zomg i'm supposed to be in bed, but I was doing this huge write-up for you
Okay, you cannot marry Twilight Sparkle because she is fictional. She cannot consent, because, legally speaking, she does not exist as a natural person, corporate person, or a natural entity. She only exists as a creative work, which means she is subject to copyright legislation. Therefore, you can only marry her with permission from Hasbro Inc, who owns the rights to her likeness. However, as I mentioned, she is not a natural person, corporate person, or natural entity, because she does not exist as any of them. Legally speaking, Twilight Sparkle does not exist. You cannot marry what does not legally exist.
Secondly, corporate personhood is a weird legal concept, but corporate persons do not have "natural rights" like natural persons do, such as the right to life, the right to family (and marriage and children), the right to education, because corporate persons cannot have a family, life, or an education by virtue of being corporations. You therefore, cannot marry a corporate person because a corporation does not have the ability to get married.
Heh. Nice avvie, Elm. Forgot about that.
Kinda feels odd knowing it, in the same way knowing that Disney owns Star Wars or... whatever the hell else it was that I forgot feels weird.
I swear, the world of trademarks is gonna start looking like Agario, you mark my words.
Also, apparently Wizards killed Kaijudo just like they killed Heroscape. Bastards. Although, granted, Kaijudo appears to be 100% Magic Junior, mechanics-wise. Hell, though, there being a Magic Junior ain't such a bad thing.
Speakin' of Magic, had my first few games against other friggin' people since the summer started earlier tonight; the five-color junk deck performed even worse than expected, and my Orzhov enchantment deck had a false start, but I stuck with the 'chantment deck and it cleaned friggin' house against this guy running monoblack zombies. Killed two Lilianas in a row, amusingly enough; poor bugger had no flying and damn near no removal.
Also kinda curbstomped a newbie with it, and felt bad for him. :/ Ended up giving him several cards (one of which was a rare, but one that I didn't really see me using anyway) and a few tips; what can I say? I get Drunk on the Light Side.
Also also also, not dead. Just got up hella late and played MtG for about three hours.
Sleeping now.
Killing threads with shit since I don't even know. People with poor social memes.
Ah, what do ye care lad?
Huh, good question. Well, uh... Dunno, really. Must be this ol' brain o mine.
Ayy, lad. Ya gotta transcend to the next level of awareness, and become a god yer self.
Ah, I see. So, I guess I'll go murder a bunch of fucking idiots, and get on fox news, and then commit suicide by swallowing a forty two year old prison crack pipe.
Ayy, whatever your way may be lad, ye must take it, and shine.
I'll be like the sun then, rising and incandescent.
should i add things from other works into my game? (you know other than all the offhand refrances)
oh speaking of i might have enough time to write up an update tonight
i definitely wouldve if id started a few hours ago shit
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartinstead of actually writing anything i went back and counted all the pop culture refrances in my game so far
pop culture refrance count:
- >Begin Jailbreak Adventure (MSPA)
- Keyblade (Kingdom Hearts)
- 42 (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
- red and blue pills (I dunno but I'm pretty sure it is one. maybe the Matrix?)
- i was gonna include something about a mad hatter (Alice in Wonderland) when the hat was brought up, but i guess i decided not to. such a shame
- green is not a creative color (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Humans are animals too, Shrek dammit!
I DEMAND EQUALITY!