th May '11 10:52:08 PM by Jumpingzombie

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#41058: May 17th 2011 at 10:51:52 PM

So it just occurred to me that I still have my gender on IJBM2 set as "Female".

So I went over there to try and change it and I can't get the "Edit My Account" window to pop up.

Oh wait, now it works.

edited 17th May '11 10:52:12 PM by CentralAvenue

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ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
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#41059: May 17th 2011 at 10:54:20 PM

courier new

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CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#41060: May 17th 2011 at 10:54:33 PM

indeed

edited 17th May '11 10:54:41 PM by CentralAvenue

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ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
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#41062: May 17th 2011 at 10:59:03 PM

Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#41063: May 17th 2011 at 11:00:59 PM

Truly.

*swirls brandy and strokes beard wisely*

But, what is the true nature of cocks?

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
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#41065: May 17th 2011 at 11:06:04 PM

The true nature of cocks is that God is a 12-year-old who thinks He's funny.

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CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#41066: May 17th 2011 at 11:06:45 PM

^^ ALL TRUCKS USE RIGHT LANE

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Counterclock Since: Feb, 2013
#41067: May 17th 2011 at 11:09:04 PM

God was originally a furry who was making Bee/Human Hybrids, but then scraped that cause Zeus was making fun of him, but then he just left cocks on humans because he got bored and procrastinated

Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#41068: May 17th 2011 at 11:09:39 PM

Possibly the best explanation for genitals ever.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#41069: May 17th 2011 at 11:11:32 PM

Interstate 70

[down] timestamps

edited 17th May '11 11:11:46 PM by CentralAvenue

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AnonymousUser Since: Jan, 2001
#41070: May 17th 2011 at 11:11:32 PM

You know I think you intensified whatever interest in retail I had. Which was apparently substantial enough to mean I could talk to you about it in the first place.

CentralAvenue Literally A Princess from The Palace of Serenity Since: Sep, 2014
Literally A Princess
#41071: May 17th 2011 at 11:12:24 PM

It's a weird sort of cycle, too, because having someone to talk about retail to has intensified my interest in it, as well.

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Counterclock Since: Feb, 2013
#41072: May 17th 2011 at 11:13:06 PM

You know Central Avenue, the way you talk about road signs, I'm just tempted to tell you to take it to Fetishes.

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
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#41073: May 17th 2011 at 11:13:20 PM

training wheels

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Jumpingzombie Since: Jan, 2001
#41074: May 17th 2011 at 11:13:30 PM

god damn it, it smells like cat litter.

ImipolexG frozen in time from all our yesterdays Since: Jan, 2001
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#41075: May 17th 2011 at 11:13:58 PM

did you poop on your cat again?

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